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BlackMage

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what the FUCK
« on: December 01, 2008, 01:51:30 PM »
BACKSTORY: A year ago today me, my sister and brother-in-law put our money together and rented a really nice 4 bedroom house. The reason I chose them as my roommates is because 1) they are family and 2) I know they are reliable. The cost of our house is $2100/month and I pay $650 of that. Anyway, this year has worked out pretty great. I live in a great area and My brother-in-law is a good friend too (we are drinking buddies on football days). My sister is kind of whack but I'm used to that.


So anyway, I wake up this morning to find out that my sister and brother-in-law have separated and he has moved out. How in the fuck did I not see this coming? My sister tells me she will take up his side of the bill for the house. She also told me I can't move out because she wants to keep this house. GOD DAMMIT. Now I really want to move out but if I do my sister couldn't afford the house and my mom will be pissed at me for ditching my sister. I mean my sister is kind of crazy and he was like the only thing keeping her in check. Plus it's fucking 4 bedrooms. what a waste. It's gonna be like so lonely here now.  :'( GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 01:53:27 PM »
Just act like a dick and in a month, she will want you gone.
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Greatness Gone

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 01:54:13 PM »
Can I move in with my partner/slave? Our lives could be a like a gay Friday night sitcom.
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Barry Egan

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 01:55:17 PM »
why don't you get some subletters?
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BlackMage

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 01:59:26 PM »
Quote from: Chipopo on December 01, 2008, 01:55:17 PM
why don't you get some subletters?

that would be the smart thing, for sure. Man if we rented out both the empty rooms, that would lower my rent too! But my sister.. man i don't know. I'd rather let her figure things out and eventually BAIL OUT of here, personally.
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Rman

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 02:25:00 PM »
Get subletters.  Leave one room open for your sister. 
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hyp

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 02:30:01 PM »
:piss family drama
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GilloD

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 02:30:20 PM »
Rent is so cheap in other parts of the country.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 03:41:35 PM »
Start pooing every where.  while doing this, keep telling your sister you're going to "turn her out"
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ch1nchilla

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 03:59:38 PM »
Quote from: T EXP on December 01, 2008, 01:53:27 PM
Just act like a dick and in a month, she will want you gone.

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Tauntaun

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 04:03:29 PM »
Don't ask BrandNew for advice on what he'd do living alone with his sister.  :shh
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BlackMage

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM »
sigh.. turns out my sister kicked him out because she decided she doesn't love him anymore. all the more reason for me not to stay. what a fucking bitch.
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 05:17:11 PM »
tauntaun, come here

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OptimoPeach

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 05:23:03 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
sigh.. turns out my sister kicked him out because she decided she doesn't love him anymore. all the more reason for me not to stay. what a fucking bitch.
:rofl Is this the same sister that went to see Twilight?
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BlackMage

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 05:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Yola on December 01, 2008, 05:23:03 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
sigh.. turns out my sister kicked him out because she decided she doesn't love him anymore. all the more reason for me not to stay. what a fucking bitch.
:rofl Is this the same sister that went to see Twilight?

7 times. Twilight is a homewrecker.
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MyNameIsMethodis

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2008, 05:43:01 PM »
Is your sister hot? I need a new apartment
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Tauntaun

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 09:51:56 AM »
Quote from: BrandNew on December 01, 2008, 05:17:11 PM
tauntaun, come here

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FatalT

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2008, 09:57:00 AM »


Just do this. Trust me.
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Tauntaun

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 02:06:43 PM »
 :yuck  Everyone of those kids should be shot on site.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: what the FUCK
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2008, 02:34:55 PM »
Why does her boyfriend moving out change the living scenario? (as far as you wanting to move out)
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