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Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.Newsweek reporter is in bold.I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.OK --It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.Well, I --Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.So you ' ve no regrets at all?Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?Yes, I am.And are you 27, or 32?I ' m 22.Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?I don ' t know. When is it?I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?Uh --You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.
Why is a 22 year old writing for Newsweek?
Because this movie is going to reinvent him or some shit like that. Total Homo.(Image removed from quote.)is it just me or can you see the outline of his dick?
Van Damme is Belgiums prime export product.Tieno has his picture besides his bed to remind him of what Belgian culture can achieve when pushed to it's limits.
Maybe Buzz will have a question about him in the next game
yes you can, but why does he have a shoe on the end of it
Quote from: muckhole on November 20, 2008, 12:28:04 PMYou should just have them make an all-Van-Damme edition. I'd buy that.Carefull what you wish for!
You should just have them make an all-Van-Damme edition. I'd buy that.
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2008, 06:20:11 PMI really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.WAT?
Quote from: Tauntaun on November 20, 2008, 02:40:10 PMQuote from: Himuro on November 19, 2008, 06:20:11 PMI really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.WAT? you know what
