we need a new banner

[cloudwalking]

after willco weighs in you can feel free to put this to a poll.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

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this but keep the weed smoking animation

[Barry Egan]

naa that's not a protruding asshole, it's just another marshmallow.

[Bloodwake]

Yeah anyone who thinks the black man respect one is more NSFW than the unicorn with a protruding asshole shitting rainbows is a fucking moron.

Okay, I attend and work at a highly feminist college. Would the cute one with the cartoon unicorn piss off my coworkers and supervisors, or the one with a man slam-dunking a "ho" in a basketball goal?

For reference:



You fucking decide if it isn't NSFW in my situation.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I think they're both mildly NSFW, but the unicorn one is way more NSFW to me

too bad, they rule

the non-animated hoes one, while not as awesome, could work

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

[Don Flamenco]

This is also quite amazing, do you have the source for this?

The box art for a forgotten Sega game called Crack Down:

Would be cool to replace the marquee with "Evilbore."  I don't have access to cheesy 80s fonts though.

edit: my entry wasn't meant to be serious though...would be awkward having an avatar from the site banner 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

Patel knowing what's up

[drew]

the shocked look on the horses face proves i am right

[Howard Alan Treesong]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

Patel knowing what's up

When you roll with as many hoes as Patel does, you gotta know how to pluralize.

[cloudwalking]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

why not hos?

there must be an official verdict on this somewhere

[Barry Egan]

I think shitting marshmallows would be shocking enough.

[Don Flamenco]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

why not hos?

there must be an official verdict on this somewhere

Apparently the journalist community is torn on the subject as well:
http://newsbusters.org/node/11941

[Howard Alan Treesong]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

why not hos?

there must be an official verdict on this somewhere

potato -> potatoes
tomato -> tomatoes
ho -> hoes

[cloudwalking]

dictionary.com:

ho (hō)
n.   pl. hos
Slang. A prostitute.

[African American Vernacular English, alteration of whore.]

hoe  (hō)

n.   A tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening.
v.   hoed, hoe·ing, hoes

v.   tr.
To weed, cultivate, or dig up with a hoe.
v.   intr.
To work with a hoe.

[Middle English howe, from Old French houe, of Germanic origin; see kau- in Indo-European roots.]
ho'er n.

[Bloodwake]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

why not hos?

there must be an official verdict on this somewhere

It's hoes. Trust me. (Edit: I just got owned by cloudwalking. WHOO)

I still don't see why the unicorn banner is NSFW. It's an animated unicorn shitting marshmallows. It's not like there's unicorns having anal sex or something. It's not like the marshmallows resemble feces.

[Brehvolution]

Vote Goat 08!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Cloudwalking, you are wrong! It's hoes.

[cloudwalking]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

why not hos?

there must be an official verdict on this somewhere

potato -> potatoes
tomato -> tomatoes
ho -> hoes

rodeo -> rodeos
patio -> patios
cello -> cellos

[Don Flamenco]

Associated Press uses "hos"

neither looks correct to me.  

As for the unicorn, the banner is small and usually out of the way...someone looking over your shoulder would have to be quick to see it and discern what was happening.

[CurseoftheGods]

owned

[Howard Alan Treesong]

we are gonna have to agree to disagree then, I am 100% certain it's hoes and would never write hos on a message board of distinction such as this

[Himu]

btw, the plural of ho is hoes. you don't use an apostrophe to pluralize

why not hos?

there must be an official verdict on this somewhere

potato -> potatoes
tomato -> tomatoes
ho -> hoes

rodeo -> rodeos
patio -> patios
cello -> cellos

you can't fight it. english is totally random and makes no sense, just ask that old guy! It's hoes!

Black people have patented the word HOES.

HOES IS CORRECT.

[Don Flamenco]

ho'z

[cloudwalking]

i don't think there's an official pluralization of ho and i don't really care since it's not a word i ever use, heh. i just have an affinity for the gardening tool and hate to see its name confused with that of a common prostitute :'(

[Himu]

why do you like hoes so much

[cloudwalking]

because they help you plant beautiful flowers

also an efficient murder weapon

[Don Flamenco]

i don't think there's an official pluralization of ho and i don't really care since it's not a word i ever use, heh. i just have an affinity for the gardening tool and hate to see its name confused with that of a common prostitute :'(

So the association with the prostitute brings down the status of a gardening utensil?

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Real talk:

[Don Flamenco]

shit, I need to leave now, this shit's making me lol in class.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Real talk:

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YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES

[cloudwalking]

Real talk:

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yep, this one is the best

[Himu]

lmao

DO IT

[Barry Egan]

the "o" in evilbore really should be the maf face with the top hat though.

[Himu]

yeah we need the maf face in there SOMEWHERE

[Howard Alan Treesong]

yeah we need the maf face in there SOMEWHERE

put it on his eye patch

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

give me an easily-editable MAF face then! can't find any reference pics

[MyNameIsMethodis]

The hat is on the wrong way, it should be the other way, because that way isn't the respectfull way. Also it needs the joint because that took me a hour to do :/

[Bloodwake]

Okay, you've won me over with that last design. But yeah, we need a maf face with a top hat and monacle.

[Brehvolution]

Is there any way to add a piece of this?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Here I made the hat right and added maf, felt it worked perfect as the pendant on teh Crackdown guys chain:

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Is there any way to add a piece of this?
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what? no

also, the MAF pendant is flashing when the blunt lights up. I might keep the smoke but remove the cherry to keep the MAF pendant from red-cycling

GUYS, WE ALMOST HAVE IT

THE PERFECT BANNER

[drew]

the plural of ho's & hoes is boppers

[cloudwalking]

he has a chain on his neck? i don't see it

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Yeah it's hard to see buit it's there. Also can't get rid of the cherry

[Brehvolution]

Make it a big chain necklace clock with the maf face in the clock ala flava flav.

[Bildi]

Yes, do that.

[Don Flamenco]

I like it, just needs a bigger MAF face...it's the logo, yo

[muckhole]

Hahahaha, jesus. I wish I wasn't gone all weekend, I might have contributed an idea. As it stands, it looks like you guys have it well in hand.

[Bildi]

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Is it worth resizing or repositioning the dude on the left so we can actually see the ho getting dunk'd in the basketball hoop?

[Don Flamenco]

I just realized the guy on the right on the Crack Down box is firing his gun, but isn't pulling the trigger.

[drew]

nuke the thread from orbit

its the only way to be sure (we get the og eb banner back)

[Bildi]

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I don't know how I missed this earlier.  I love it too.

[CurseoftheGods]

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I don't know how I missed this earlier.  I love it too.

OMG.

I want this one.

[Don Flamenco]

it isn't safe for work for some people unfortunately.  if there's still a chance for using it, I vote for the marshmallow crapping unicorn too, even over the dunking HOS/crackdown/joint smoke hybrid.  If anyone asks, just tell them you...well i dunno how you explain that one, just don't let anyone see the banner.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

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Is it worth resizing or repositioning the dude on the left so we can actually see the ho getting dunk'd in the basketball hoop?

I think this one is SFW enough to use

please don't use the unicorn one

[G The Resurrected]

Couldn't you just give people the option for theme's? I'm sure this board software has theme support. So those of us that want the fruity colors can have our marshmallow pooping unicorns.

[Barry Egan]

Couldn't you just give people the option for theme's? I'm sure this board software has theme support. So those of us that want the fruity colors can have our marshmallow pooping unicorns.

  

[Barry Egan]

Evilbore skins:  It's not a theme, it's a lifestyle!

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[The Sceneman]

change the fucking banner already, anything will do. We have a multinational userbase here

[Brehvolution]

Welcome to the US democracy. Nothing ever changes quickly.