God Damned Mormon Missionaries

[Flannel Boy]

A few minutes ago, as I was trying to escape the cold windy weather and get back to my 80 degree apartment, two large Australian men stopped me, said hello, and asked if I knew who they were. Since they were both in suits and parkas standing outside an LDS church wearing name tags that said missionary, I had a pretty good idea. I quickly told them I wasn't interested--fuck, didn't they watch the Super Bowl--and began to walk away. Before I walked away, the great-grandson-of-an-Irish-convict angrily asked me why I wasn't interested. I paused, bewildered by such intrusive jackassery, then said, "it's summertime in Australia and you're doing missionary work in Winnipeg--in the winter! Clearly, there's no god."

Why are there a dozen churches within three blocks of my apartment?


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  :piss2
 

[Phoenix Dark]

A few minutes ago, as I was trying to escape the cold windy weather and get back to my apartment, two large Australian men stopped me and asked if I knew who they were. Since they were both in suits and parkas standing outside an LDS church wearing name tags that said missionary, I had a pretty good idea. I quickly told them I wasn't interested--fuck, didn't they watch the Super Bowl--and began to walk away. But one of the the great grandsons of an Irish convict angrily asked me why I wasn't interested. I paused, bewildered by such jackassery, then said, "it's summertime in Australia and you're doing missionary work in Winnipeg--in the winter! Clearly, there's no god."

Why am I surrounded by a dozen churches within three blocks of my apartment?
 

 

[Fragamemnon]

back when I was living with my old roomate I always faked that I was WILD HOMO for them.

another (pretty hot lady) friend of mine used to strip totally naked when they showed up at the door

[Flannel Boy]

back when I was living with my old roomate I always faked that I was WILD HOMO for them.

another (pretty hot lady) friend of mine used to strip totally naked when they showed up at the door

I got the vibe that at least one of them was gay. Though, I can never tell with Mormons.

[Flannel Boy]

Seven churches within a five minute walk from my apartment:


 

[jiji]

Is Winnipeg some hidden hotbed of Mormon activity*?

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[Flannel Boy]

Is Winnipeg some hidden hotbed of Mormon activity*?

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Those aren't all LDS churches near my home: they're also Lutheran, United, Baptist, Mennonite, and Catholic.

But in the entire city there are seven LDS churches, more than I though.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Bildi]

Fuckin' Australians.  You should have beat them with their own cattle whips.

[Flannel Boy]

Fuckin' Australians.  You should have beat them with their own cattle whips.

I'm holding you personally responsible.

[Bildi]

Shit, I'm going to get deported.