Author Topic: 2008 was a crap year (Read 21655 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #60 on:** December 31, 2008, 09:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 31, 2008, 08:24:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You've said this to me before too me PD. It's not that simple.

It's even simpler for you. Chicken heads son, chicken heads

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #61 on:** December 31, 2008, 10:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Yola on December 31, 2008, 07:58:05 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I remember when I was a virgin (17 yrs old), I used to get so nervous I would vomit in my mouth when I knew there was a chance to get laid. So, I would rush to bathroom, brush my teeth .. and gargle mouthwash .. come back to bed and then make another feeble attempt at sex. Vomit in mouth and do it again. What a disaster.

Thank god, I found a slutty girl later that year that raped me. I never would have done it by myself.

Best ToxicAdam post ever.

There was a reason why I came back to this thread.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #62 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:07:17 PM »

So, what was everyone's last purchase of 2008?

I got the SOCOM Confrontation/ Bluetooth headset bundle (hey, it was an extra $10...), and some lunch at an awesome bar in Jupiter.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #63 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:33:28 PM »

I bought some McDonald's since I haven't had it in a couple of months. An hour later, I have to run to the bathroom. The taste of everything I had (Big Mac and fries) is just weird.

For me:

2001 > 2000 > 2005 > 2002 > 2004 > 2006 > 2007 > 2008 > 2003

Here's hoping 2009 doesn't suck.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #64 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:59:00 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on December 31, 2008, 11:33:28 PM

I bought some McDonald's since I haven't had it in a couple of months. An hour later, I have to run to the bathroom. The taste of everything I had (Big Mac and fries) is just weird.

For me:

2001 > 2000 > 2005 > 2002 > 2004 > 2006 > 2007 > 2008 > 2003

Here's hoping 2009 doesn't suck.

Is it bad that I don't remember enough about those years to decide which ones were better? Hah.

Crushed · « **Reply #65 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:03:54 AM »

2009 is already failing to deliver. Crap year? Seems so.

cool breeze · « **Reply #66 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:08:21 AM »

I'm already tired of 2009

Beezy · « **Reply #67 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:10:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 09:54:35 PM

Quote from: Beezy on December 31, 2008, 08:24:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You've said this to me before too me PD. It's not that simple.

It's even simpler for you. Chicken heads son, chicken heads

Who the fuck wants a chicken head? smh

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #68 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:14:13 AM »

I didn't think anyone said chicken heads anymore. Heh scrubs.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #69 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM »

Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #70 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:27:33 AM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM

Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Not me. 2009 is already identical to the last four.

demi · « **Reply #71 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:32:42 AM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM

Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

I jerked off into a condom if that counts

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** January 01, 2009, 12:34:56 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 01, 2009, 12:32:42 AM

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

I jerked off into a condom if that counts

I'll count it because that's further than I'll get all year.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #73 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:11:38 AM »

i just deleted all my porn

cool breeze · « **Reply #74 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:12:46 AM »

elaborate

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #75 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:14:09 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:11:38 AM

i just deleted all my porn

Good for you, streaming is the way to go.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #76 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:15:23 AM »

it's barely streaming when you have to wait anyway because your internet connection isn't fast enough

no i'm done in general with it

demi · « **Reply #77 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:28:46 AM »

Ok Cajole

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #78 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:34:55 AM »

got laid

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #79 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:41:38 AM »

Congrats.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

die in a fire

[close]

jiji · « **Reply #80 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:41:57 AM »

Discovered photography as a way to get out of my rut and waste less time/energy on games, and I'm much happier for it. That makes the year worthwhile for me, though I still haven't got my ass out of my low-effort, low-pay, very secure job. Resolutions: change jobs, slim down, move.

Beezy · « **Reply #81 on:** January 01, 2009, 03:00:17 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:15:23 AM

no i'm done in general with it

I give you 2 weeks, a month tops.

drew · « **Reply #82 on:** January 01, 2009, 03:02:51 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 01, 2009, 01:34:55 AM

got laid

nope

you didnt

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #83 on:** January 01, 2009, 03:21:00 AM »

Yeah, you're right

xnikki118x · « **Reply #84 on:** January 01, 2009, 04:08:20 AM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM

Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Not yet. He was too tired.

That was like 2 hours ago, lol at me still being awake.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #85 on:** January 01, 2009, 06:11:03 AM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM

Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Yep. 2009 am better than mega shitty 2008 confirmed. The last half of this decade just kind of sucked in general.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #86 on:** January 01, 2009, 06:23:49 AM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM

Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

not yet, we got in and I fell asleep instantly

Diunx · « **Reply #87 on:** January 01, 2009, 08:05:42 AM »

I got some today

2009 started pretty awesome, right now I'm eating a mcmuffin and deciding if I should sleep or just stay awake.

Jansen · « **Reply #88 on:** January 01, 2009, 08:59:14 AM »

i had three kidney stone removals last year

good riddance to '08

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #89 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:27:04 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 06:23:49 AM

Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

not yet, we got in and I fell asleep instantly

are you still with that dude from GAF?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #90 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:29:07 PM »

Um he's not just a 'dude from GAF' anymore, I've been with him for over a year.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #91 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:31:44 PM »

BrandNew is a virgin too? God I don't stand a chance.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #92 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:32:07 PM »

i'm laughing because it seems like a trainwreck

unless all those threads on GAF are a joke

but if it's fine, it's not interesting

beezy, i give myself a month tops, too

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #93 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:38:18 PM »

A month before what?

bud · « **Reply #94 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:38:45 PM »

2008 was the worst year of my life :'(

i've done absolutely nothing last year $:-\$

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:29:07 PM

Um he's not just a 'dude from GAF' anymore, I've been with him for over a year.

but... he hates you. or something.

didn't you see that thread he made?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #95 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 01, 2009, 01:38:18 PM

A month before what?

i watch porn

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:40:22 PM »

Dude, I watched porn after I got up and I had sex last night. Porn makes you functional!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #97 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:41:28 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:38:45 PM

2008 was the worst year of my life :'(

i've done absolutely nothing last year $:-\$

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:29:07 PM
Um he's not just a 'dude from GAF' anymore, I've been with him for over a year.

but... he hates you. or something.

didn't you see that thread he made?

I don't think Yixian hates her. He's just a tightly wound/neurotic character.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #98 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:42:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 01, 2009, 01:40:22 PM

Dude, I watched porn after I got up and I had sex last night. Porn makes you functional!

i'm barely functional as it is, so i guess this is a test

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #99 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:43:15 PM »

I love you, dude.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #100 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:43:22 PM »

its not a train wreck at all, I genuinely couldn't be happier. we've had one big issue in our entire relationship which unfortunately he decided to try and get advice for/vent about when he was feeling his worst about me/us :/ (yes I did see it ofc). We resolved it ages ago.

edit: bud, no he doesn't hate me

Our relationship and his actions irl say the complete opposite, I'll go with that rather than some words written online when he was extremely wound up about a big issue we had.

Anyway, why the eradication of porn from your life?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #101 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:43:42 PM »

I think I can last an entire year. Of course, I'm using a performance ~~enhancing~~ reducing drug, but still.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #102 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:44:31 PM »

smh at dudes trying to convince eletrikluv to jump ship... and onto theirs.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #103 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:45:16 PM »

I only use porn for dry spells

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #104 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:46:28 PM »

DAMN YOU WILLCO SHUT UP

bud · « **Reply #105 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM »

if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

cajole's probably got... issues or is gay and won't admit it

cajole

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #106 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:47:03 PM »

That sucks. Porn is awesome, dry spells or not!

Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM

if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

I believe I've told this to Cajole before.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #107 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:47:36 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM

if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

cajole's probably got... issues or is gay and won't admit it

cajole

willco's got personality!

and didn't i just say earlier in the thread that i have issues

and yes willco has said that

elektrikluv · « **Reply #108 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:48:21 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #109 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:48:45 PM »

Dude, I'm going to buy you a high class escort for your birthday and dress her up as Cheebs. Would that be something you'd be interested in?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #110 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:49:42 PM »

dress her up as Father Mike and maybe we have something there

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #111 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:51:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:49:42 PM

dress her up as Father Mike and maybe we have something there

When you said you had issues, you weren't kidding.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #112 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:51:13 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #113 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:52:01 PM »

You could ravage Arvie's anus for free, though.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #114 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:52:05 PM »

i love you guys

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #115 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:54:08 PM »

Arvie would cry afterward. Then you'd try to leave, and he'd ask you where you were going. It would be awkward. Cheebs is probably used to men coming in out of his revolving bedroom door.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #116 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:57:41 PM »

Maurice and Cheebs are an item, though!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #117 on:** January 01, 2009, 01:59:22 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #118 on:** January 01, 2009, 02:07:27 PM »

Yixian is cool, he should come here.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #119 on:** January 01, 2009, 02:11:59 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2009, 02:07:27 PM

Yixian is cool, he should come here.

Reverse psychology. I like your angle.

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Author Topic: 2008 was a crap year (Read 21655 times)