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T234

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2009, 02:43:19 PM »
You nukkas are SHORT.

6'1" here.
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2009, 02:43:31 PM »
fuck you

Hey, I'm 5' 11" and I can't get any. If you were me, you'd still be bitterly looking at women. Of course, you'd now be doing it at eye-level.

The average height of women is my height! And one woman in particular is my height. :P

I'm closer to 5'7" than 5'6".
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2009, 02:45:49 PM »
You nukkas are SHORT.

6'1" here.
At least I've never cried while spankin' the monkey.

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2009, 02:47:50 PM »
6'2, close to 6'3 when I stand erect

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T234

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2009, 02:53:23 PM »
You nukkas are SHORT.

6'1" here.
At least I've never cried while spankin' the monkey.

That's the last time I cried though.
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2009, 02:55:05 PM »
6'2, close to 6'3 when I stand erect

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2009, 03:41:47 PM »
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Now I know why black people wear such colorful clothing and bling blong, it's so we can see them.  That's thoughtful.  Today, if you see one of these gentle creatures please stop and thank them for this simple kindness.  :interracial
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2009, 04:03:02 PM »
Who the heck where's black socks at home?

*wave*

also for the record I am 5'7"
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2009, 06:57:08 PM »
6 ft. even. :pimp
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2009, 06:59:51 PM »
I'm 5'4... guess what my sex life is like


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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #70 on: January 20, 2009, 10:02:30 PM »
I'll bet you're an awesome motorboater BT. :drool

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #71 on: January 20, 2009, 10:07:23 PM »
He's so short he could motorboat our balls  :o
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #72 on: January 20, 2009, 10:08:57 PM »
fuck you

Hey, I'm 5' 11" and I can't get any. If you were me, you'd still be bitterly looking at women. Of course, you'd now be doing it at eye-level.

The average height of women is my height! And one woman in particular is my height. :P

I'm closer to 5'7" than 5'6".

I beat you by an inch!  Ha!

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2009, 10:30:21 PM »
fuck you

Hey, I'm 5' 11" and I can't get any. If you were me, you'd still be bitterly looking at women. Of course, you'd now be doing it at eye-level.

The average height of women is my height! And one woman in particular is my height. :P

I'm closer to 5'7" than 5'6".

I beat you by an inch!  Ha!

or do you?  :-*

:nsfw
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2009, 11:09:10 PM »
omfg how did I not click this earlier :rofl

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2009, 11:13:27 PM »
fuck you

Hey, I'm 5' 11" and I can't get any. If you were me, you'd still be bitterly looking at women. Of course, you'd now be doing it at eye-level.

The average height of women is my height! And one woman in particular is my height. :P

I'm closer to 5'7" than 5'6".

I beat you by an inch!  Ha!

or do you?  :-*

:nsfw

Then I beat you by more than an inch! Ha!  Do you fit the roll?

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2009, 12:51:23 AM »
anyone taller than 5'10", please don't stand next to me and make me feel short.


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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2009, 01:10:49 AM »
PD 6'3? No way. You were pretty much my height and I am a little over 6'1.

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2009, 01:11:31 AM »
PD 6'3? No way. You were pretty much my height and I am a little over 6'1.
Lie number 6,598 exposed.

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2009, 02:02:08 AM »
5'7 here and no trouble with the ladies. ;)

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2009, 02:20:58 AM »
PD 6'3? No way. You were pretty much my height and I am a little over 6'1.

Nah I'm 6'2, close to 6'3 but I slouch. I seem to remember you standing bit aways from me, on the little hill near the bus stop.

oh but then again when we were outside the library I was definitely taller than you
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2009, 02:26:22 AM »
:lol @ tauntaun

lowering the tone and raising the bar simultaneously :bow
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2009, 02:53:59 AM »
6'3  8)
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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2009, 03:00:52 AM »
6'0

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2009, 01:20:23 PM »
fuck tall people

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2009, 01:21:42 PM »
Yeah, i have to my bed sheets extra long.
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T234

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Re: finally, we see the species homo himumus in its natural habitat
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2009, 01:26:57 PM »


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