Author Topic: How would you like to die? (Read 1132 times)

Tieno · « **on:** November 18, 2008, 06:18:53 PM »

Me? Killed by aliens who destroy earth. But I probably would like to know beforehand and experience the last days on earth where everyone knows it's about to end. Everyone would feel connected and I'd feel my death wouldn't be so trivial. It'd be a sight to behold to see death and destruction rain down on earth, to experience the actual apocalypse. Plus I'd also know there'd be intelligent life out there. Vengeful and hostile, but life nonetheless.

y2kev · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:20:26 PM »

Definitely something instant. Nothing painful or prolonged, like smashing into something hard, drowning, or choking.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:21:07 PM »

By an enraged lolbertarian facilitator at a management training offsite

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:23:10 PM »

Shotgun to the head, and it will happen the day I get diagnosed with a chronic disease that will lead to my death. Or also any type of cancer, curable or not. Not counting skin.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:24:22 PM »

After working my ass off until I'm 35, I decide to kill myself doing an all out orgy of drinking, drugs, and sex. If the coke doesn't kill me, the women of easy persuasion or the Blue Label would.

Probably the best way to die.

Realistically, I'll probably die in a nursing home after years of shitting myself, too feeble to get a gun, and nurses who keep abusing me and stealing my money. That is my inevitable fate :'(

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:26:30 PM »

i wanna go out like a palestinian

Bocsius · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:26:50 PM »

Definitely in the impact crater of an asteroid or comet. No contest. Like Tieno, when I go, I want everyone going with me. And like y2kev, definitely something instant.

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:30:45 PM »

Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive. First they would tear off my clothes...

FatalT · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:33:41 PM »

I'd like to be bitten by a zombie and turned. I would die, but my body would live on!

drozmight · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:34:49 PM »

I want to be beheaded by Barack Obama.

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:44:28 PM »

in my sleep when im 95

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2008, 06:54:40 PM »

trash is taking her clothes off again

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:02:23 PM »

Someone sitting on my face

Enl · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:04:51 PM »

A swarm of bullet ants worked for me.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:05:19 PM »

By being stabbed in the face repeatedly.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:22:12 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on November 18, 2008, 06:44:28 PM

in my sleep when im 95

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I then want my body chopped into bits and have the bits placed in little pots.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:56:47 PM »

Surrounded by loved ones.

Preferably naked nubile twins that have 'y's in their name where you'd expect an 'i' and 'i's where you'd expect a 'y', like Syndee or Brandi.

cool breeze · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:58:11 PM »

I'd be asleep, then the earth would explode.

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Enl on November 18, 2008, 07:04:51 PM

A swarm of bullet ants worked for me.

i see what you did there

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:08:25 AM »

I wanna die from a paper cut. That way people can be all surprised about my death. "But she was so healthy, what happened!?" "Paper cut."

That, or fatal hilarity.

max_cool · « **Reply #20 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:38:03 AM »

I'd rather not, thank you very much.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #21 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:55:27 AM »

Tieno · « **Reply #22 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:00:36 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on November 19, 2008, 08:05:53 AM

I'd like not to die.

The question wasn't whether you'd like to die, but how you'd like to die. You're going to die, how would you like it happen?

Now answer the question Kosma.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:03:28 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on November 19, 2008, 08:05:53 AM

I'd like not to die.

* of AIDS

T234 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:13:30 AM »

Of a heart attack after watching the University of Kentucky beat the balls off of Tennessee, Vanderbilt, North Carolina, Louisville, University of California at Los Angeles, and Duke in that order in the National Collegiate Athletic Association Tournament to win a national title.

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Author Topic: How would you like to die? (Read 1132 times)