Author Topic: he went to jared (Read 4505 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** November 19, 2008, 10:55:54 PM »

whats a four word sentence that stands for most annoying commercials ever

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2008, 10:57:43 PM »

what especially pisses me off is the ad where the dude is like "i can tell her i love her but when i pull out that gold ring actions speak louder than words!"

wtf type of mindset is that

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:00:58 PM »

no idea what you're talking about

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:03:41 PM »

~~Engagement Rings~~ :tbslol Marriage :tbslol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:04:39 PM »

Luckily you don't like in the midwest

Jared: jewelery company that has the WORST TV/radio commercials

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:08:09 PM »

yeah apparently I dodged a regional bullet

Rman · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:08:12 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 19, 2008, 11:00:58 PM

no idea what you're talking about

.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:09:27 PM »

I thought you were talking about subway jared

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:11:34 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 19, 2008, 11:08:09 PM

yeah apparently I dodged a regional bullet

You also dodged winter, lucky bastard

weather: 34 degrees $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 19, 2008, 11:00:58 PM

no idea what you're talking about

Jared is a jewelery store

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:15:24 PM »

that video doesn't explain anything

in fact now i'm more confused

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:16:03 PM »

80 something degrees in SoCal today.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 19, 2008, 11:15:24 PM

that video doesn't explain anything

in fact now i'm more confused

What's to explain. Here I'll try to stupify it even further

* Jared is a jewelery store
* Their commercials say "He went to Jared"

There, any questions

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:17:32 PM »

why would someone go to Jared? or be impressed by someone going to Jared? they look like a shitty strip mall jewelry chain

or is this part of what makes the ads so annoying?

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:17:42 PM »

Look I even googled it for you

http://www.perkowitz.net/blog/optic/archives/005387.html

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGIH_enUS279US279&q=%22he+went+to+jared%22

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 19, 2008, 11:17:32 PM

why would someone go to Jared? or be impressed by someone going to Jared? they look like a shitty strip mall jewelry chain

or is this part of what makes the ads so annoying?

HEY you're supposed to make ME explain it! No fair!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:22:30 PM »

yeah, I already googled it and read like four or five articles about it

plus youtube, but all youtube has is people parodying the ads, none of the actual ads, except the poor quality no-audio version you posted

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:23:33 PM »

omfg

Just go to Jared

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:24:13 PM »

Also, I can one-up OP's answer

"Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stereoooo One"

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 19, 2008, 11:04:39 PM

Luckily you don't like in the midwest

Jared: jewelery company that has the WORST TV/radio commercials

We have Jared out here in Seattle. Those damn commercials are on TV and radio all the time.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #20 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:32:05 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:24:13 PM

Also, I can one-up OP's answer

"Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stereoooo One"

aw fuck

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:36:49 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:56:52 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:24:06 AM »

The radio commercials alone made me put them very highly on my shit list. Nothing in this world makes me want to run my car off a cliff more than that.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANYTHING WORSE EVILBORE

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:51:47 AM »

Not for long

drozmight · « **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2008, 05:37:37 AM »

speaking of hilariously bad commercials, I saw this on TV one night... being drunk at the time it was way too funny.

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** November 20, 2008, 09:38:13 AM »

They just opened a Jared down the block from me, but I haven't heard/seen any commercials yet...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #27 on:** November 20, 2008, 09:45:43 AM »

Jared commercials are pretty bad.

cool breeze · « **Reply #28 on:** November 20, 2008, 09:50:15 AM »

If anyone lives around PA and remembers the "ROBIN'S ROCKS (YEAH) ROBIN'S ROCKS" commercials, I just found out that they changed it to Robin's Diamonds and the only part of the old theme that remains is the 'YEAH'. This is heartbreaking.

Bocsius · « **Reply #29 on:** November 20, 2008, 09:55:20 AM »

Superman laughs at the thought of going to Jared. Create your own diamond like a real man.

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** November 20, 2008, 11:27:25 AM »

This still seems better than hearing Tom Shane go on and on in his drole voice in radio commercials. Dunno if The Shane Company is nationwide though.

muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:02:47 PM »

Quote from: drozmight on November 20, 2008, 05:37:37 AM

speaking of hilariously bad commercials, I saw this on TV one night... being drunk at the time it was way too funny.

That beats the pants off any of the local business commercials around here, which usually just entail the shopowner staring at the camera like a deer caught in headlights, and reading the cards in front of them in a monotone voice.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #32 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:14:12 PM »

Fonk you hit me

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:16:32 PM »

Quote from: T234 on November 20, 2008, 12:24:06 AM

The radio commercials alone made me put them very highly on my shit list. Nothing in this world makes me want to run my car off a cliff more than that.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANYTHING WORSE EVILBORE

LG Dare Verizon radio ads

Much, much worse

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** November 20, 2008, 03:12:29 PM »

MCDonalds radio ad for coffee:

Man: I'd like 2 creams and 1 sugar please
Girl: Ok here you go
M: So what do we do for the rest of the commercial
G: We could do a little dance
M: But no one can see us though
G: Oh...... well, it's almost over.

smh

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** November 20, 2008, 03:17:01 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 20, 2008, 03:12:29 PM

MCDonalds radio ad for coffee:

Man: I'd like 2 creams and 1 sugar please
Girl: Ok here you go
M: So what do we do for the rest of the commercial
G: We could do a little dance
M: But no one can see us though
G: Oh...... well, it's almost over.

smh

PURGE WITH FLAMES!

Bocsius · « **Reply #36 on:** November 20, 2008, 06:38:27 AM »

I hate the radio spots that talk about going off script and then, of course, proceed to sound even more scripted. There's the one life insurance commercial that's especially insufferable.

Speaking of insufferable, the local sports talk station (790 AM - "The Ball") has apparently decided that all commercials promoting the station have to have random soundbytes from movies and television shows interspersed throughout the ad. It's like "radio ads ~~for~~ by dummies." Listen, jackholes, I'll let you get away with it if the soundbyte had the least bit to do with sports, double credit if it actually dealt with the topic of the ad. But none of them do. They're just annoying. :/