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Eel O'Brian

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Do you like a good Bloody Mary? Then get your ass in here.
« on: March 14, 2009, 12:52:25 AM »


is infused with tomato, horseradish, pepper, spices, and awesome. It makes a Bloody Mary the bloodiest mary of them all.

I don't know if this is a cross-country promotion or not, but right now they are packaging this excellent mid-grade Vodka with a bottle of Zing-Zang Bloody Mary mix, and a jar of olives for $20.  It's basically a gift box of unconsciousness.  Thumbs up!
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Re: Do you like a good Bloody Mary? Then get your ass in here.
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 01:02:38 AM »
Hmmm... sounds like a party for my mouth.  Will buy and consume.
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Re: Do you like a good Bloody Mary? Then get your ass in here.
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »
Needs more clam.
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 01:06:26 AM »
I just mixed vodka and tap water the next day.

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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 01:09:11 AM »
Sounds disgusting

Alcohol, peer pressure personified  :yuck
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Eel O'Brian

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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 01:09:36 AM »
Hmmm... sounds like a party for my mouth.  Will buy and consume.

be warned, Zing-Zang mix contains a LOT of black pepper and spices.  I thinned each drink out with a shot of water, and there was still a thick layer of spice bits on the bottom of the glass when I finished.

Also (at least at the Market Street ABC store), they kept the olives behind the counter, so be sure to ask for them.
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Re: Do you like a good Bloody Mary? Then get your ass in here.
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 01:10:16 AM »
Sounds disgusting

Alcohol, peer pressure personified  :yuck

how about you just drink some ovaltine and shut the fuck up
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 01:16:05 AM »
Sounds disgusting

Alcohol, peer pressure personified  :yuck

how about you just drink some ovaltine and shut the fuck up

How about a lemonade instead. Nice, universal drink that actually tastes good.

Would you drink donkey piss out of a shot glass if the bar was full of manly men doing the same thing? Probably.
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 01:20:36 AM »
save the preaching for sunday, reverend buzzkill

i've been drinking longer than you've been alive, so get back to me with all this life advice when your pubes grow in and your voice changes
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 01:21:42 AM »
will purchase tomorrow

thanks!
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 01:32:59 AM »
save the preaching for sunday, reverend buzzkill

i've been drinking longer than you've been alive, so get back to me with all this life advice when your pubes grow in and your voice changes

Yet here I am, the voice of maturity and reason while you're carrying water for the peer pressure crowd. You're out of your element
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 01:37:42 AM »
the thread title is "Do you like a good Bloody Mary?  Then get your ass in here."

obviously you don't, yet you took it upon yourself to bust up in here and shitty up my thread

go make your own thread - "Do you like a nice comfy mug of warm milk before nightly bedside prayer?  Then please enter, my chaste brethren!"

if i were you, i'd just silently accept my annihilation and fuck on outta here


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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2009, 01:40:15 AM »
fuck, they never give you enough mix, now i'm out

looks like bloody martinis for the rest of the night
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 01:52:30 AM »
the thread title is "Do you like a good Bloody Mary?  Then get your ass in here."

obviously you don't, yet you took it upon yourself to bust up in here and shitty up my thread

go make your own thread - "Do you like a nice comfy mug of warm milk before nightly bedside prayer?  Then please enter, my chaste brethren!"

if i were you, i'd just silently accept my annihilation and fuck on outta here




You graduated HS when, 15 years ago? Yet the grip of social acceptance still remains as strong as ever. Sorry duder, I'm a leader not a follower. I drink Hard Mike's and good martinis because they taste good, not because I fear being labeled a girly man.
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2009, 01:55:34 AM »
fuck, they never give you enough mix, now i'm out

looks like bloody martinis for the rest of the night

Should've gotten some Clamato too

:bow Bloody Caesar :bow2
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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2009, 01:59:30 AM »
Nice rec, Eel. 

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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2009, 02:05:20 AM »
the thread title is "Do you like a good Bloody Mary?  Then get your ass in here."

obviously you don't, yet you took it upon yourself to bust up in here and shitty up my thread

go make your own thread - "Do you like a nice comfy mug of warm milk before nightly bedside prayer?  Then please enter, my chaste brethren!"

if i were you, i'd just silently accept my annihilation and fuck on outta here




You graduated HS when, 15 years ago? Yet the grip of social acceptance still remains as strong as ever. Sorry duder, I'm a leader not a follower. I drink Hard Mike's and good martinis because they taste good, not because I fear being labeled a girly man.

hahaha, hard mike's. what a little girl!
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2009, 02:11:53 AM »
I don't get PD's trolling.  What does a drink recommendation have to do with getting on your high horse about the dangers of peer pressure?  I mean we're all adults here.

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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2009, 02:31:23 AM »
in richmond, va, there's a tex-mex place (more tex than mex) called Border Chophouse, which has a sunday bloody mary bar, where you get a half a glass of vodka and ice and they let you loose on a huge selection of mixers, hot sauces and veggies/condiments.

it's pretty incredible.  my friends and i used to try to come up with the wackiest, yet tastiest shit ever.

tragically, other bar versions are not very good in comparison

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2009, 02:45:08 AM »
If you must use something like zing zang, pay the extra buck for the tabasco!

haven't tried the vodka though, looks interesting. Three Olives is decent.

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2009, 07:21:38 AM »
I like a Bloody Mary, because it's like a gazpacho with alcohol.
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2009, 08:07:00 AM »
I like a alcohol, it's like a Bloody Mary with gazpacho.

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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2009, 08:07:59 AM »
I like a alcohol, it's like a Bloody Mary with gazpacho.

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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2009, 08:57:08 AM »
fuck, they never give you enough mix, now i'm out

looks like bloody martinis for the rest of the night

Should've gotten some Clamato too

:bow Bloody Caesar :bow2

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bloody caesar >>>>>> bloody mary

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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2009, 05:28:19 PM »
Oh fuck yes. Totally picking some of this up... maybe TONIGHT.

Seriously, PD, HARD MIKE'S? :rofl

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« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2009, 06:28:49 PM »
lemonade, the "universal beverage" lmao.