Oddly enough I think Truimph would be the first guy to join a militia if shit hit the fan.
Little known facts:
-I own four guns. All legally.
-I almost made Eagle Scout as a lad. Got disinterested when I started getting some poontang around 17 or so.
-My family owns a bunch of land in the Blue Ridge mountains that we jokingly refer to as "our end of the world compound". It's got plenty of fresh water springs, etc etc.
-On the minus side, I'm a lifelong vegetarian so I suppose that I'd have to get used to eating the flesh of my fellow man quickly.