Author Topic: This lime Gatorade rain tastes like seaweed-infused shit water being. . . (Read 1297 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 13, 2008, 02:42:48 AM »

expelled from someone's asshole directly into my mouth. It has this vaguely planty and earthy flavor to it, and it is rather off-putting. It tastes like something you'd consume as some sort of gross and phony folk remedy, or a tame version of something you'd quaff to get high and see spirit animals. This is like the worst 2 dollars I have ever spent. There's nothing else to drink in my apartment aside from rum, scotch, and tap water, so I'm kind of up a creek here. I just had to be adventurous and try one of the other gatorade flavors knowing full well that red, blue, purple, and yellow are the only ones that actually taste different.

Will I never learn? Will I?! WHY DID I WANT TO DRINK THE GREEN SHIT!?!!?!?!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:44:02 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:46:25 AM »

I don't even really read the flavor labels. I just saw this pretty translucent green color. It was only after I tasted it that I looked, mainly because I could not comprehend what the fuck I was supposed to be tasting. Looking backwards, the pretty translucent green can also be seen as a bright fungal green, like some fluid you've bucketed out of the bottom of a sewage drain.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:46:52 AM »

Gatorade Rain as a whole is pretty horrible. Tastes like gatorade, which is basically just water, with even more water in it plus this dirty sewer taste added to it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:35:50 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2008, 02:42:48 AM

Will I never learn? Will I?! WHY DID I WANT TO DRINK THE GREEN SHIT!?!!?!?!

Some nasty fantasy involving Slimer from Ghostbusters?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:40:11 PM »

smh @ inactive people who drink Gatordate

It tastes like magic after three or four suicides, believe me

Crushed · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:40:21 PM »

No surprise that you like Gatorade.

http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:41:02 PM »

The only thing green you should ever drink

I hate that rain stuff it's horrible.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 13, 2008, 01:40:11 PM

smh @ inactive people who drink Gatordate

It tastes like magic after three or four suicides, believe me

I've read in several places it's good to drink post-puking. That's the only time I drink it, really.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:44:30 PM »

Akala · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:03:47 PM »

You should have gotten the green "Tiger" Gatorade. It's the shit.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:50:55 PM »

TVC, remember Fruitopia? That crap always left a nasty aftertaste in my mouth.

T234 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:30:35 AM »

O H GOD FRUITOPIPIA AND FREDDIE PRINZE JR IN THE SAME POST SIXTH GRADE OVELOAD TOTAL

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:32:51 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on November 13, 2008, 01:44:30 PM

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Get your juice bullshit out of this thread about artificially flavored salt water.

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:33:22 AM »

hey fuck you guy

nothin better than takin a swig of some cold joos

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:38:32 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 13, 2008, 02:50:55 PM

TVC, remember Fruitopia? That crap always left a nasty aftertaste in my mouth.

I think I managed to get through the fruitopia years without actually consuming it.

And I usually have 2 small cans (I think they are 4 ounces each) of apple juice a day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:40:31 AM »

since we're talking about juice can you guys back me up

Ok, we bought some Tropicana OJ awhile ago right, and late one night I decided to have a glass while eating some popcorn. My brother gave me the SMH look and said I shouldn't drink OJ in the afternoon/night, it should only be consumed during breakfast. My argument is that as long as you drink one glass a day it doesn't matter when you drink it.

Discuss

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:08:53 AM »

bullshit

unless your a tennis or track star it won't matter

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:10:48 AM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 14, 2008, 12:40:31 AM

since we're talking about juice can you guys back me up

Ok, we bought some Tropicana OJ awhile ago right, and late one night I decided to have a glass while eating some popcorn. My brother gave me the SMH look and said I shouldn't drink OJ in the afternoon/night, it should only be consumed during breakfast. My argument is that as long as you drink one glass a day it doesn't matter when you drink it.

Discuss

I drink orange juice with lunch AND dinner. but then again i'm not black.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:11:33 AM »

also, I got purple drank gatorade for after tonight's purging.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:30:49 AM »

If y'all are getting sick, drink more cranberry juice because it raises your PH which helps get rid of bacteria.

Lowering your PH would help too but you probably don't want to drink a mixture of vinegar and lemon juice.

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:31:47 AM »

protip: drinking grapefruit juice raises your blood levels of xanax

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