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UFC 91 Holy Shit
« on: November 16, 2008, 12:25:42 AM »
Brock Defeats Randy. STUNNED

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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 12:26:46 AM »
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 12:41:23 AM »
Yeah, sucks, because it seemed like if the fight went 3+ rounds Randy would have worn him down easily. Lesnar was breathing heavily by the end of the first. Credit to Brock though, I don't think anyone was expecting him to drop Couture like that.

At least I know Nogueira won't let me down :'(
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 01:01:41 AM »
BEST SHOW OF THE YEAR

all the sherdog homos and some guys on neogaf are CRYING about it because brock isn't a legitimate fighter or some other bullshit. it's so awesome, their bitter tears are making this day even better for me.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2008, 08:05:58 PM »
lesnar's no kimbo slice, that's for sure

captain america can afford the loss
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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 01:45:06 AM »
Pfft, the wankers act like Brock isn't

a) a former NCAA amateur champion
b) a certified freak of nature
c) stronger than god

I mean shit, look at that dude.  If he hits you you're fucked.  DON'T GET HIT.  Easier to say than do, of course.  BO BO BO BO HE WAS A "PRO" WRASSLER!  GET HIM OUT OF OUR NOBLE SPORT!  Bunch of fucking whiners that just want to watch the same boring 15 minute grapple fest decision matches each time out.  They can punch for a reason, bitches!
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 01:53:20 AM »
people also forget that he picked up pro wrestling very quickly, picked up football quickly and is picking up mma quickly. he learns very quickly.
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2008, 02:24:50 AM »
yep brock is a natural athlete. smh @ all the elitist MMA neckbeards slagging on him.
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TVC15

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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2008, 02:28:43 AM »
If I were some sort of physical freak of nature that could excel at physical tasks, I'd probably go for pro wrestling before "legitimate" sports as well.  I'm sure pro wrestling is a lot more fun.  Well, at least if we aren't taking paycheck size into consideration, but in this case, I'd bet WWF big stars make more than UFC ones.
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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2008, 02:29:41 AM »
kickfucking smh

OptimoPeach

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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2008, 02:48:30 AM »
yep brock is a natural athlete. smh @ all the elitist MMA neckbeards slagging on him.

Shit like this is still ridiculous. The first part, I mean. Fuck Sherdog users.
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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2008, 02:51:18 AM »
Pfft, the wankers act like Brock isn't

a) a former NCAA amateur champion
b) a certified freak of nature
c) stronger than god

I mean shit, look at that dude.  If he hits you you're fucked.  DON'T GET HIT.  Easier to say than do, of course.  BO BO BO BO HE WAS A "PRO" WRASSLER!  GET HIM OUT OF OUR NOBLE SPORT!  Bunch of fucking whiners that just want to watch the same boring 15 minute grapple fest decision matches each time out.  They can punch for a reason, bitches!

So much of sports fandom devolves into cheap moralizing.  How many editorials and televised rants have been dedicated to players and teams playing the "right way"?


If I were some sort of physical freak of nature that could excel at physical tasks, I'd probably go for pro wrestling before "legitimate" sports as well.  I'm sure pro wrestling is a lot more fun.  Well, at least if we aren't taking paycheck size into consideration, but in this case, I'd bet WWF big stars make more than UFC ones.

No way.  It's notorious for grinding down the wrestlers mentally and emotionally until they commit suicide, OD on drugs, or get stabbed after a show in Puerto Rico where the murder goes unprosecuted because of the corrupt local police.

Actually, that sounds kind of up your alley.

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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2008, 02:54:40 AM »
lol the damage control some people are spinning up, that the fight was worked, etc etc  :rofl
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TVC15

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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2008, 03:09:10 AM »
No way.  It's notorious for grinding down the wrestlers mentally and emotionally until they commit suicide, OD on drugs, or get stabbed after a show in Puerto Rico where the murder goes unprosecuted because of the corrupt local police.

Actually, that sounds kind of up your alley.

Even for the top tier talent?  That's what I meant.  I'm sure it sucks to be the equivalent of a salaryman pro wrestler.
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2008, 03:27:53 AM »
No way.  It's notorious for grinding down the wrestlers mentally and emotionally until they commit suicide, OD on drugs, or get stabbed after a show in Puerto Rico where the murder goes unprosecuted because of the corrupt local police.

Actually, that sounds kind of up your alley.

Even for the top tier talent?  That's what I meant.  I'm sure it sucks to be the equivalent of a salaryman pro wrestler.

If you parlay it into a more general fame and can get out with your health and sanity intact (eg Hulk Hogan, the Rock) you've got a shot.

But the constant travel, inevitable painkiller addiction, lack of a support system, and completely callous management leads to a ton of premature deaths.  Most of the people involved are a half-step away from being carnies anyway.

There's this tag match from a pay per view that the WWF ran in the late 90's.  Within five years, three of the five guys on one team were dead, and a fourth was crippled by a stroke.  These guys were in the main event.

We're talking classic rock icon casualty rates here, at least.

pilonv1

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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2008, 03:40:17 AM »
Mandark = 100% correct. Unless you're a guy like Hunter (marry the bosses daughter) or Taker/Shawn who have tenure as legends and get time off it fucking sucks schedule and health wise.
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Grecco

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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2008, 04:36:05 PM »
I thought Coture would win but its not like i like him or anything, Ill admit i love the bitter tears now because of Brocks Win..  Im more stunned that it happened so soon. Minotauro v Brock will be crazy good

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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2008, 05:09:54 PM »
Mandark = 100% correct. Unless you're a guy like Hunter (marry the bosses daughter) or Taker/Shawn who have tenure as legends and get time off it fucking sucks schedule and health wise.

Yeah, MMA is much better and it pays better too. WWE, especially now that their popularity is declining faster than a rock in water, isn't really handing out the cash. It's a grueling work schedule. I mean, I'm sure that people still make six figures, but there are not millionaires made in pro wrestling unless you are as famous as Hulk Hogan and you manage to actually keep the cash you make instead of blowing it to look like a millionaire.

Examples: Cena, Michaels, Undertaker, the Rock, Stone Cold.
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pilonv1

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Re: UFC 91 Holy Shit
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2008, 05:26:41 PM »
Unfortunately Hogan is no longer in that group due to a stupid cunt son and a evil hag of an ex wife. He sold his copyrights to Eric Bishoff last week :lol
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