Author Topic: Oh god I am afraid I am going to die at the dentist's (Read 5299 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 14, 2008, 02:42:27 PM »

From what I can gather, they aren't putting me under for this. I'mma gonna die of pain. How could they extract 2 teeth without putting me under? Won't the blood situation be out of control after the first tooth, making it incredibly gross for me?

What do I do if I feel like I am about to die? Is it considered kosher to ask the dentist for a last request handjob or maybe a shot of lidocaine to the balls? I think I'm up a creek here.

Even if I survive, I have to go to the pharmacy and wait a half hour until they can give me my precious pills. What do I do then when I am racked by pain with nothing but tabloid magazines to comfort me? What happens if nobody claims my body?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:43:20 PM »

they'll do local. You literally won't feel anything but the gag reflex id worry about

drew · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:44:28 PM »

i don't think tvc has to worry about gag reflex

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TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:45:07 PM »

The last time I had a tooth extracted with local, it was incredibly painful. The pain was in my jaw, and the dentist said he really couldn't do anything about bone pain or something like that.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:45:43 PM »

oh yeah, bone pain is different :/

cool breeze · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:45:58 PM »

My dentist is the type who likes to make a lot of jokes and that shit gets scary at times

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:46:14 PM »

demand general anesthesia

gauraunteed lulz for the person driving you home, you say some weird shit

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:46:19 PM »

My teeth apparently have freakishly long roots.

EDIT: I'm driving myself home.

drew · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:47:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 02:46:19 PM

EDIT: I'm driving myself home.

you are fucked

godspeed

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:48:30 PM »

When I got that last tooth pulled, while driving home is when I saw the van full of Mexicans crash. yesterday, Prole cast doubt on whether that actually happened or whether it was some sort of delirious fantasy I was having, induced by pain.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:51:56 PM »

I dunno if you heard the whole story. I was stopped at a light, and across from me, in the oncoming lane, a van hit a tree that was in the median of the road. It looked to be going pretty fast. After a few seconds, like a half dozen mexicans burst from the vehicle, running in all directions. It was awesome and hysterical.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:53:14 PM »

Something fucked up always happens when you drive impared. Last year I had an eye exam where they gave me those drops to dilate my eyes. I forgot to ask for the sunglasses and drove home. It was like out of some sort of prescient vision, on my last left hand turn I was looking directly into the sun. I was convinced someone would come straight across the intersection, running the red light on accident as I turn left in front of him and can't see shit.

Sure enough that's exactly what happened, I was able to avoid him while in a state of shock.

Good luck tvc

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:54:23 PM »

Morphine is your friend.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:54:31 PM »

I had local anesthesia and some gas when I had my wisdom teeth taken out 11 years ago. I was awake the entire time tripping out while listening to OK Computer and Siamese Dream. I felt some pressure when they were taking out the teeth, but I didn't feel any pain nor did I see blood.

I took painkillers that day, but I was feeling fine and eating solid foods the next day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:55:38 PM »

I still have to go to the eye doctor about the whole "every car looks like it has high beams on at night" thing. Every fucking car at night blinds me. It's going to be the death of me. He did a full exam when I got my glasses (before I was driving) and he said my eyes were very healthy for my age with no noticeable issues. THEN WHY THE FUCK DO ALL HEADLIGHTS BLIND ME.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:56:15 PM »

Ooooo, I can bring my Zune and listen to Jandek as he rapes my mouth!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:56:46 PM »

Sing Painkiller when they give you the stuff.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:57:39 PM »

I have to do this soon as well. I'm not looking forward to it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:58:48 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2008, 02:57:39 PM

I have to do this soon as well. I'm not looking forward to it.

Listen to Jandek?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:00:24 PM »

Nah, the whole wisdom teeth thing

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:01:06 PM »

Are you going to drive yourself home after the appointment?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:01:41 PM »

Can I have your PS3 if you die?

and PD doesn't read threads

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on November 14, 2008, 02:56:46 PM

Sing Painkiller when they give you the stuff.

This, is, the , Painkiller
Wis, es, da, mwainkiwa

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:05:18 PM »

Okay. I am heading out. Demi, I will miss you most of all

Brehvolution · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:10:08 PM »

Good luck!

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You'll be fine.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:13:18 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 14, 2008, 03:01:41 PM

and PD doesn't read threads

I'm so distraught with grief I can't read

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:28:02 PM »

I wish you the best TVC, I'll keep you in my prayer's and pray they have the common sense to knock you out.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:31:28 PM »

Is this your wisdom teeth that they're taking out? If they're only using local anesthetic, it's going to be VERY fast. I don't know about this bone pain that you're talking about though.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #28 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:47:33 PM »

Good luck.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #29 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:48:02 PM »

My dentist gives me laughing gas when they pull teeth. God laughing gas is so fucking awesome.

Nitrous

GilloD · « **Reply #30 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:50:06 PM »

My wisdom teeth are coming in fine. I'll bute yo dick off

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #31 on:** November 14, 2008, 04:49:47 PM »

Can you PM me the password to your Steam account while you're at the clinic?

You promised to let me have it. Not that I don't want you to pull through but who can predict what's gonna happen.

djkimothy · « **Reply #32 on:** November 14, 2008, 04:53:12 PM »

Not very fun when you're awake for this procedure. The stories I've heard of the noise your teeth makes as it's being pulled out...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** November 14, 2008, 06:00:08 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2008, 04:49:47 PM

Can you PM me the password to your Steam account while you're at the clinic?

You promised to let me have it. Not that I don't want you to pull through but who can predict what's gonna happen.

TVC doesn't keep promises $:-\$

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demi · « **Reply #34 on:** November 14, 2008, 06:11:33 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 03:05:18 PM

Okay. I am heading out. Demi, I will miss you most of all

:|

fucking die already

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2008, 06:15:48 PM »

:'( :'( Gyllengod Bless :'( :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2008, 08:14:26 PM »

It's been too long......

ARE YOU OK?!
*knocks on monitor*

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37 on:** November 14, 2008, 08:15:19 PM »

Demi, did you get next of kin notification yet?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38 on:** November 14, 2008, 08:20:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 03:05:18 PM

Okay. I am heading out. Demi, I will miss you most of all

You gonna die.

drozmight · « **Reply #39 on:** November 14, 2008, 09:08:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 02:48:30 PM

When I got that last tooth pulled, while driving home is when I saw the van full of Mexicans crash. yesterday, Prole cast doubt on whether that actually happened or whether it was some sort of delirious fantasy I was having, induced by pain.

your imagination is really racist

E-DuB · « **Reply #40 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 14, 2008, 08:14:26 PM

It's been too long......

ARE YOU OK?!
*knocks on monitor*

With any luck he's doped out of his mind and resting.

Hope the procedure went well man!

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:45:09 PM »

That was a disaster. I bled a real lot, and it took over an hour to get the first tooth out. I was bleeding pretty much constantly by the time he was working on the roots of the tooth, which took the longest. By the time he got it out, his hands were covered in blood and it looked like I had just gotten my fuckin red wings. We rescheduled to do the other one in December. He prescribed a full bottle of vicodin, some penicillin, and said I should probably see a doctor to find out why my blood is so thin. He also said I probably shouldn't talk for a few days. The bleeding still hasn't stopped, either, in spite of him putting lotsa stitches over the wound (he said he used 3x as many as he normally would.

And I am in MEGA FUCKING PAIN.

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:57:17 PM »

HAHAHAHA you're so fucked

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:02:03 PM »

Jesus. Was it impacted? I had 4 out in 45 minutes and they were all broken in some way though not impacted. Do you think it was due to the "freakishly long roots"?

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:02:46 PM »

Good news - I dont have to hear you talk

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #45 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:17:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 10:45:09 PM

That was a disaster. I bled a real lot, and it took over an hour to get the first tooth out. I was bleeding pretty much constantly by the time he was working on the roots of the tooth, which took the longest. By the time he got it out, his hands were covered in blood and it looked like I had just gotten my fuckin red wings. We rescheduled to do the other one in December. He prescribed a full bottle of vicodin, some penicillin, and said I should probably see a doctor to find out why my blood is so thin. He also said I probably shouldn't talk for a few days. The bleeding still hasn't stopped, either, in spite of him putting lotsa stitches over the wound (he said he used 3x as many as he normally would.

And I am in MEGA FUCKING PAIN.

Sounds like malpractice. $:-\$

That's why doctors > dentists. We have to clean up their mess.

drew · « **Reply #46 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:18:29 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #47 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:23:14 PM »

$:-\$ I'm sorry keith, the fact they kept you up through this makes it even more of a traumatic event.

I hope you feel better, did they give you a shot for the pain before you left the oral surgeon? I know it doesn't much matter when your in pain. But please feel better man. And try and get a bunch of sleep. That blood isn't gonna stop running for awhile so I hope you can deal with it. If you have to throw up cause of the blood please use warm water with a bit of salt in it to clean it out.

It sound's like you went to a pretty shitty oral surgeon, and I'd get it checked out with another dentist just to make sure everything is ok. I went to two cause of the infection I developed due to the first one's incompetence.

Again I'm sorry, both roxanne and I will keep you in our thoughts and prayers dudders.

Get Well

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:23:38 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #49 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:24:45 PM »

What the hell are you praying for him for, he has a bottle of Vic's. The dentist just literaly gave him a grand in free money.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #50 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:27:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 14, 2008, 11:23:38 PM

Is that how you should treat someone that bequeathed all his possessions to you?

TVC15 · « **Reply #51 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2008, 11:17:57 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 10:45:09 PM
That was a disaster. I bled a real lot, and it took over an hour to get the first tooth out. I was bleeding pretty much constantly by the time he was working on the roots of the tooth, which took the longest. By the time he got it out, his hands were covered in blood and it looked like I had just gotten my fuckin red wings. We rescheduled to do the other one in December. He prescribed a full bottle of vicodin, some penicillin, and said I should probably see a doctor to find out why my blood is so thin. He also said I probably shouldn't talk for a few days. The bleeding still hasn't stopped, either, in spite of him putting lotsa stitches over the wound (he said he used 3x as many as he normally would.

And I am in MEGA FUCKING PAIN.

Sounds like malpractice. $:-\$

That's why doctors > dentists. We have to clean up their mess.

Nah, he didn't even do anything wrong. The only thing different from the previous extraction is that I bled a lot here. I think he just forgot how long it took last time. He prescribed the 'cillin because last time, the wound took a while to heal and he was afraid that if this took as long, it might get infected. It wasn't the worst waste of 200 bucks i'm guilty of.

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:32:57 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2008, 11:27:24 PM

Quote from: demi on November 14, 2008, 11:23:38 PM

Is that how you should treat someone that bequeathed all his possessions to you?

My pockets are EMPTY do I look like I got anything

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:35:23 PM »

Also, Smooth, he prescribed vicodin this time. Last time he prescribed percoset. Any reason why he'd pick one over the other? They are both about as powerful as each other, right?

Mandark · « **Reply #54 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:38:47 PM »

He's probably playing the pharma reps against each other, getting them to bid up the kickbacks and handjobs he gets for using their brand.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #55 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:39:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 11:35:23 PM

Also, Smooth, he prescribed vicodin this time. Last time he prescribed percoset. Any reason why he'd pick one over the other? They are both about as powerful as each other, right?

Vic's are less dangerous to blow.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #56 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:47:06 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2008, 11:35:23 PM

Also, Smooth, he prescribed vicodin this time. Last time he prescribed percoset. Any reason why he'd pick one over the other? They are both about as powerful as each other, right?

Don't know why he would switch. They're both for reducing moderate to severe pain and have almost the same mechanisms of action.

Have you ever gotten a platelet count?

Here are some warning signs of an abnormally low amount of platelets (thrombocytopenia):

* Recent viral or rickettsial infection

* Fever and thrombocytopenia in an adult or child with a history of recent travel may indicate malarial infection [26,27]

* Previously diagnosed hematologic disease (eg, acute and chronic leukemias, chronic myeloproliferative or myelodysplastic diseases)

* Nonhematologic diseases known to decrease platelet counts (eg, eclampsia, sepsis, DIC, anaphylactic shock, hypothermia, massive transfusions)

* A positive family history of bleeding and/or thrombocytopenia

* Recent live virus vaccination

* Poor nutritional status, especially in the elderly and alcoholics

* It is critical to review the list of ALL medications taken by the patient which might be associated with the development of thrombocytopenia (show table 3A-C). This list should also include any over-the-counter and herbal products, quinine containing beverages, aspirin and non-steroidal antiinflammatory agents. (See "Drug-induced thrombocytopenia").

* Pregnancy, especially late in the third trimester or at onset of labor (see below), but also with a prior history of ITP or TTP-HUS, or with preeclampsia or eclampsia (See "Thrombocytopenia in pregnancy").

* Recent organ transplantation from a donor sensitized to platelet alloantigens [21]

* Recent transfusion of a platelet-containing product in an allosensitized recipient (See "Immunologic blood transfusion reactions", section on Posttransfusion purpura)

Quote from: demi on November 14, 2008, 11:32:57 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
Quote from: demi on November 14, 2008, 11:23:38 PM

Is that how you should treat someone that bequeathed all his possessions to you?

My pockets are EMPTY do I look like I got anything

I guess I could understand why you'd be irritated. Dude is pretty unreliable when it comes to sending shit out.

drew · « **Reply #57 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:27:45 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on November 14, 2008, 11:39:59 PM

Vic's are less dangerous to blow.

ok

snorting painkillers is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

Akala · « **Reply #58 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:39:05 AM »

I'm not a huge downer fan, but vicodin is totally fucking overrated.

drew · « **Reply #59 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:39:48 AM »

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Author Topic: Oh god I am afraid I am going to die at the dentist's (Read 5299 times)