Author Topic: lol @ Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Let's Rape Alice [in Wonderland] (Read 980 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 18, 2008, 07:55:47 AM »

It looks like he's going to the premiere of Twilight!

cool breeze · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:14:05 AM »

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2.0

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:35:46 AM »

he sure does love wearing pale makeup

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:01:22 AM »

Johnny Depp is still awesome, but every time he does a movie with Tim Burton I question his motives.

Just think about it, he's always trying to avoid the spotlight and all that, so what's the better way to do that than piling on make up and doing the same movie you've been doing with Tim Burton since 1990? Tim Burton is probably doesn't know this, but he also probably doesn't know what a shower is, so I'm not surprised.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:05:14 AM »

Somebody make Burton stop, please. He's so goddamn boring these days.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:31:09 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:07:16 AM »

depp is playing dillinger in michael mann's movie public enemies

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152836/

it's likely to be decent, although i'll bet it's fictionalized as hell

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:07:55 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 18, 2008, 10:07:16 AM

depp is playing dillinger in michael mann's movie public enemies

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152836/

it's likely to be decent, although i'll bet it's fictionalized as hell

no mention of his ginormous cock probably.

Cheebs · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:08:58 AM »

I haven't liked a Tim Burton movie since Sleepy Hollow but I used to live Alice in Wonderland, the disney cartoon, so I had SOME hope but this looks.... $:-\$

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:13:43 AM »

i thought sleepy hollow was the beginning of the end.

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:15:06 AM »

Everyone made this huge deal about Sweeney Todd being his big comeback, I liked it when I first saw it. Probably because I wanted to like it but since then I don't see why so many people worship it. I mean I heard some call it his best film next to Ed Wood, come on.

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:17:24 AM »

i liked sweeny todd until the rushed, horrible end.

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:18:39 AM »

Yeah, yeah. I mean it is not Planet of the Apes bad or anything but it just isn't the over-hyped masterpiece so many claim it is.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:21:30 AM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:22:09 PM »

Jesus christ, he just needs to fucking stop.

Fuck Tim Burton.

E-DuB · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:52:39 PM »

I'm interested, but me thinks this will be like his last five roles.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:54:01 PM »

Ugh, way to ruin the best children's story ever

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:54:13 PM »

Quote from: E-DuB on November 18, 2008, 12:52:39 PM

I'm interested, but me thinks this will be like his last five roles.

Only 5? Depp hasn't shown range in a lot longer than that.

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2008, 01:01:42 PM »

seriously though, how the fuck is Tim Burton still making movies? are there really that many fat goth chicks out there?

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2008, 01:33:11 PM »

Pee Wee is Burton's best

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2008, 02:30:08 PM »

it's amazing how no Depp-Burton movie works out.

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Author Topic: lol @ Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Let's Rape Alice [in Wonderland] (Read 980 times)