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« Reply #120 on: February 01, 2009, 08:54:52 PM »
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« Reply #121 on: February 01, 2009, 08:56:51 PM »
probably won't matter, but that's a clutch defensive stand

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« Reply #122 on: February 01, 2009, 08:57:29 PM »
Ben thinks he's Tim Tebow.

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« Reply #123 on: February 01, 2009, 08:58:01 PM »
lame movie alert.

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« Reply #124 on: February 01, 2009, 08:59:38 PM »
lol @ career builder

Heroes isn't canceled yet?

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« Reply #125 on: February 01, 2009, 09:00:53 PM »
And in the 4th quarter God's QB led his team to the promised land
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« Reply #126 on: February 01, 2009, 09:02:31 PM »
And in the 4th quarter God's QB led his team to the promised land

GAME OVER!

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« Reply #127 on: February 01, 2009, 09:03:53 PM »
Great, they showed Brenda. Now they're talking about his boring ass biography.

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« Reply #128 on: February 01, 2009, 09:04:18 PM »
Why are John Madden and the other dude standing, when they have chairs just behind them?

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« Reply #129 on: February 01, 2009, 09:05:18 PM »
Why are John Madden and the other dude standing, when they have chairs just behind them?

The game is just so exciting; how can you stay seated?

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« Reply #130 on: February 01, 2009, 09:08:04 PM »
Madden just said James Harrison runs like James Brown?  Wtf? :lol

Old racist white guy. :lol
Madden had his senior moment, but EA will give him some money and morphine to make it all better.
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« Reply #131 on: February 01, 2009, 09:10:48 PM »
Can I turn the TV off?

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« Reply #132 on: February 01, 2009, 09:10:58 PM »
Either the Red quarterback is shit, or the red receiver is shit.

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« Reply #133 on: February 01, 2009, 09:12:41 PM »
Either the Red quarterback is shit, or the red receiver is shit.

Who told you that Euros were allowed to watch the Super Bowl?

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« Reply #134 on: February 01, 2009, 09:13:35 PM »
Celebrity Apprentice?

Andrew Dice Clay is a celebrity?  ???

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« Reply #135 on: February 01, 2009, 09:16:24 PM »
Either the Red quarterback is shit, or the red receiver is shit.

Who told you that Euros were allowed to watch the Super Bowl?

T.V people and ads say it's watched by a billion people worldwide, and it's the most spectacular sports event of the year.

I was sold. I just didn't knew that the spectacular aspect of the event were the movie trailers during commercial break. Madden on Xbox is much better than this shit.


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« Reply #136 on: February 01, 2009, 09:17:54 PM »
They hired Jeff Bridges to do a voice over for Hyundai?

What the fuck

Cash4Gold? What the fuck. What the fuck.

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« Reply #137 on: February 01, 2009, 09:18:08 PM »
The SB is usually anti-climactic.

Shit, Gay just knocked the heterosexuality out of him.

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« Reply #138 on: February 01, 2009, 09:20:25 PM »
here we go
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« Reply #139 on: February 01, 2009, 09:21:29 PM »
nice stealth edit!

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« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2009, 09:21:45 PM »
Wait a fucking minute.

James Brown the football player?

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« Reply #141 on: February 01, 2009, 09:22:21 PM »
stealth edit  :ninja
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« Reply #142 on: February 01, 2009, 09:23:15 PM »
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« Reply #143 on: February 01, 2009, 09:23:40 PM »
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« Reply #144 on: February 01, 2009, 09:25:11 PM »
Madden just said James Harrison runs like James Brown?  Wtf? :lol

Old racist white guy. :lol

Huh?



Is it just me, or is Madden actively avoiding the phrase "prevent defense" when talking about the Steelers' secondary scheme right now?

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« Reply #145 on: February 01, 2009, 09:26:05 PM »
God has spoken
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« Reply #146 on: February 01, 2009, 09:27:04 PM »
they're just doing this to keep me from doing anything more interesting this evening

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« Reply #147 on: February 01, 2009, 09:27:07 PM »
He said James Brown - not Jim Brown.  I have no doubt he meant the ARTIST.
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« Reply #148 on: February 01, 2009, 09:27:17 PM »
fitzgerald is awesome.

Mandark, who refers to him as anything but Jim Brown?

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« Reply #149 on: February 01, 2009, 09:27:30 PM »
Alec Baldwin rocks.

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« Reply #150 on: February 01, 2009, 09:28:25 PM »
fitzgerald is awesome.

Mandark, who refers to him as anything but Jim Brown?

Not hard to see why an oldschool dude like Madden would call him by his name.
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« Reply #151 on: February 01, 2009, 09:28:36 PM »
 :bow Hulu :bow2

 :bow Alec Baldwin  :bow2

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« Reply #152 on: February 01, 2009, 09:29:00 PM »
To be fair, Mandark probably is right and Madden can't tell any black people apart, let alone learn their names!
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« Reply #153 on: February 01, 2009, 09:29:34 PM »
Not hard to see why an oldschool dude like Madden would call him by his name.

Old people always have excuses.

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« Reply #154 on: February 01, 2009, 09:29:55 PM »
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« Reply #155 on: February 01, 2009, 09:30:52 PM »
fitzgerald is awesome.

Mandark, who refers to him as anything but Jim Brown?

Someone who's straining for smidgen of wordplay?  "James Harrison is running like..."

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« Reply #156 on: February 01, 2009, 09:31:09 PM »
Next year, Madden will refer to the sideline reporter as Tits McGee.
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« Reply #157 on: February 01, 2009, 09:31:36 PM »
Former bowling alley customer Darnell Dockett!

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« Reply #158 on: February 01, 2009, 09:31:54 PM »
Someone who's straining for smidgen of wordplay?  "James Harrison is running like..."

This is not Chris Berman we're talking about here.
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« Reply #159 on: February 01, 2009, 09:32:32 PM »
Let's go Reds.

For the revolution!

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« Reply #160 on: February 01, 2009, 09:32:46 PM »
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« Reply #161 on: February 01, 2009, 09:33:40 PM »
MacGruber saves the Super Bowl! :lol

Oh my God, the real McGuyver! :lol
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« Reply #162 on: February 01, 2009, 09:33:53 PM »
Next year, Madden will refer to the sideline reporter as Tits McGee.

Just trying to use word play after saying "wow this game sure has a lot of hits, G!"

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« Reply #163 on: February 01, 2009, 09:33:57 PM »
If they want....


What the fuck, macruber? What the fuck, ahahahaha

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« Reply #164 on: February 01, 2009, 09:34:20 PM »
PEPSUBER!
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« Reply #165 on: February 01, 2009, 09:36:07 PM »
What's the point of those types of penalties?

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« Reply #166 on: February 01, 2009, 09:36:12 PM »
It's nice to see SNL milking its only worthwhile reoccurring sketch for everything its got.  Movie deal imminent.
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« Reply #167 on: February 01, 2009, 09:36:38 PM »
Anyway, if they want to sell their eco.com shit, and raise awareness for alternative sources of energy, they need to start showing some tits.

Imagine, a beautiful, blond, Sweeden chick, in a big field, with green grass, a clean blue sky, and she's nude. And she has amazing natural tits.

Screen fades...."Go Natural". Bam.

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« Reply #168 on: February 01, 2009, 09:37:03 PM »
GO BLUE

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« Reply #169 on: February 01, 2009, 09:37:29 PM »
It's nice to see SNL using fresh material.

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« Reply #170 on: February 01, 2009, 09:38:19 PM »
Anyway, if they want to sell their eco.com shit, and raise awareness for alternative sources of energy, they need to start showing some tits.

Imagine, a beautiful, blond, Sweeden chick, in a big field, with green grass, a clean blue sky, and she's nude. And she has amazing natural tits.

Screen fades...."Go Natural". Bam.

This is America. Nudity is dirty.

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« Reply #171 on: February 01, 2009, 09:39:56 PM »
Nice throws!  :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #172 on: February 01, 2009, 09:40:00 PM »
Anyway, if they want to sell their eco.com shit, and raise awareness for alternative sources of energy, they need to start showing some tits.

Imagine, a beautiful, blond, Sweeden chick, in a big field, with green grass, a clean blue sky, and she's nude. And she has amazing natural tits.

Screen fades...."Go Natural". Bam.

This is America. Nudity is dirty.

In Spain, porn starts 5 minutes after football matches. It was pretty nice. You kind go like "Wtf, i was just watching Barcelona with my kids" but hey.

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« Reply #173 on: February 01, 2009, 09:41:06 PM »
Personal foul?  :lol
Punching a kicker?

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« Reply #174 on: February 01, 2009, 09:41:28 PM »
Personal Foul.

What is that, like, he hurt himself?

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« Reply #175 on: February 01, 2009, 09:42:06 PM »
Did James Harrison try to skull fuck that guy?
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« Reply #176 on: February 01, 2009, 09:42:19 PM »
Dude, knock it off with that stuff.
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« Reply #177 on: February 01, 2009, 09:43:07 PM »
That guy should be kicked from the game for that. Absolutely disgraceful.
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« Reply #178 on: February 01, 2009, 09:44:33 PM »
Did James Harrison try to skull fuck that guy?

 :rofl

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« Reply #179 on: February 01, 2009, 09:44:58 PM »
Yeah, he should be ejected.

Safety lol! :lol
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