Author Topic: I'm sick and blame YOU (Read 913 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** November 28, 2008, 11:13:11 PM »

i didn't wanna kiss your stupid sister anyhow. she kinda made me

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2008, 11:14:56 PM »

she's a dumb whore anyhow

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2008, 11:30:39 PM »

human life is dreary and painful. 5.3/10. how do I turn back into a frog?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2008, 11:34:40 PM »

Whenever I get sick, I just rub my fingers on my taint and smell it. Seems to clear up my sinuses.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2008, 11:36:02 PM »

You can still kiss my sister. It's not like you can contract HIV from saliva.

FatalT · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2008, 11:49:53 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 28, 2008, 11:34:40 PM

Whenever I get sick, I just rub my fingers on my taint and smell it. Seems to clear up my sinuses.

Gross.

E-DuB · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2008, 11:53:25 PM »

Sounds dirty in a non-sexy way. Should have sprayed her with sanitizer or something while she was coming towards you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** November 29, 2008, 12:22:30 AM »

delete the thread before BrandNew sees it

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:40:22 AM »

i also haven't eaten a thing all day. and am not hungryu.

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:16:42 AM »

hungRyu

Ryu with a huge penis?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:24:13 AM »

or like some sort of japanese loanword

hungryu ga suita! ^_____^

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2008, 04:09:01 PM »

i'm trying to gradually wean myself off needing food

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:41:14 PM »

I have a sudden HUGE craving for Corn Chex. Like, incredibly strong. omg I'm going to Fred Meyer right now. Corn Chex

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:42:55 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:56:19 PM »

sooooooo last night I couldn't sleep and went to the neighborhood bar down the street INTENDING to just sulk by myself in the corner with my linear algebra book until closing time, but I kinda met a girl* who wrecked my plans COMPLETELY

and we somehow agreed to meet again next week, any suggestions on how I can sabotage this before it goes too far?

* I would say "woman" if I weren't afraid of having to admit to myself that I'll be 30 in a few years

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:01:53 PM »

The Corn Chex were everything I dreamed of, by the way.

Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:05:23 PM »

Continue freaking out, but keep rolling with it, who knows maybe things will turn to "okay" at some point! ^_^

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:05:34 PM »

30 in a few years? MAF says you shouldn't be upset by this as the decent into old age begins a few years before 30; it's already begun.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:13:39 PM »

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Continue freaking out, but keep rolling with it, who knows maybe things will turn to "okay" at some point! ^_^

that's what I'm afraid of. I dunno what I'd do if I ever got, like, a relationship that made me happy. what would I whine about then? tho maybe I could move from a nonexistent love life to an intensely dysfunctional love life. it would be a nice change of pace at least.

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30 in a few years? MAF says you shouldn't be upset by this as the decent into old age begins a few years before 30; it's already begun.

yeah, I've read that 26 is the point where you start to deteriorate physically. I guess my prime is already over and I've managed to completely fritter it away on bullshit. Achievement Unlocked.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:16:26 PM »

well now that that's settled fuck the old bar lady in her wrinkled fuck flaps.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:17:29 PM »

she's not old

Reb · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2008, 05:18:42 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 30, 2008, 05:13:39 PM

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Continue freaking out, but keep rolling with it, who knows maybe things will turn to "okay" at some point! ^_^

that's what I'm afraid of. I dunno what I'd do if I ever got, like, a relationship that made me happy. what would I whine about then? tho maybe I could move from a nonexistent love life to an intensely dysfunctional love life. it would be a nice change of pace at least.

Don't worry, plenty of screw up possibilities before that happens.

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Author Topic: I'm sick and blame YOU (Read 913 times)