Author Topic: Surviving without the Internet for more than 24 hours (Read 1830 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 25, 2008, 10:04:37 AM »

Is it possible? Is it even humane? These are the questions that will be asked and not answered 'till a brave service technician from Comcast fixes my high-speed Internet sometime tomorrow between 2 PM and 5 PM.

So far, life without Internet has been awful. A horrible existence that I can only imagine is similar to the tortuous ordeal John McCain has gone through the last half century.

I IM'd EricP that I would brave the sunlight and make for the town market that the kids call "the mall". Its been months since I've been to one and even longer for personal purchases. Its a cesspool of Twilight-loving tweens and desperate housewives.

I will keep a record of my travels.

Pray for my soul, evilbore.

Willco out.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:08:14 AM »

Godspeed

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:11:35 AM »

It's a myth. Can't be done.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:12:30 AM »

Wilco is going to be scratching his (single-player) Left4Dead impressions on a tree, telling the squirrels what he bought today.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:13:54 AM »

He's going to be like one of those dirty poors, hanging out at the library all day glomming some internet access.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:16:13 AM »

I'd drink a bunch and play through some RPGs / single-player games, or go out and drink with people. Either one.

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:18:29 AM »

Wifi from your neighbours.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:21:16 AM »

You can do it Jew! :dradle

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:22:23 AM »

What are you going to do for porn?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:25:51 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 25, 2008, 10:13:54 AM

He's going to be like one of those dirty poors, hanging out at the library all day glomming some internet access.

A couple months ago I canceled the landline and DSL to go with a cable modem cause it would save me monies. The problem? There was like 3 or 4 days in between the cancellation and the installation! I was fine for a day or two, but midway through the second day I went to the library to fuck around for an hour or two on the 'tubes. Couldn't help myself. Fortunately it was a very clean, modern library with no urban outdoorsmen.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »

today i'd be pissed without internet since i've been waiting all day for the energy dude to come check my meter.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:35:32 AM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on November 25, 2008, 10:34:11 AM

today i'd be pissed without internet since i've been waiting all day for the energy dude to come check my meter.

some of those guys are like ghosts

maybe they already did

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:37:21 AM »

When i go on vacation i'm like 1month+ without even touching a PC, so yes, life without the internet is pretty easy.

Solo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:45:29 AM »

Its actually quite liberating, Federman! I moved back east a few months ago, and I had a period of 3 weeks where all my shit (computer included) had been shipped east while I remained out west. After a day or two I found I stopped really caring.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2008, 06:10:30 AM »

Man today has felt like a hundred years because of eb being down. I got so bored, after masturbating 10 times that I actually got some latin done. Now my penis hurts and my head hurts. Fucking Wilco.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15 on:** November 25, 2008, 06:11:36 AM »

It's boring as fuck. Sometimes I just want to dick around at home but without the internet I realize how little there is for me to do. Even worse is when I need to look up something - I'll have to call someone else and have them do it for me

muckhole · « **Reply #16 on:** November 25, 2008, 06:21:30 AM »

It hard enough not getting onto evilbore for the last hour or so, and then to top that off, my hockey video stream wasn't working.

I may have cried a bit.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** November 25, 2008, 06:21:53 AM »

smn

spoiler (click to show/hide)

so much nerd

[close]

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 26, 2008, 12:28:55 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:35:12 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on November 25, 2008, 06:21:53 AM

smn

spoiler (click to show/hide)
so much nerd
[close]

So many nuts.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:36:05 AM »

btw, I checked the Error Log as soon as I first got on, and I saw Malek trying to log in again

Purple Filth · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:38:08 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 25, 2008, 10:22:23 AM

What are you going to do for porn?

I guess he will have to buy some or make his own.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:45:16 AM »

Definitely

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:50:45 AM »

Comcast tech came at EXACTLY 2 PM (he was scheduled from 2 - 5 PM) and I arrived home 2:10 PM. No way to get another tech out 'till next week.

As a result, I had the craziest night ever, which I'll write in detail when my laptop connects to the Interwebs.

Also, to pass the time Tuesday, I rented awful comedies off Comcast HD. We're talking Zohan, folks.

muckhole · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:45:43 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2008, 08:36:05 AM

btw, I checked the Error Log as soon as I first got on, and I saw Malek trying to log in again

When does he go free again?

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:47:15 AM »

Never, hope he doesnt read this post

muckhole · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:48:36 AM »

Poor Malek.

I'll miss his beard the most. :'(

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:49:35 AM »

You could always get one. I bet you'd make me cum.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #28 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:50:30 AM »

somebody rape demi with a fork, plz

muckhole · « **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:51:25 AM »

I presume he's kidding, Jin.

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2008, 09:49:35 AM

You could always get one. I bet you'd make me cum.

I look even creepier with a beard. I'm better off with my chin-goat.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:52:20 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on November 27, 2008, 09:50:01 AM

THE FUCK! but why demi, why? :'(

Just got tired of his attitude.

Quote from: muckhole on November 27, 2008, 09:51:25 AM

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2008, 09:49:35 AM
You could always get one. I bet you'd make me cum.

I look even creepier with a beard. I'm better off with my chin-goat.

Maybe, but not so much a beard. I love 5 o clocks, like my avatar.

muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:14:07 AM »

I'm at work now, and they've gotten internet. My days may be slightly less mind-numbing. Retail, why did I return to thee?

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2008, 09:52:20 AM

Maybe, but not so much a beard. I love 5 o clocks, like my avatar.

I'll get growin'.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:30:16 AM »

I'm now on day four without the Internet. I'm beginning to hallucinate and question my own humanity. Please send help.

huckleberry · « **Reply #33 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:32:17 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on November 27, 2008, 11:14:07 AM

I'm at work now, and they've gotten internet. My days may be slightly less mind-numbing. Retail, why did I return to thee?

:'(

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Author Topic: Surviving without the Internet for more than 24 hours (Read 1830 times)