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Don't forget that Paul is going to stay in until the last minute because he's secretly racking up those delegates!

BTW, check your PM's!!!!

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I just checked my pm box, emails sent.  Don't open those at work! :P

As for Paul, it's not going to matter by the time the media has parroted the "Romney is the nominee" line when he theoretically has the delegates.  But yeah he's going to stay in for as long as he wants because Libertarians are very stupid with their money, ironically.
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I went to my idiot ex-roommates' place the other day (who I will be cutting off all ties to soon) posted a screed on FB about how the lazy college students feel entitled to get an education, and capped it off with that Kennedy quote "ask not what your country etc..". He was quite proud of himself, but sadly didn't seem to take to kindly when I told him that Kennedy campaigned on, and increased federal funding for education.  :'(

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:bow Creepy Old Guy :bow2

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Good a time as any to post this, which has been going around:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying/

A $3000 per month mortgage doesn't get you a palace in new york

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You could almost sense the smirk on Ed's face. What a stupid fucking question. Where the integrity at?
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"Oh man, $8 gas. I can't afford to go to work, it would be a waste of money! Thanks a lot Obama, I'm still voting for your dumb ass in November tho"



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Good a time as any to post this, which has been going around:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying/

A $3000 per month mortgage doesn't get you a palace in new york

My mortgage in Seattle is $3,000 a month. 1,800 square foot brick house with no back yard. :lol
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I say this with all sincerity... I love your president.

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fuuuuuuuuck yeah looks like Santorum won Tennessee. 
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Santorum is winning Ohio :lol

Cue the chaos
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Santorum for America  :usacry
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Phoenix Dark

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Dave Weigel is saying many Romney areas haven't reported yet. He'll squeak out a win most likely

edit: oh shit, Santorum's lead is expanding
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One thing working against Santorum is that apparently there were some districts where he didn't qualify in Ohio so Romney may run the score up against him there.  I'm cautiously optimistic tho... losing Ohio is disastrous for Romney.
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jesus romney is a fucking joke  :lol
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Are there trees in Ohio?
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Cnn's county by county analysis indicates santmentum to me

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ooooh shit
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I was just gonna post that
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38% Santorum
36% Romney

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

(that's in Ohio, 67% precincts voting)

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Santorum's lead is down to less than 1% (a little more than 7k votes) with 73% reporting.  Not sure if he can do it.
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Let's not forget that Santorum failed to qualify for multiple district ballots in Ohio, and yet he's still close to winning the state. Whether he wins or not the message has to be LOL Romney.
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Also, Romney outspent Santorum 5-1 in Ohio.
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There's still a sliver of hope for Santormonium.
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waitress at my work: "I voted for Santorum because I think Obama would be more likely to beat him."

fffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Looks like Kucinich is going to lose the dem primary pretty badly
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My uncle today @ dinner: "Santorum is a pretty smart man"...

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waitress at my work: "I voted for Santorum because I think Obama would be more likely to beat him."

fffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That's a better reason than any conceivable reason to vote for Ron Paul, who is a laughingstock.
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I don't know, I have it on good authority that the Jewish run establishment in cooperation with the Bilderberg Group has been systematically removing Ron Paul votes at the primaries.  It's why the primaries appear to have such a low turnout.  The reality is that turnout is higher than ever, the gap is all of the Ron Paul votes thrown away :'(
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I think Santorum can't win.  Cuyahoga and Hamilton counties aren't done reporting and Romney is crushing him in those two.  Looks like Romney will take it by less than 4k votes is my guess.  If Santorum had gotten on the ballot in all the districts, he probably wins.
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And Romney takes the lead.   :-\
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NBC just said they won't call Ohio tonight.

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NBC just said they won't call Ohio tonight.

TYPICAL LIBRUL ELITE MEDIA
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Jean Schmidt lost her primary run tonight. Good fucking riddance
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Kucinich is losing his primary as well.  GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
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same waitress a couple days earlier: "if I had my way we would do away with elections entirely and make Obama KING!"

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Is she black?
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Regardless that Romney will probably win Ohio, they'll split the delegates.  This is still a victory in Santorum's eyes.  Fucking lol at Romney, what an awful candidate.
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Ron Paul got 40% against Romney in Virginia, where they were the only two candidates on the ballot. Utterly amazing. This guy is the worst nominee of a major party since Dukakis
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What's really awesome is that if Obama beats Romney badly at all, I can pretty much guarantee you that the next nominee will be a total wingnut culture warrior.
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Ron Paul got 40% against Romney in Virginia, where they were the only two candidates on the ballot. Utterly amazing. This guy is the worst nominee of a major party since Dukakis
god I remember when people said the same thing Ahoy mccain, and mccain beat romney.

Yup, and at least McCain was a decorated war hero with a relatively respected legislative record on some issues. Same with Kerry, who didn't enthuse his base either. Both candidates had a lot of problems but had positives to fall back on. What does Romney have to fall back on? A governorship record he can't talk about, including the crowning achievement of his term (health care, which is popular and successful in MA)? His business career flipping and repackaging companies while firing everyone?

If the economy continues to get better, I really don't see what Romney can run on outside of sabre rattling Iran, plus the various "America v Obama" insinuations.

I just want to see the freakout if Obama wins big again. He's either going to lose a close election or win on 08 or bigger levels, thanks to demographics
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Wonder how much the Repubs voter suppression laws will effect the election.

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So, looking ahead to the rest of March...

March 10th:
Kansas caucuses- Romney has so far demonstrated a patent inability to win in the mid-West.  Santorum should take this one.

March 13th:
Alabama- Romney has also had trouble winning in the deep South.  Not sure where the polling is at on this one... Santorum or Newt?  Of note, this is an open primary, so the nine democrats in the state will probably all vote for NotRomney.
Mississippi- See above.  ANOTHER open primary in the deep South.
Hawaii- Romney probably wins this one.  Smallest amount of delegates up for grabs on this date, however.

March 18th:
Puerto Rico- Holy shit, there's actually more delegates at stake here than in Hawaii.  I wonder how many people will bother showing up to a Republican primary in Puerto Rico... what's that you say?  OPEN PRIMARY??? Don't mind if I do!

March 20th:
Illinois- Romney probably wins here.  Open primary tho, and obviously a lot of delegates at stake.

March 24th:
Louisiana- Closed primary.  Can Romney win here?  Doubtful.

So that's like 2 out of 7 more contests this month I'd call Romney a lock for, with Puerto Rico and Lousiana being potential wildcards.  If Newt would just GET THE FUCK OUT I think Santorum could become the NotRomney of choice and take this thing to the convention potentially.  Either way though, I foresee a long, drawn out Bataan death march to the necessary number of delegates for Romney, potentially not even until the California primary which is winner-take-all on June 5th.  And as we've seen so far, the longer this goes on the worse Romney looks... his unfavorables are so upside down now I really think it would take a messy war with Iran and the $10 gas that would go along with it to sink Obama.  Which I don't put past certain scumfuckers to try and manufacture, either.  But I'm cautiously optimistic at this point that Obama should win.
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Joe the Plumber won his primary. :lol  :-\
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So Romney won 6, Santorum 3, and Gingrich 1?  And Paul????  CONSPIRACY!!!


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Joe the Plumber won his primary. :lol  :-\

I honestly can't think of a better person to represent the GOP!
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Apparently Sandra Fluke is an Obama foot soldier sent to stir up controversy to distract people from the economy. - Eric Bolling/Faux News

With this theory, looks like Limbaugh is in on it too, dumbass.
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Oh man, I had no idea that Joe the Plumber is the nominee for district Kucinich just lost. That would have been AWESOME

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:drudge check out the front page of Drudge lmao
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/03/07/buzzefeed-selectively-edits-obama-tape

This clip is old, and appeared in a PBS doc about Obama years ago. Breitbart's folks claim to have the full video, which will be shown tonight on Hannity. Considering liberal and conservative students made Obama president of the Harvard Review, and the racial diversity in the crowd he's speaking at in the group, I find it very unlikely he says anything ridiculous.

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I saw the Buzzfeed video earlier, it was pretty....nothing. Apparently though, Breitbart's minions are going to produce the real deal, where he says "down with whitey" and throws up the black power sign or something.
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Here's a bit more of the speech including the end, when the diverse crowd gives Obama applause after he finishes his speech. If it was some barn burning racial manifesto, wouldn't people react accordingly?


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Except that it will cut away to James Okeefe in blackface dressed as Obama doing those things.
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