Author Topic: How can I sneak pot on an airplane (Read 5953 times)

Himu · « **on:** November 16, 2008, 04:47:55 PM »

I want to take some of my weed with me to Houston for Thanksgiving so I can smoke it up with a few friends.

But what's the best way to bring it on an airplane since they go through your stuff? Just put it in a bag, put the bag in a sock and stuff it in your suitcase?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:48:41 PM »

This will end well.

Beardo · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:48:45 PM »

Hide it in your turban.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:48:56 PM »

Hide it in the same place you're stashing your box cutter, duh.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:49:25 PM »

But what if I don't wear a turban

Beardo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:49:51 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:49:25 PM

But what if I don't wear a turban

Dont lie. PD got called out and so will you.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:51:01 PM »

But I don't wear a turban!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:51:05 PM »

actually, one of the surprises of the latest election was a relaxation of federal possession laws. you can now take up to 3 grams with you on an airplane without getting in any trouble.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:51:14 PM »

Hide it in a pack of cigarettes and put that in a carry-on. Don't try to carry it on your person.

Tieno · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:51:30 PM »

Package it with your bomb.

Dogs will sniff it out anyway, but do it for the lulz.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:51:59 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 16, 2008, 04:50:51 PM

Uh, the best way is to bring money and have your friends in Houston hook you up with their guy.

that's what I'm thinking, but still.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:53:04 PM »

...please don't do this

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:53:41 PM »

idiot

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:54:32 PM »

And stop calling it "pot", you homo

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:55:08 PM »

I seriously just want to bring my pot with me.

this shit is so good and i want to share

but it seems the only way to go about this is by making weed legal by the end of this week or by just buying some off someone in houston.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:55:25 PM »

HE'S ON THE POT!

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Yola on November 16, 2008, 04:54:32 PM

And stop calling it "pot", you homo

hey, fuck you taco!

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:56:26 PM »

You're dumb as a brick, Himuro. Don't take it with you.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:56:34 PM »

Hide it between your man boobs.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:56:41 PM »

Just mail it there.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:56:55 PM »

This is a dumb idea

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM »

How do I mail marijuana

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:58:32 PM »

Himuro's next thread: "What's the maximum prison time I could for possession of really good pot?"

Beardo · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:58:52 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM

How do I mail marijuana

SMH

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:58:59 PM »

Himuro doesnt even know good weed.

why did I type PD at first

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:59:36 PM »

You put it in a box and send it, but you also have to make sure you send out an accompanying letter filled with white powder so the post office will throw a hissy fit and forget to inspect your package.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #26 on:** November 16, 2008, 04:59:43 PM »

Yeah, for someone who likes Shenmue and Grim Fandango, you're pretty dumb.

Rman · « **Reply #27 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:00:07 PM »

Don't be a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, Himuro.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #28 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:00:13 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:58:59 PM

Himuro doesnt even know good weed.

why did I type PD at first

Cuz they're both black.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM

How do I mail marijuana

You put a label on the bag and drop it in the mailbox.

But seriously, just stick it an envelope and send it. I wouldn't put a return address on it, though.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:00:41 PM »

I, personally, can't wait to go to pound me in the ass jail.

It'll be my ritual rite as a real brother. A real negro can't be a negro until he's gone to jail.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #31 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:01:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2008, 04:59:36 PM

You put it in a box and send it, but you also have to make sure you send out an accompanying letter filled with white powder so the post office will throw a hissy fit and forget to inspect your package.

In all seriousness, the postal system is way underrated for drug trafficking.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:01:13 PM »

put it in a condom, shove it up your anus

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 16, 2008, 05:01:13 PM

put it in a condom, shove it up your anus

I'm doing this

Rman · « **Reply #34 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM »

Don't you have connections in Houston?

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM »

Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM

Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM »

Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #37 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:03:34 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM

Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

smell it

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:03:47 PM »

Can I just ban Himuro instead

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:03:55 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM

How do I mail marijuana

pot, marijuana...if you use "grass" in your next post, I'll feel like you're an undercover trying to bust someone.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM

Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

come visit me

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:05:01 PM »

what of this "grass", franz fafka?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #42 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:05:26 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM

Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.

Trying to turn it all around, huh? Too late.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:05:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 16, 2008, 05:04:49 PM

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

come visit me

Oh man oh man oh man oh man

Quote from: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 05:05:26 PM

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.

Trying to turn it all around, huh? Too late.

Oh yeah?!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:06:37 PM »

i have never used a black man's poopenschaft as a bong before

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:07:01 PM »

Worse than PD. First the fake story about turning muslim, now that he actually smokes weed. You play Japa games, you dont do either. Go back to drawing pictures.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #46 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:07:51 PM »

I am interested in transporting less than 1 ounce of the hooch across state lines via airplane, what are some ways you ~~crimi~~ fellow dopers use to accomplish this?

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:07:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 16, 2008, 05:06:37 PM

i have never used a black man's poopenschaft as a bong before

Fuck yea

Barry Egan · « **Reply #48 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2008, 04:58:32 PM

Himuro's next thread: "What's the maximum prison time I could for possession of really good pot?"

And then the next one: "What is the favorite recess of your own mind?"

Thread contents: "We all have our favorite place to retreat to when our booties being pummeled in the showers. My picks, in no particular order:

Balamb - Final Fantasy VIII

Balamb Theme - Breezy

ETC. "

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #49 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:09:59 PM »

While I was vacationing in London with my family this summer, I had a friend visit me from Ireland for a weekend. He smoked out with a bunch of his friends before his flight and forgot about the joint in his pocket. Amazingly, he didn't get caught which is an amazing feat considering how air-tight the security of London Heathrow is.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #50 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:10:09 PM »

you shouldn't do drugs

Rman · « **Reply #51 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:11:06 PM »

I hope you get the use the internet in jail, Himuro. :'(

Tieno · « **Reply #52 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:11:37 PM »

Prole, are you going to smoke it straight out of Himu?

edit: beaten by prole, how shameful

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:11:45 PM »

Fuck the internet.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:12:06 PM »

Yeah I want to hear more about prole smoking out of my butt

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 05:11:37 PM

Prole, are you going to smoke it straight out of Himu?

Why not? Stick a butane torch in his ass and take hits by sucking his cock. Sounds fine to me.

If he has diarrhea it would be like a water bong.

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:12:42 PM »

mmmmmm

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:12:44 PM »

You do not, I repeat, DO NOT want to put it into your carry on, no matter how well you think you've hidden it. It will be seen in the x ray nine out of ten times. You'd be better off putting it into a bag that you check. Best of all would be putting a small, small amount (a bud or two) into a baggy inside of a baggy inside of a baggy, then putting that into an old 35mm plastic film canister and filling it up with coffee, then just waltzing through with it in your pocket.

Best of all, of course, would be not trying to beat the system and just buy some weed in Houston.

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:13:16 PM »

Wow you sound so experienced there, buddy.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #59 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:15:35 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:13:16 PM

Wow you sound so experienced there, buddy.

I TOLF YOU HE WAS A COP

but really, bad idea. just smoke your friends' schwag and tell them about how much better the weed you get at home is...everyone loves that guy

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Author Topic: How can I sneak pot on an airplane (Read 5953 times)