Author Topic: Do topics get locked and moved to the Hall of Fame too fast here? (Read 18531 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #60 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:19:17 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 27, 2006, 04:38:12 PM

Yeah... how dare I want to participate in a thread I started. You should hope we never meet face to face, Drinky Cum.

What; will you literally menstruate on me, instead of metaphorically? Nasty!

The question wasn't "why did ol' snaggletooth Melissa post in this thread" but "why did her histrionic-ass self create it in the first place" -- ? Who the fuck cares that it got locked? How about you post about something that A) isn't forum meta-drama or backseat modding; or B) isn't an advertisement for GameLife? What the most embarrassing thing you did in college? What's the best movie you've seen? Do you -- can you -- read literature or even shit like Eragon? Would you fuck Mupepe monkey-style in a seedy Tijuana bar? How far have you crammed the waggle wand in your babyhole?

As Corny has said x zillion fucking times: you're a boring twat until you prove otherwise.

whiteACID · « **Reply #61 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:19:23 PM »

Thank god I haven't seen Borat, now I don't plan on it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #62 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:20:08 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:19:23 PM

Thank god I haven't seen Borat, now I don't plan on it.

my friend gave me a bootleg copy of it. We can watch it together if you want.

whiteACID · « **Reply #63 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:20:30 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 05:19:17 PM

Quote from: Melissa on November 27, 2006, 04:38:12 PM
Yeah... how dare I want to participate in a thread I started. You should hope we never meet face to face, Drinky Cum.

What; will you literally menstruate on me, instead of metaphorically? Nasty!

The question wasn't "why did ol' snaggletooth Melissa post in this thread" but why did you histrionic self create in the first place? Who the fuck cares that it got locked? How about you post about somehting that A) isn't forum meta-drama; or B) isn't an advertisement for GameLife? What the most embarrassing thing you did in college? What's the best movie you've seen? Do you -- can you -- read literature or even shit like Eragon? Would you fuck Mupepe in a dirty bar?

As Corny has said x zillion fucking times: you're a boring twat until you prove otherwise.

Besides her questionable taste in winter apparel, I think Melissa is pretty cool.

Diablos · « **Reply #64 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:20:49 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:19:23 PM

Thank god I haven't seen Borat, now I don't plan on it.

Huh? Why?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:21:13 PM »

You know guys, I'm sensing some sexual tension here. And not just between Diablos and ToxicAdam.

Mupepe · « **Reply #66 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:21:46 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow

Would you fuck Mupepe in a dirty bar?

Oh shit, missed this part. I think she would.

Diablos · « **Reply #67 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:22:04 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:21:13 PM

You know guys, I'm sensing some sexual tension here. And not just between Diablos and ToxicAdam.

Oh believe me, there's no sexual tension between me and ToxicAdam.

BlackMage · « **Reply #68 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 05:21:46 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow
Would you fuck Mupepe in a dirty bar?
Oh shit, missed this part. I think she would.

i would.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #69 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:22:31 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:20:30 PM

Besides her questionable taste in winter apparel, I think Melissa is pretty cool.

Yeah, but you love a good round of interforum theatrics, lol amirite

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:23:25 PM »

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

Mupepe · « **Reply #71 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:24:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:23:25 PM

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

Tucked in or tucked out?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #72 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:25:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 05:24:44 PM

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:23:25 PM
I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
Tucked in or tucked out?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #73 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 05:24:44 PM

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:23:25 PM
I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
Tucked in or tucked out?

Both.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #74 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 05:19:17 PM

Quote from: Melissa on November 27, 2006, 04:38:12 PM
Yeah... how dare I want to participate in a thread I started. You should hope we never meet face to face, Drinky Cum.

What; will you literally menstruate on me, instead of metaphorically? Nasty!

The question wasn't "why did ol' snaggletooth Melissa post in this thread" but "why did her histrionic-ass self create it in the first place" -- ? Who the fuck cares that it got locked? How about you post about something that A) isn't forum meta-drama or backseat modding; or B) isn't an advertisement for GameLife? What the most embarrassing thing you did in college? What's the best movie you've seen? Do you -- can you -- read literature or even shit like Eragon? Would you fuck Mupepe monkey-style in a seedy Tijuana bar? How far have you crammed the waggle wand in your babyhole?

As Corny has said x zillion fucking times: you're a boring twat until you prove otherwise.

Wow. That was a well-constructed burn, one with many levels.

whiteACID · « **Reply #75 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 05:22:31 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:20:30 PM
Besides her questionable taste in winter apparel, I think Melissa is pretty cool.

Yeah, but you love a good round of interforum theatrics, lol amirite

Something has to keep my attention for more than five minutes lol

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #76 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:32:38 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:26:07 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 05:24:44 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:23:25 PM
I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
Tucked in or tucked out?

Both.

Mupepe · « **Reply #77 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:33:03 PM »

So are we going to watch Borat together, sweetheart?

Cyanista · « **Reply #78 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:33:12 PM »

Hey, you guys! What's this thread about??

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #79 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:35:00 PM »

I am pretty sure there was a debate about forum theatrics, Drinky confessing his hatecrush on Melissa, the fine details of Borat and Titanic and an undercurrent of homoerotica.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #80 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:40:20 PM »

Yeah but the uncurrent of homoerotica is like an Evilbore trademark

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #81 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:41:05 PM »

This is true

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #82 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:45:38 PM »

Hall of fame this. now.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #83 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:53:29 PM »

wha... huh?

Diablos · « **Reply #84 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:54:02 PM »

Quote from: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 27, 2006, 05:45:38 PM

Hall of fame this. now.

I concur.

Cheebs · « **Reply #85 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:54:43 PM »

I AM JUST POSTING SO I CAN BE IN THE HALL OF FAME

Melissa · « **Reply #86 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 05:19:17 PM

The question wasn't "why did ol' snaggletooth Melissa post in this thread" but "why did her histrionic-ass self create it in the first place" -- ?

As Corny has said x zillion fucking times: you're a boring twat until you prove otherwise.

You're the last person here to be making cracks about someone's physical appearance.

As for me proving myself, Corny and I are cool. He's got enough tact and sense to differentiate "Melissa" from the "GameLife Melissa" vocation and we get along famously in person. You, however, are like a zit on the ass of Evilbore. Your status as a social failure shines through just about every post you make. You linger like a stinky fart in every single thread you find your way into and your forum personality is right on par with that comparison. So, ME proving myself to YOU...? HA! Not even on the best day of your useless life. Your opinion of me doesn't even register on a level I concern myself with. In fact, if there wasn't an audience, I would never even bother replying to you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #87 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:57:19 PM »

God, you two are going to have beautiful kids.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #88 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 27, 2006, 05:56:10 PM

You, however, are like a zit on the ass of Evilbore. Your status as a social failure shines through just about every post you make. You linger like a stinky fart in every single thread you find your way into and your forum personality is right on par with that comparison. So, ME proving myself to YOU...? HA! Not even on the best day of your useless life. Your opinion of me doesn't even register on a level I concern myself with. In fact, if there wasn't an audience, I would never even bother replying to you.

OH SNAP!!!!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #89 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:58:56 PM »

No, I'm pretty sure I won't be the last making cracks about someone's appearance, least of all yours.

I can string you along however long you'd like, but I ain't gonna make your cramps stop -- that's an issue you need to fix, bitchcakes!

Cheebs · « **Reply #90 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:59:48 PM »

How can anyone hate drinky? NOA mentioned him in a press release for Nintendogs

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #91 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:00:34 PM »

Jesus fuckin Christ, that was RUTHLESS e-rape. Drinky should be crying in the shower...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #92 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:02:11 PM »

Oh, please -- I just nailed a triple entendre without even trying. She just heaped generic insults on me!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #93 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:04:38 PM »

Generic insults? Its like sweet poetry, my dear Drinky.

Sweet poetry...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #94 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:06:12 PM »

Don't let your fear of me blind you -- I got some good stuff planned for you as well!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #95 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:08:04 PM »

Good stuff? You're gonna call me a teenboy and talk about raping my mother again?

:yawn

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #96 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:08:41 PM »

man, i don't fit in here.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #97 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:09:43 PM »

Yeah Davis, either START SUM SHITE or get ta steppin'...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #98 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:09:55 PM »

That blackballing thread was not comparable to e-gangster's and e-hicks.

Bitter ass-munchers.

whiteACID · « **Reply #99 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:10:59 PM »

I think Drinky won, as if what I say matters

Mupepe · « **Reply #100 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:13:04 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 06:10:59 PM

I think Drinky won, as if what I say matters

Come on, I just want to watch a movie with you! I'll be fully dressed! (Unless you would rather me not!)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #101 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:13:59 PM »

The thought of Reirom and redWOOD getting it on is disturbing, to say the least...

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whiteACID · « **Reply #102 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:14:03 PM »

but it's only round 2, start niccas!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #103 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:15:22 PM »

No, round two starts when MAF comes in to defend his boy, and ban Melissa for being an e-gangster.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #104 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:16:25 PM »

redwood went from dissing Melissa's choice in winter wear to saying that Doug wore her out. DAMN, SUPPLIES NIGGAZ

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #105 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:17:23 PM »

Yeah! Melissa doesn't stand a chance -- I already have ONE self-important validation-cravin' female poster too scared to post at Evilbore cuz of me!

Christopher · « **Reply #106 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:18:18 PM »

Dragona?

Cyanista · « **Reply #107 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:18:35 PM »

. . you're the reason waychel doesn't post here? I could fucking kiss you.

Cheebs · « **Reply #108 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:18:46 PM »

bush lied and people died

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #109 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:19:45 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 06:15:22 PM

No, round two starts when MAF comes in to defend his boy, and ban Melissa for being an e-gangster.

au contraire, my pimply little doppleganger; MAF refuses to use his mod powers to support my agenda, even when I try to bribe his ass. You guys oughtta show him a little respect -- he takes a lot of crap from me and TVC as we attempt to get him to torment you guys. He takes playing fair pretty damn seriously.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #110 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:20:02 PM »

Waychel gets on Evilbore to make Ventrilo playdates with redWOOD

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #111 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:20:49 PM »

Oh please, you and MAF could be one in the same poster, for all anyone can tell...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #112 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:22:01 PM »

How so? Because we have similar tastes in games?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #113 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:22:32 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 06:20:49 PM

Oh please, you and MAF could be one in the same poster, for all anyone can tell...

That's interesting since I can't tell the difference between you and Phoenix Dork, other than the whole PD claiming to be black thing

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #114 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:22:39 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 06:18:35 PM

. . you're the reason waychel doesn't post here? I could fucking kiss you.

EDIT: actually, I find it really insulting to think that i'd actually care enough about her to have some sort of policy to harrass her. look, if you say stupid, self-important shit, i will mock you in the way many years of the internet has trained me to. PhoenixDark and my little gibbering clone seem to have no problem rolling with it, but with her? a few mean remarks about her asinine opinions and posting style and suddenly it's a DANGEROUS VENDETTA. Get over yourself! It's the Internet! Opinions don't justify themselves around here, and you're a dipshit if you think you can make them without expecting negative remarks.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #115 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:23:05 PM »

Because you're both UBER JADED and supposed "e-bullies"...

Mupepe · « **Reply #116 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:23:16 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 06:13:59 PM

The thought of Reirom and redWOOD getting it on is disturbing, to say the least...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

You'd watch.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #117 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:24:08 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 06:22:32 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 06:20:49 PM
Oh please, you and MAF could be one in the same poster, for all anyone can tell...

That's interesting since I can't tell the difference between you and Phoenix Dork, other than the whole PD claiming to be black thing

Oh look, Corny trying to call me out again.

Where's the oh-so-clever "Dork Shake" quip, good sir? I'm dissapointed. :'(

Melissa · « **Reply #118 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:25:38 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 06:10:59 PM

I think Drinky won, as if what I say matters

There's no win or lose...the only people capable of attacking me would be the ones who have spent any real time with me. This is all fantasy, and my armor on these forums is impenetrable. The day you see me posting some Olimario-esque "pics of my Thanksgiving trip" is the day I may be phased. Everything about me here exists solely for reactions. This thread, sans the silly detour on page 2, is exactly what it was supposed to be - and people calling for it to be Hall of Famed just solidifies the enigma.

I do GameLife and all of this because it's mindless, pointless entertainment.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #119 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:30:39 PM »

if there's no win or lose, snaggletooth, why are you trying to compete? why do you even bother?

don't give us the "i have no pride" schtick, because you fucking want attention from us and you know it. you can't say shit what doesn't directly discuss you. we're giving it to you. now get clever or shut the fuck up.

News:

Author Topic: Do topics get locked and moved to the Hall of Fame too fast here? (Read 18531 times)

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