So, my wife got this job like a month ago at a non-profit. The girl in her position was quitting to become a writer or some bullshit. She stuck around a week, trained my wife and then left to become the next whatever. Today, my wife's boss calls her into her office and says, "Oh, Serena decided to come back, you're FIRED".
That is fucing grade A motherfucking bullshit. FUCK YOU YOU KNOW WHO. You're organization is a sinking ship and you're a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Congrats and managing to be a total fuckup, you shitfucking jackass. I swear o christ, If I ever see that fat fuck on the street I will SAY MEAN THINGS AND DASH ACROSS THE STREET.