Worst possible timing but I've got this Interview coming up, IT position (haven't done it in a few years) and its definitely not a sure thing. Then there's the other job that's a sure thing, I've worked there before and them seeing this they've already got things set in motion quickly (orientation, shots, drug test) but its boring, pay is shitty and its only 2 days out of the week with possibly more time being picked up.
Should I flip off the bad job and gamble on the good one? Should I try and stall the bad one, see how the good one pans out? Should I say "fuck this" to both and stay unemployed?

Its like I'm being tested. FUUUUCK