Author Topic: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States  (Read 5263 times)

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2009, 02:39:45 PM »
Depends on the state and county.  Some places are pretty conservative, and believe that free birth control condones premarital and underaged sex.  Most colleges give away free condoms.  I don't think I paid for a condom 'till I was like 22-years-old.



Like you had sex in college!

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OHHHHHHHH... slamed.

why would wilco need sex in collage now that you're slamming him out of collage.

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2009, 02:40:31 PM »
This is a good point.
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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2009, 02:47:14 PM »
Is that what you said when he put his chubby finger in your ass?

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2009, 02:52:04 PM »
father mike's disregard for the english language continues to amaze me
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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2009, 03:09:29 PM »
what is wrong with that?  besides wilco's fingers. 

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2009, 03:38:46 PM »
Mike, if you took a bunch of photos of Universities and assembled them all onto one page .. what would it be called?


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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2009, 03:40:26 PM »

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2009, 04:08:44 PM »
Mike, if you took a bunch of photos of Universities and assembled them all onto one page .. what would it be called?



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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2009, 04:19:07 PM »
Mike, just tell 'em it's the Canadian spelling. Only a few posters will know better.  :cancry

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2009, 09:31:45 PM »
what is wrong with that?  besides wilco's fingers. 

They are quite chubby!  They don't fit in the tube either!
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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2009, 10:21:59 PM »
Mike, if you took a bunch of photos of Universities and assembled them all onto one page .. what would it be called?

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #72 on: January 10, 2009, 10:16:13 PM »
No, I lost my virginity to a broad that I was head-over-heels for MONTHS (where my infatuation created an unrealistic portrayal of who she really was) at a party. It was awkward and short, and when I came back - she was gone.  Totally ditched me.

I spent a good portion of the evening looking for her and I found her... out by the guest house being fingercuffed by two members of the lacrosse team.

That image is permanently seared into my brain.

I hadda look that up, even though it seems pretty clear in retrospect. I thought it might have been literal fingercuffs. At least you didn't have to live with the delusional infatuation for long.

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #73 on: January 10, 2009, 10:25:13 PM »
wilco did she know that you saw it?  How did the thing resolve? it's an interesting story. 

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #74 on: January 11, 2009, 08:15:59 AM »
She probably wanted to say "sorry" but knew it is rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #75 on: January 11, 2009, 08:51:10 AM »
She knew after the fact that I had caught her (not during) and we appropriately spent the rest of our brief teenage years carefully avoiding one another.  I heard gossip and what have you through the high school grapevine - my guy friends pretty much patted me on the back, usually stating some variation of "She is what she is."

It turned me off to casual sex for years and years, but taught me a valuable lesson on how you perceive women versus who they really are.  It's really easy to not notice flaws when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses.  That mistake caught up with me again later in life, but it was easier to accept the next time.

Also, I now hate lacrosse.
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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #76 on: January 11, 2009, 01:17:36 PM »
Man that's a horrible story.   :'(

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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2009, 02:43:20 PM »
Arvie has to use a black trash bag and rubberbands apparently.

Funny story: I know someone who's actually done this before.
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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2009, 05:54:03 PM »
That's crazy. Less crazy than not using a condom.
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But not by a whole lot. I'm surprised the partner didn't think some scene from Hostel was about to be enacted.
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Re: Teen Birth-Rate Increases Significantly in 26 States
« Reply #79 on: January 12, 2009, 05:58:19 PM »
Mangod doin' it again!  :-*

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