i blame liberals for anti-child abuse laws

[Van Cruncheon]

my daughter decided that the following things were "toothpaste easels"

1) my new upstairs hdtv
2) my new laptop
3) the glass buffet
4) the dining room table
5) the hallway closet doors

on the upside, the house smells minty-fresh :'( :'( :'(

[MrAngryFace]

yuck, that stuff is hard to get off too

[huckleberry]

when my daughter was two she used peanut butter to completely...i mean completely..cover a brand new 23 inch sharp aquos tv that I had bought.  It was completely ruined.  That little adventure cost me a cool $1000.   :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

she only covered the screen, thankfully, and i was able to get it all off with a bottle of lcd cleaner i had

[Beardo]

you didnt notice her playing with the peanut butter near the tv?

[MrAngryFace]

when my daughter was two she used peanut butter to completely...i mean completely..cover a brand new 23 inch sharp aquos tv that I had bought.  It was completely ruined.  That little adventure cost me a cool $1000.   :'(

Ugh and the smell of peanut butter. Barf

[Himu]

did you spank her

[huckleberry]

Did I mention that she also painted her entire closet (at least the parts she could reach) with peanut butter also?  Maybe a couple of months later she used mayo to paint the lower section of one her bedroom walls....mayo is fucking horrible to get off of paint.  

She is 5 now and doesn't do any of that stuff anymore.  Thank god.  





Good to hear you were able to clean your screen Prole.

[Van Cruncheon]

i don't spank after the fact -- only when she's in the middle of something bad. i took her to each item and loudly explained that toothpaste isn't paint and that furniture isn't paper, and then i sent her to her room for 10 minutes. she's just sniffling around right now trying to blame her bad behavior on stuart little.

[MrAngryFace]

Im gonna start blaming stuart when im at work

[Fresh Prince]

The toothpste would of probably improved you laptop.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

the spirit of Stuart Little compels you

[Van Cruncheon]

The toothpste would of probably improved you laptop.

my wife actually said "well, it looks a LITTLE classier"

:'(

[Fresh Prince]

It's because it looks like an Apple now isn't it?

[cool breeze]

I'm starting to understand why they invented child leashes

[Human Snorenado]

Everything posted in this thread adds weight to my idea of keeping children in boxes until they're old enough to know how to fetch reliably.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

At least your kid didn't ruin a launch Playstation 2 by pouring bubbles into the vents.

so you're 16 huh?

[Tieno]

i don't spank after the fact -- only when she's in the middle of something bad. i took her to each item and loudly explained that toothpaste isn't paint and that furniture isn't paper, and then i sent her to her room for 10 minutes. she's just sniffling around right now trying to blame her bad behavior on stuart little.

Wow, that's actually good parenting.

[xnikki118x]

Oh man. How much toothpaste was there to cover that much stuff?!

My brother colored my dad's recliner and our TV with crayons once. So covered in crayon wax that when the TV was on, you couldn't see anything on the screen. I don't know if my parents got it off somehow or if they just got a new TV, but I know they got it off the recliner somehow.

Kids.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

the spirit of Stuart Little compels you

This actually reminds me of the time I threw mud inside the car next door and then after my friend the helped me ratted me out, I told my mother the devil made me do it. She beat my ass so hard, I couldn't sit for 3 days.

when I was a kid I hit a friend with a broom handle and told my mom that Goonies made me do it

[Fresh Prince]

DC seems to remind me of the father from the Sound and The Fury.

[laesperanzapaz]

hey at least she didn't decide to EAT the paste

....

oh the memories :,(

[TVC15]

the spirit of Stuart Little compels you

This actually reminds me of the time I threw mud inside the car next door and then after my friend the helped me ratted me out, I told my mother the devil made me do it. She beat my ass so hard, I couldn't sit for 3 days.

when I was a kid I hit a friend with a broom handle and told my mom that Goonies made me do it

You just made me lol and I think I tore stitches in my mouth

[Van Cruncheon]

DC seems to remind me of the father from the Sound and The Fury.

i'm not a nihilist!