Man, versus mode is so goddamned good! Me and originalz played a slayers game (so the point is to kill the enemies) with a shit-talker that kept killing the human players over the CPU. The fourth player dropped next match, so we change it to a survival game (kill each other) and instead just focused on not hitting each other and just killing him. This was easier to do than expected; this guy was fucking losing his top and saying stuff like "LOOK AT THESE TWO distinguished effete fellows DOUBLE TEAMING ME!!"
Karma was on my side, because every time he tried to shoot me with a rocket or grenade launcher, or spam grenades, he failed. Shooting barrels behind me? Nope! I was even able to knife him constantly, lol. At one point he was running in circles where I was, putting down tons of proximity bombs, and I dodged them
all and shot him. Even if he started shooting one of us, he'd fail to see a Majini come up behind him, and we'd just laugh and shoot him back or stagger the enemy and melee them into him to end the fight.
Wish I could have gotten this on video; it was brutal, brutal ownage for 7-8 minutes straight. It's amazing he didn't just quit on us; instead he was too focused on cursing as loudly (to what seemed to be someone sitting next to him) and quickly as possible.
