Goin' on a date (WIN)

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Yea another date is a better idea.

Ok no call today...what about an email?

don't call
don't e-mail
don't SMS
don't smoke signal

[demi]

PD, just relax and jerk one out. You will get over her and she will come to you ready for your black mandingo pussy ripper.

[Don Flamenco]

Text her a smiley face.  Bitches love smiley faces

[Himu]

A handshake? You're such a nice boy, Maurice.

[tiesto]

Yea another date is a better idea.

Ok no call today...what about an email?

You saw her last night, right? Call tomorrow or Monday afternoon, if she doesn't answer, leave a quick but witty message. If she does answer, don't stay on the phone for too long... ask her how she is, make small talk for a few minutes, then attempt to set up a date for the following weekend. You gotta keep the momentum going, like you were the PS3.

[Human Snorenado]

Handshake?  HANDSHAKE???  What, were you having a business dinner with this broad?  smh Maurice, a hug would have definitely been appropriate there.  Ugh.

And you know you took her to Red Lobster, quit playin.

[Beezy]

Red Lobster? With the chedda biscuits?

[Smooth Groove]

Red Lobster? With the chedda biscuits?

Now he's going to brag to his family at Thanksgiving about eating at Red Lobster with a white chick. 

[Human Snorenado]

Red Lobster? With the chedda biscuits?

Now he's going to brag to his family at Thanksgiving about eating at Red Lobster with a white chick. 

It's a new world!  If a black man can be President, a young black man can eat at the Red Lobster with a white girl.  Keep hope alive!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

SMH @ wearing a blazer to Red Lobster

I thought the handshake was a good idea.  Since she wanted the kiss, it shows that she likes you enough.  If she didn't, she would have just been fine with the shake and would have ran inside.

[Beezy]

SMH @ wearing a blazer to Red Lobster

[Phoenix Dark]

We didn't go to Red Lobster 

[Don Flamenco]

SMH @ wearing a blazer to Red Lobster

I thought the handshake was a good idea.  Since she wanted the kiss, it shows that she likes you enough.  If she didn't, she would have just been fine with the shake and would have ran inside.

Guys do handshakes.  You also shake the hand of a woman you're being introduced to, usually (sometimes they do hugs when it's at a party or something very informal and laid back.)  A hug is more appropriate, but he's lucky she's cool and pulled him in for the kiss.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I do the handshake thing too, at the beginning.

At the end, its kind of odd.

[Joe Molotov]

Her gaydar was probably going wilde when you went for the handshake. 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Yeah what a fucking dumb thing to do PD. Atleast get some balls and go in for the kiss.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Good job PD

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah what a fucking dumb thing to do PD. Atleast get some balls and go in for the kiss.

Given your choice of women, I can only assume "get some balls" means this:



Not every woman would be wooed by snack cakes.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I don't understand your joke

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Yeah what a fucking dumb thing to do PD. Atleast get some balls and go in for the kiss.

Apparently not so dumb. He had a good time and she liked him enough to go for the kiss.  Probably had a better night than you

Oh I know he did, and I congratulate him, but I still find some humor in the Handshake. It's like something Constanza (the real character, not the shitty poster (just kidding love  )) would do, or something Wes Anderson would write.

[demi]

I don't understand your joke

[laesperanzapaz]

i cant stop laffing at this

she picks up worms???  waaaattt

[Brehvolution]

PD could put his "worm" on a wet sidewalk so she could put it in her "grass".

[BlackMage]

frankly, im jealous.  :'(

[drew]

you would've just creeped her out anyway dood

[Bildi]

Nice job PD.

The handshake is indeed a bit of a wtf move, but it ended well so that's awesome.

[Beezy]

PD could put his "worm" on a wet sidewalk so she could put it in her "grass".

[Beezy]

PD could put his "worm" on a wet sidewalk so she could put it in her "grass".

deja vu. 

I think has been your reply 80% of the time today

Lol yeah, I mainly only reply to stuff that I find funny. I don't really have much that I'm willing to share.

[Phoenix Dark]

And as a heads up, Cheebs is trying to play this off as a internet prank. It's bullshit, like every other claim he's made. I've mixed internet/personal shit for a long time without getting burned because I trust people - hell, Symbios is one of my facebook friends. But this has gone too far

[CHOW CHOW]

link to the cheebs ownage thread?

[Human Snorenado]

Oh lord, DIRECT LINKING PICS is just asking to get owned.  WTF Maurice.

[CHOW CHOW]

link to the cheebs ownage thread?

http://fhgforum.free-forums.org/fhgforum-about1346-0.html

I don't even know what to say.   

[Tieno]

link to the cheebs ownage thread?

http://fhgforum.free-forums.org/fhgforum-about1346-0.html

Now I feel bad for PD

[Eric P]

link to the cheebs ownage thread?

http://fhgforum.free-forums.org/fhgforum-about1346-0.html

Now I feel bad for PD

do what i do.

don't.

[Don Flamenco]

link to the cheebs ownage thread?

http://fhgforum.free-forums.org/fhgforum-about1346-0.html

whoa.  I thought this was like a one time thing (don't know PD well or anything), but he's done this three times before?  

At least have a one night stand with a bbw through casual encounters on craigslist or something, anything but inventing fake girlfriends on a message board.

[Beardo]

So this was all fake?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

leper this handshaking filth

[Mr. Gundam]

PD, you have some serious issues if you feel need to pull this shit on a regular basis.

Why do you need validation from a bunch of internet people? Get some help.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I fell for it because this is the first time I've ever been trolled by PD.  I haven't been here that long or cared much at GAF to follow his post history so I had no idea he did this kind of thing.