Author Topic: Cats or Dogs, EB? (Read 1127 times)

Rman · « **on:** December 22, 2008, 02:50:19 PM »

I must know.

For me its cats hands down. But dogs are great, too. I would feel bad getting a dog where I live, though. I would want my dog to have a yard.

Bocsius · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:51:57 PM »

If I had to choose a pet, I'd choose a cat. I don't want a pet, though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:55:41 PM »

Dogs are pretty awesome, but only as substitutes for people. I appreciate dogs much more now that I avoid interacting with people.

Cats are just kind of there, you know? They're ok.

drew · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:56:52 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:57:17 PM »

You don't need to beat around the bush, Triumph. I'll say it for you: dogs are better sex partners.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2008, 03:01:17 PM »

i'd rather eat dog than cat

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2008, 03:04:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 22, 2008, 02:57:17 PM

You don't need to beat around the bush, Triumph. I'll say it for you: dogs are better sex partners.

Cats are bitchy, dogs aim to please. Plus depending on the size of the dog, their orifices are better sized for sexin.

Oh lawd, I feel like I need to go to church just for typing that, and the last time I was on a church's grounds was to pee on it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:56:44 PM »

We have two cats but we both love dogs and can't wait until we get a house so we can get some dogs too.

cool breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:00:15 PM »

I've only ever had a bird before as a pet, but if I had the choice between the two, it would be a dog.

But more dogs have attacked me in my life than cats; although that might be a plus since if I had a dog I'd want it to attack people too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:00:30 PM »

Dogs, but they can be a lot of work.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:03:31 PM »

I've only ever had cats, though the cat I have now was raised with dogs before I got him, so he's kinda weird and thinks he's a dog.

Tieno · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:06:47 PM »

Cats because they're cuter, have their own will and require less work.

muckhole · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:10:23 PM »

Was always a dog person, but I've grown pretty fond of my mom's cats. They're pretty hillarious, and each one has an extremely distinct personality.

Tieno · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:29:36 PM »

I can. They're cute, but not as cute as kittens.

huckleberry · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:01:15 PM »

Those are some cute pic Jin but they become alot less cute the first time you have to pick up their shit...why a grown man would degrade himself so I will never understand.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:18:12 PM »

I like cats but I am crazy allergic to them. Usually I can't even be in the same house as them for too long. Dogs I like, but I'm kinda particular about them. Big dogs are usually too clumsy and lound and drooly, and little dogs are usually too yippy and mean. Honestly, I'd just rather have a bird or some kind of small rodent.

cool breeze · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Arde0 on December 22, 2008, 06:01:15 PM

Those are some cute pic Jin but they become alot less cute the first time you have to pick up their shit...why a grown man would degrade himself so I will never understand.

picking up shit is manly compared to combing fur or whatever the fuck cat owners do. or that sandbox thing they poop in and you gotta rake out.

y2kev · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:36:34 PM »

cat owners = poop sifters
dog owners = loved and adored

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:41:00 PM »

CATS.

I like how a dog will come when you call it and I dislike how cats are more aloof, but overall cats are still better. They require less attention, are generally smaller, and are OMGCUTE.

my cat

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:42:29 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:47:34 PM »

you can train a dog to kill people on command

the cat belonging to the person whom you have commanded your dog to kill will just sit there and watch

dogs > cats

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:52:31 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 22, 2008, 06:36:34 PM

cat owners = poop sifters
dog owners = poop lifters

fixed

huckleberry · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:00:01 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on December 22, 2008, 06:31:41 PM

Quote from: Arde0 on December 22, 2008, 06:01:15 PM
Those are some cute pic Jin but they become alot less cute the first time you have to pick up their shit...why a grown man would degrade himself so I will never understand.

picking up shit is manly compared to combing fur or whatever the fuck cat owners do. or that sandbox thing they poop in and you gotta rake out.

That may be true...but at least you can scoop cat shit in private without shame. Cleaning up dog shit in public is embarassing.

Bocsius · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:01:05 PM »

You could avoid it all by owning neither.

huckleberry · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:02:49 PM »

owning neither is the best.

You can play with their animals and let them clean up the messes they make.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #25 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:54:08 PM »

Cats.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:01:54 PM »

Cats also keep vampires away. Dogs just try to have sex with them.

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Author Topic: Cats or Dogs, EB? (Read 1127 times)