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TakingBackSunday

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Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« on: December 01, 2008, 08:07:47 PM »
And before you say anything, no, Greatness Gone, not you.

I hate working at a retail store so so much.  40 hours a week for a month and a half is  :'(
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 08:12:07 PM »
It all depends on who your co-workers are.
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 08:14:12 PM »
See that's just the thing.  If I was trained on the floor to sell books, I'd love it a whoooooole lot more, that way I'd get to interact with my coworkers more and be, you know, helpful.  But I'm strictly a cashier.  Can you imagine standing in one place for 10 hours of the day doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again.

ugh it sucks

Oh well, get paid, buy shi
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Greatness Gone

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 08:15:57 PM »
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 08:16:00 PM »
 Can you imagine standing in one place for 10 hours of the day doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again.

yes, we call that playing videogames and browsing the internet
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 08:16:54 PM »
 Can you imagine standing in one place for 10 hours of the day doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again.

yes, we call that playing videogames and browsing the internet

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 08:17:50 PM »
 Can you imagine standing in one place for 10 hours of the day doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again.

yes, we call that playing videogames and browsing gay porn

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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 08:18:21 PM »
 Can you imagine standing in one place for 10 hours of the day doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again.

yes, we call that playing videogames and browsing the internet

well played sir.

But!  I will say: doing that for so long while people bitch at you isn't fun at all.  And you can only eat once instead of constantly
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Oblivion

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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 08:25:08 PM »
Actually, tho Brandnew has it worse cause when we do those things, we don't necessarily have to stand.


What department do they have you workin in, BN?

Greatness Gone

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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 08:33:49 PM »
BN, do teen bitches hit on you at work? Like, stare at you and stuff when you're ringing up their naruto volumes?

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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 08:56:51 PM »
BN, do teen bitches hit on you at work? Like, stare at you and stuff when you're ringing up their naruto volumes?

You have no idea how many girls offered me their numbers at the Breaking Dawn  midnight opening party.

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What department do they have you workin in, BN?

Nothing, I'm a front-of-store cashier and handle purchases.  Thing is, the Borders I work at is like, a Borders Superstore.  It's like the Wal-mart of bookstores  :-\
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2008, 09:20:43 PM »
Welcome to the machine, n00b.  :punch
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 09:24:00 PM »
I bought the new Fables trade today! It was awesome, cept for the asshole ahead of me mad cause he couldnt figure out how to use the line
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 10:08:00 PM »
Ha, I just applied at Borders. Was this a mistake? I figure it would be better than working at a place like Wal-Mart, at least.
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 10:11:38 PM »
BN, do teen bitches hit on you at work? Like, stare at you and stuff when you're ringing up their naruto volumes?

You have no idea how many girls offered me their numbers at the Breaking Dawn  midnight opening party.

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What department do they have you workin in, BN?

Nothing, I'm a front-of-store cashier and handle purchases.  Thing is, the Borders I work at is like, a Borders Superstore.  It's like the Wal-mart of bookstores  :-\

are any of them hot?

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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2008, 10:17:32 PM »
You'd be surprised how many girls have absolutely never offered me their numbers working in Apple retail.
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2008, 11:23:32 PM »
I've decided I've got one more year of retail left in me.  Then I'm out.
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2008, 11:25:52 PM »
Stop bitching little taco. I worked 60+ hours a week with no overtime this past summer for 4 months straight.
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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 09:02:49 AM »
Stop bitching little distinguished effete fellow. I worked 60+ hours a week with no overtime this past summer for 4 months straight.

And yet you qq about a five page paper
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2008, 09:22:28 AM »
Right there with you buddy, I'm working retail at GameStop.

Again.

It's funny how I got my job back for the holidays. tehjaybo called on the monday before I started working and said "You are working Wednesday at GameStop. Is that cool with you?"
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Re: Working retail again for the holidays=stick a dick in me already
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2008, 09:23:42 AM »
You'd be surprised how many girls have absolutely never offered me their numbers working in Apple retail.

Cause they know you gay.  u mad?
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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 09:26:02 AM »
You're going to school and also working full-time? Must be difficult.

Oh no, just during the holidays.  My semester ends in a week and then I'm off for like a month and a half.  I mean, I figure working won't be too bad because it'll give me something to do, because otherwise I'd be lazy at my house.

But this place sucks sucks sucks.  I want to find a speciality bookstore instead of a chain to work at.
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FatalT

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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 09:31:05 AM »
I hate to say it but I actually enjoy working retail in the position I'm in. I love talking to people about games because most of the people who come in and have questions are completely oblivious to it all.

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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 09:33:53 AM »
I hate to say it but I actually enjoy working retail in the position I'm in. I love talking to people about games because most of the people who come in and have questions are completely oblivious to it all.

To be honest, I'd rather help japafags and animumu's at a videogame store than try and reason with a 45 ear old wench who wants her $3.60 off of a 40 dollar purchase.
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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 09:38:25 AM »
To be honest, I'd rather help japafags and animumu's at a videogame store than try and reason with a 45 ear old wench who wants her $3.60 off of a 40 dollar purchase.

Oh god yes. I worked in Ops for one day for register training and I declared that would be the end of my register career at Best Buy. Screw that noise. I love being able to walk around and basically talk to/do what I want.

TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2008, 11:16:41 AM »
It really is hell.  I'm gonna ask them to train me for the floor, but I doubt they'll grant my wish, considering they're lacking register workers and I was the most productive cashier of the last year. :(
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ch1nchilla

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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2008, 11:30:05 AM »
While going to school? Damn. Don't you have finals and shit?

TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2008, 11:33:59 AM »
While going to school? Damn. Don't you have finals and shit?

lulz, I guess I never made it too clear

I'm not working YET, I will be in a week and a half.  After my finals and the end of my semester
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ch1nchilla

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« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2008, 12:01:31 PM »
While going to school? Damn. Don't you have finals and shit?

lulz, I guess I never made it too clear

I'm not working YET, I will be in a week and a half.  After my finals and the end of my semester

Ah, well that's not as bad then. I might be working on a golf course ~40 hours/week over break! But then again, probably not.

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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2008, 12:45:59 PM »
Stop bitching little distinguished effete fellow. I worked 60+ hours a week with no overtime this past summer for 4 months straight.

And yet you qq about a five page paper

And yet you lack the fundamental skills to read
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