For the second night running I've been waiting for the bathroom, doing a desperate dance and getting a great kegel workout, while my flatmate brushes his teeth for 10 minutes. Seriously, in the time he takes to brush his teeth I can shit, shower, brush my teeth, get in bed, rub one out and fall asleep. Not necessarily in that order. Its at least 5 minutes of solid brushing. At least. Then he runs the tap, causing me to think he's gonna rinse his mouth and be done, but then the brushing starts all over. If he did this shit in the morning when I was in a rush for work, I don't think I'd be so patient. He also puts coasters and cardboard CD wallets on top of his cups of water and stuff. I assume because he thinks the air is dirty... dirtier than the coasters / CD wallets. He must be some sorta cleanliness freak.
I also once lived in a student bedsit where someone mysteriously did a little piss in a shot glass and left it on top of the toilet cistern and shit without flushing, I can only assume they did it for the lulz.
Everyone seems to have little quirks... is *anyone* normal?
