Author Topic: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker (Read 1859 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** March 27, 2009, 09:33:24 PM »

Yeah, this is pretty awesome.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:37:15 PM »

this man is a legend!

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:37:36 PM »

That is not the shamwow dude from the pictures, right?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:39:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 27, 2009, 09:37:36 PM

That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:39:46 PM »

Well, considering that he earns a living yapping about stuff, I could see how he would react poorly to having his tongue bitten. But then, who kisses hookers?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:40:50 PM »

Looks like he's the one that got beaten up..

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:41:05 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 27, 2009, 09:39:09 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 27, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.

Holy shit. Does he have leprosy or hepatitis or something? His face looks like my liver.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:41:16 PM »

he must have slap chopped this hooker like crazy

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:41:47 PM »

hidin from me?

yeah you better hide

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:42:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 27, 2009, 09:41:05 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 27, 2009, 09:39:09 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 27, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.

(Image removed from quote.)

Holy shit. Does he have leprosy or hepatitis or something? His face looks like my liver.

He's 44 years old, the faux-hawk lies.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:43:56 PM »

When I first saw the shamwow ad, I joked that I was pretty sure that I saw that dude at a rave back in 98 or 99. He looks like he ate too many pills and did too much meth.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM »

unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:48:07 PM »

In that picture you could always tell his head and face were some kind of fucked up parallelogram, it's funny now seeing the mugshot of the "other side".

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM

unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom? Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out. I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:50:09 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 27, 2009, 09:48:33 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom? Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out. I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

I'd have to be the fat sheik in Taken buying a nubile virgin to even think about it. Hookers freak me out even walking past them.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »

Man, why did he need a hooker in the first place. I shoulda wrote him in rather than throwing my vote away on obomba.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:52:24 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 27, 2009, 09:50:09 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 27, 2009, 09:48:33 PM
Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom? Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out. I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

I'd have to be the fat sheik in Taken buying a nubile virgin to even think about it. Hookers freak me out even walking past them.

Check out your local escorts on Craigslist. Some of the ones in Wilmington don't look that bad!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:58:46 PM »

I wouldn't wear a condom if I had the chance to sleep with Flannel Girl. Hell, she could tell me she had a strain of super-AIDS that kills you in weeks, and I still wouldn't wear one.

Tired of Flannel Girl?
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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:59:52 PM »

Someone approached me on the street recently and asked me if I knew where to find a prostitute. I guess I now look like the sort of guy who would know where to find prostitutes. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:02:12 PM »

edit 2: that was stupid.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM

unprotected sex with whores will age you!

The only protection he needs is his fist upside her face.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2009, 10:06:48 PM

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

The only protection he needs is his fist upside her face.

and, apparently, a mouth guard.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:18:30 PM »

Quote

edit 2: that was stupid.

I was flattered

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 27, 2009, 10:18:30 PM

Quote
edit 2: that was stupid.

I was flattered

my god damned shrink has forced me to become sensitive to others. Even though I meant no malice and was only referencing your infamous photo, I still felt shitty about my comments.

LOL

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:25:25 PM »

well, I couldn't resist that reply as it's generically funny but I guess it's also kinda vile and misogynist huh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:03:14 PM »

McNulty?

drohne · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:47:08 AM »

shamwow has crazy priority and does tons of damage -- stupid of her to go for a tonguebite when he had ultra

drohne · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:48:17 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 27, 2009, 09:59:52 PM

Someone approached me on the street recently and asked me if I knew where to find a prostitute. I guess I now look like the sort of guy who would know where to find prostitutes. $:-\$

this happened to me and traumatized me when i was 17, mainly because it wasn't clear if the dude thought i knew where to find prostitutes or thought i was a prostitute

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2009, 02:08:40 PM »

Welp, that settles it.

ShamWow Guy >>>>> Billy Mays

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:14:15 PM »

you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:24:22 PM »

He looks so different than he does on tv.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 28, 2009, 07:24:22 PM

He looks so different than he does on tv.

World crumbling...

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on March 28, 2009, 07:14:15 PM

you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! I YELL ALL THE TIME! $:-\$

Lone · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:43:12 AM »

"We're going to make America better, one Slap at a time"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:10:42 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on March 28, 2009, 09:46:00 PM

Quote from: Drewsy on March 28, 2009, 07:14:15 PM
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! I YELL ALL THE TIME! $:-\$

"We'll show you that there's more to selling than just the yelling!"

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Author Topic: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker (Read 1859 times)