White Trash Neighbors

[Flannel Boy]

The fat, dumb, white trash neighbors across the hall have been yelling and screaming at each other all night. Someone called the cops, and, apparently, it's not the first time they've come by.

[Eric P]

i have someone who blasts 80s metal in my hall way

i can walk out and catch bits of Dio or Anthrax.  it's kind of cool in a nostalgic way

and then there's the woman who has loud conversations right on the other side of her door which make it sound like her relationship is breaking down.

[drozmight]

Start playing Mexican restaurant music reeeeeally damn loud to see how they react.

Maybe their love for america and their burning hatred for immigrants will reunite them as they turn their anger towards you.

[Flannel Boy]

Also, the chick across the hall, the one being yelled at, has an obnoxious laugh--it's really loud and sounds very fake.

[Phoenix Dark]

My nextdoor neighbors don't have a doorbell, which to any normal person would mean you have to KNOCK on the door. Instead whenever one of them gets locked out they yell at the top of their lungs "STEVE! STEVE!" Which at 4am sounds like they're yelling my name

Four people live in the house but every night there's a new car in the driveway, blocking my way out (say, if I have to go somewhere around 10PM). My brother thinks they must rent out rooms or something

[Flannel Boy]

When I lived in res, I had people occasionally knock on my window in the middle of the night when they were locked out. I was awake each time, being somewhat of an insomniac, but it still annoyed me.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm usually up at 4am, just not very coherent. Especially if I'm looking at porn

[Bildi]

Ugh, white trash neighbours are horrible.  I've been lucky not to live near white trash for about 10 years now (most of my neighbours might be old and decrepit, but at least they're quiet).

[TakingBackSunday]

That is my entire floor in my dorm.

[Brehvolution]

That sucks. If I hear shit at my house, something is going down.
Small town America.

[Greatness Gone]

Houses ftw

[Bildi]

The problem is the effects of white trash can be felt over large distances, and they don't respect boundaries like fences and walls.

So even a house isn't a guaranteed sanctuary.

[Phoenix Dark]

Houses ftw

bitch i live in a big house

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Houses ftw

hear hear

[xnikki118x]

My nextdoor neighbors don't have a doorbell, which to any normal person would mean you have to KNOCK on the door. Instead whenever one of them gets locked out they yell at the top of their lungs "STEVE! STEVE!" Which at 4am sounds like they're yelling my name

Four people live in the house but every night there's a new car in the driveway, blocking my way out (say, if I have to go somewhere around 10PM). My brother thinks they must rent out rooms or something

Do you go stand outside their door and yell instead of knocking? Because that would be awesome.

I'm the type of person who would make them move their car even if I didn't have to go anywhere. Move the car, drive around the block a few times, park in the driveway again. Do that a few times and maybe the fuckers would stop blocking me in.

The problem is the effects of white trash can be felt over large distances, and they don't respect boundaries like fences and walls.

So even a house isn't a guaranteed sanctuary.

ABSOLUTELY. We had terrible white trash neighbors down the street who just moved. Good riddance to them! I could always hear those fuckers yelling in the middle of the night and they are seriously like 6 houses away and on a different street.

[Cormacaroni]

I am the only white trash in my entire building. They'll all learn to love the Georgia Satellites as much as I do one day.

[chronovore]

Heh. I'm living the Jefferson's style life as well. I'm the only cracker on my block, but not the only one who speaks fluent English.

[Brehvolution]

I am the only white trash in my entire building. They'll all learn to love the Georgia Satellites as much as I do one day.

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I got a little change in my pocket
Goin ching-a-ling-a-ling
Wanna call you on the telephone, baby
Give you a ring
But each time we talk
I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee
Until I get a wedding ring."
My honey, my baby
Don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines
And keep your hands to yourself.
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