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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #60 on: February 16, 2009, 09:18:35 PM »


ask the doctors for the arthroscopy video so we can get some .gifs drinky!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #61 on: February 16, 2009, 09:21:03 PM »
Good luck, TVC.  Keep us up to date on how it went.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #62 on: February 16, 2009, 09:22:14 PM »
Someone make me a pity thread at gaf or the bans start rolling. Exaggerate my situation for optimal pity.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #63 on: February 16, 2009, 09:30:08 PM »
Title:  Whiteman almost died today


Apparently today he woke up with agonizing pain in his knee and Drinky, being a true friend, brought him in to the hospital in the early morning.  We don't really have much details right now but amputation was being discussed. 

I would like to take this time to say what a wonderful mod, and human being whiteman is and I think we should all say a prayer for his safety.

That good?
« Last Edit: February 16, 2009, 09:31:41 PM by Father_Mike »
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #64 on: February 16, 2009, 09:34:21 PM »
Hope it's nothing serious, TVC. Feel better, dude.

Title:  Whiteman almost died today


Apparently today he woke up with agonizing pain in his knee and Drinky, being a true friend, brought him in to the hospital in the early morning.  We don't really have much details right now but amputation was being discussed. 

I would like to take this time to say what a wonderful mod, and human being whiteman is and I think we should all say a prayer for his safety.

That good?

That's awesome.

they say laughter is the best medicine, so i shall tell you a joke

you know once i heard about a lady who had to get her leg amputated so they amputated her leg and when she woke up she said "ahhhh you amputated the wrong leg!!!" so she had NO legs

ha ha ha, silly doctors

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #65 on: February 16, 2009, 09:36:14 PM »
I would like to add something about Whiteman showing me the true meaning of life or what ever that gay dude said in his my friend is dead thread that I didn't read.  Someone add something like that. 
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #66 on: February 16, 2009, 09:37:35 PM »
ps. Demi will be there to urinate on WhiteMan's grave
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #67 on: February 16, 2009, 09:38:02 PM »
I hope you feel better White man.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #68 on: February 16, 2009, 09:38:44 PM »
I would like to add something about Whiteman showing me the true meaning of life or what ever that gay dude said in his my friend is dead thread that I didn't read.  Someone add something like that. 

I wouldn't push it. That would be too obvious. Just post that.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #69 on: February 16, 2009, 09:39:41 PM »
Just an arthroscopy to clear out a possible infection -- no amputation, unfortunately for you morbid bastards!

tell the doctors he has cancer in his dick while he's still zonked out

they won't even bother waking him up to ask if they can cut it off

he'd probably rather be awake for that :o
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2009, 09:40:09 PM »
Titles: Breaking News: NeoGAF Moderator Struck Down in Young, Sexy Prime

SEATTE, WA- Tragedy struck today as White Man, moderator for "Neo Gee-Ay-Eff-Believe-dot-com Forums" was felled by a painful leg injury. Fearing imminent loss of his ability to give footjobs, Mr. Man immediately contacted one Drinkard J. Crow, a close associate and on-and-off life partner, to shuttle him to a hospital.

Upon arrival, Mr. Crow immediately dumped the gimp to use the death building's Wi-Fi and communicate with good posters on a superior message board. White Man, losing consciousness and his erection, was rushed into the ER for emergency examination of his boo-boo. Fearing the dreaded knee-AIDS, a "specialist" dressed as a janitor recommended surgery. White Man was immediately anesthetized with a block of frozen stool samples, and immediate draining of his totally grody knee began.

After the initial incision was made, it was discovered that the fluid in his knee was actually backed-up semen. Having no more room in his stomach, the dick-custard had metastasized within his knee; doctors consider this to be a side-effect of the time White Man spent on his knees. The specialist then drank the fluid for research purposes, and closed the incision with some spit and a gum wrapper. No infection was found.

Mr. Man, having no health insurance, is now living in an alleyway, where he regularly services Mr. Crow to pay for his medical bills. Doctors warn that his will likely lead to a repeat of semen-on-the-knee.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #71 on: February 16, 2009, 09:41:54 PM »
:lol
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2009, 09:44:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14800907#post14800907

done.  Now everyone go post concerned messages. 
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #73 on: February 16, 2009, 09:45:21 PM »
Titles: Breaking News: NeoGAF Moderator Struck Down in Young, Sexy Prime

SEATTE, WA- Tragedy struck today as White Man, moderator for "Neo Gee-Ay-Eff-Believe-dot-com Forums" was felled by a painful leg injury. Fearing imminent loss of his ability to give footjobs, Mr. Man immediately contacted one Drinkard J. Crow, a close associate and on-and-off life partner, to shuttle him to a hospital.

Upon arrival, Mr. Crow immediately dumped the gimp to use the death building's Wi-Fi and communicate with good posters on a superior message board. White Man, losing consciousness and his erection, was rushed into the ER for emergency examination of his boo-boo. Fearing the dreaded knee-AIDS, a "specialist" dressed as a janitor recommended surgery. White Man was immediately anesthetized with a block of frozen stool samples, and immediate draining of his totally grody knee began.

After the initial incision was made, it was discovered that the fluid in his knee was actually backed-up semen. Having no more room in his stomach, the dick-custard had metastasized within his knee; doctors consider this to be a side-effect of the time White Man spent on his knees. The specialist then drank the fluid for research purposes, and closed the incision with some spit and a gum wrapper. No infection was found.

Mr. Man, having no health insurance, is now living in an alleyway, where he regularly services Mr. Crow to pay for his medical bills. Doctors warn that his will likely lead to a repeat of semen-on-the-knee.

Christ. :lol

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #74 on: February 16, 2009, 09:46:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14800907#post14800907

done.  Now everyone go post concerned messages. 

You didn't tell them it was us discussing amputation, not the doctors. :teehee
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2009, 09:50:22 PM »
I like how the one dude uses his real name.  Makes it all personal and shit.    :'(
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2009, 09:52:02 PM »
Aw, I feel kinda bad now. They really think he almost died and is in real danger of losing his leg.  :'(

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Let's fake his death and ask for donations for the White Man Knee Fund. :hyper
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #77 on: February 16, 2009, 09:53:52 PM »
I'm totally for that.  Drinky is he in surgery now?  He could be out for like 2 hours.  We could make a ton. 
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2009, 09:53:58 PM »
I will say something nice here, so as not to be 'that guy who didn't say anything in my pity thread' later on.

um

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2009, 09:55:42 PM »
be sure to mention that the borecast (www.borecast.com) will be having a memorial episode for tvc, and possibly featuring him
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #80 on: February 16, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »
I'm totally for that.  Drinky is he in surgery now?  He could be out for like 2 hours.  We could make a ton. 

he's probably going into surgery as we speak, and yeah, they are knocking his ass out.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #81 on: February 16, 2009, 09:58:02 PM »
You guys think that if I post something offensive in that thread I'll get banned?
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2009, 09:59:25 PM »
Yes

You should do it
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2009, 09:59:53 PM »
WhiteMan you're a piece of shit and I've got money on you dying. You fucking fuck.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2009, 10:00:04 PM »
You guys think that if I post something offensive in that thread I'll get banned?

We have only a few hours to make a fuss.  Do it. 
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TVC 15

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2009, 10:00:51 PM »
That was awesome, Crushed!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2009, 10:02:47 PM »
Drinky, post that you just saw a priest being rushed into the ER.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2009, 10:03:25 PM »
Drinky, post that you just saw a priest being rushed into the ER.

This needs to be done. 
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2009, 10:03:53 PM »
These people are so gullible... fuckin mooks
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TVC 15

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2009, 10:05:32 PM »
you told them I'm getting my leg amputated?  Sadly, that's probably still a few days away.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #90 on: February 16, 2009, 10:06:13 PM »
you told them I'm getting my leg amputated?  Sadly, that's probably still a few days away.

He said it was being discussed. And it clearly was. In this thread. Nobody mentioned medical professionals discussing it.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #91 on: February 16, 2009, 10:07:08 PM »
I said it was being discussed.  I just didn't say who was discussing it.  I may have also said you may be dying.  As evidence of your high blood pressure. 
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #92 on: February 16, 2009, 10:07:19 PM »
you told them I'm getting my leg amputated?  Sadly, that's probably still a few days away.

The world has to know, will you go with a Demi-style wheelchair?  A polio-stricken-style arm-crutches?  Or the obvious answer, an infection-inducing stump?
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #93 on: February 16, 2009, 10:07:40 PM »
TVC how where the drugs?
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2009, 10:08:35 PM »
I saw the gaf thread and I knew it was an exaggeration.  Still though, hope you get better soon.  Although, amputation would be pretty fucking edgy.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2009, 10:09:00 PM »
Clearly he'll have one of those curvy blade legs that let him run faster than any normal man.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #96 on: February 16, 2009, 10:09:09 PM »
someone reply to this as

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14801330&postcount=57

Does it look like a joke thread?
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #97 on: February 16, 2009, 10:10:11 PM »
too late
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #98 on: February 16, 2009, 10:10:18 PM »
be sure to mention that the borecast (www.borecast.com) will be having a memorial episode for tvc, and possibly featuring him

tell him to hoard some prescription drugs for when he's on

and send me some, too
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #99 on: February 16, 2009, 10:10:28 PM »

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #100 on: February 16, 2009, 10:12:41 PM »
I just realized two mods have posted in it already.  I better not get banned for this whiteman!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #101 on: February 16, 2009, 10:13:37 PM »

demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #102 on: February 16, 2009, 10:14:01 PM »
Orin still as useless and black as ever
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #103 on: February 16, 2009, 10:14:16 PM »
permaban pollo
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #104 on: February 16, 2009, 10:14:44 PM »
welp that about wraps it up for you, Arvie.

We've been had, let's cheese it
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #105 on: February 16, 2009, 10:14:52 PM »
Delete this thread.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #106 on: February 16, 2009, 10:15:34 PM »
tvc ban that pos pollo.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #107 on: February 16, 2009, 10:16:21 PM »
Keith... :( :( :(

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #108 on: February 16, 2009, 10:17:06 PM »
Why delete this thread? We aren't lying or anything. Ohhh big bullies
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #109 on: February 16, 2009, 10:17:38 PM »
This is for you, TvC!



CHEER UP AND GET BETTER!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #110 on: February 16, 2009, 10:17:42 PM »
 :'(
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #111 on: February 16, 2009, 10:18:34 PM »
On the other hand, it will be hilarious if Arvie gets banned
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #112 on: February 16, 2009, 10:18:45 PM »
Then we could ban him from here too
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #113 on: February 16, 2009, 10:19:48 PM »
fucking ban pollo
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #114 on: February 16, 2009, 10:20:05 PM »
I endorse the banning of arvie

and malek
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #115 on: February 16, 2009, 10:21:39 PM »
Somebody put Gaborn in his right place.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #116 on: February 16, 2009, 10:21:43 PM »
Yeah I'm actually hoping that fm gets banned just to see his reaction here.


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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #117 on: February 16, 2009, 10:21:47 PM »
Turn the thread into a political thread. Say that WhiteMan can't afford it due to rising costs, but thanks to Obama and universal health care, everything will be ok.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #118 on: February 16, 2009, 10:21:57 PM »
Pluto Pollo
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #119 on: February 16, 2009, 10:22:38 PM »
drinky don't use my real name on GAF!  I live in the same city as crushed dance!
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