Author Topic: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off? (Read 3259 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 02, 2009, 09:36:53 PM »

From CN-FUCKING-N:

Quote from: CNN

Someone stole an "incomplete and early version" of the next installment in the blockbuster "X-Men" movie series and posted it on the Internet this week, according to the studio that owns the billion-dollar film franchise.

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Online movie reviewer Kent Lundblad said he was given a copy by a friend just hours after the rough "Wolverine" first appeared on a Web site Tuesday afternoon.

"Even in this rough form, it's much better than the last 'X-Men' outing or anything Fox has given us in a long, long time," Lundblad said in a review he wrote after watching it.

He said the movie is a rough cut, using placeholder images in many sections and special effects that look like "video games 12 years ago."

He said he suspects that the final movie will look much different that the pirated version, with scenes that were re-shot.

Lundblad, a 25-year-old who describes himself as "a total nerd," said he will see the movie at its midnight premiere May 1. He bought his ticket weeks ago online, he said.

It almost sounds like Onion parody.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:42:00 PM »

Oh my God, I found a picture of him:

He looks like Miles Trahan's long lost twin.

ManaByte · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:42:38 PM »

Looks like FOX has their own David Manning.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2009, 09:42:00 PM

Oh my God, I found a picture of him:

(Image removed from quote.)

He looks like Miles Trahan's long lost twin.

The face of hard-hitting journalism.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:56:14 PM »

Nerd rage, leave me out of this *pinky out*

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:58:09 PM »

I will troll all Lost threads from now on, demi!

nerd707 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:50:40 PM »

So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:52:18 PM »

Quote from: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 03:50:40 PM

So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.

lolwut

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:53:56 PM »

Maybe you should ask Wilco instead? Since he's the one who apparently wanted you dead.

nerd707 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:54:05 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on December 31, 2013, 03:52:18 PM

Quote from: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 03:50:40 PM
So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.
lolwut

I didn't think what I said was all that complicated so let me state it again. I'm looking up past work I've done and I found that your user base thought it would be funny to put comments about having me whacked.

What's not so funny is I actually got death threats for the next few weeks following this story and I'm guessing they probably started here as a prank and I'm wondering why this site thinks that's a totally cool thing to do.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:55:17 PM »

Hi Kent,

We are underage and do not comprehend the thoughts of innocent thieves like yourself watching leaked copies of XMEN Origins Wolverine.

Also do you feel bad for buying a ticket for what wound up to be a completely shitty movie?

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:56:57 PM »

Hi Kent,

Do you have proof that persons from this website gave you death threats in question? Thanks.

You may contact me at - hidemi [at] thebore dot com

nerd707 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:58:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 31, 2013, 03:55:17 PM

Hi Kent,

We are underage and do not comprehend the thoughts of innocent thieves like yourself watching leaked copies of XMEN Origins Wolverine.

Also do you feel bad for buying a ticket for what wound up to be a completely shitty movie?

The thieves are the ones who stole the film and placed it online. I simply did research by watching it and reporting back to people I was working for at the time. As for my ticket, no, I don't feel bad since I was given a pass by the studio to see the final product the next week.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:06:38 PM »

The Fake Shemp is no longer affiliated with this forum and has been banned for his violent, inappropriate rhetoric.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:08:19 PM »

But if you really want I can direct you to him and you can address this face to face. Like real men from the 80s.

nerd707 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:13:31 PM »

The fact he was banned is hilarious enough. I don't need to talk to him. Thanks for being cool about my random questioning.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:15:44 PM »

You are most welcome, Kent.

Rest assured that as an ambigously gay community, we do not allow the teachings of violence within these hot dog hallowed halls.

And it's a good thing you stole that movie, because it really did suck.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:17:39 PM »

Who is this self-googling rat dick?

benjipwns · « **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:18:28 PM »

So how many times did you wind up watching this?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:18:46 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2013, 04:17:39 PM

Who is this self-googling rat dick?

That's a very offensive thing to say, Bob. One long-time member has already been banned because of this thread, let's not make it two.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:21:15 PM »

You're right; I'm sorry. Have mercy, mods.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:27:52 PM »

Sup Kent. Is your dick bent? I'm asking if you're hung.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:31:37 PM »

Thread title corrected to more accurately represent Bore philosophy.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

StealthFan · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:33:44 PM »

PD about to take dat dick

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:35:47 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2013, 04:31:37 PM

Thread title corrected to more accurately represent Bore philosophy.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

After seeing Mr. Nerd's photos, I respectfully agree.

Hope he doesn't mind.

helios · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:41:31 PM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on December 31, 2013, 04:33:44 PM

PD about to take dat dick (Image removed from quote.)

Dat rat dick, tho

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:54:42 PM »

Quote from: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 03:50:40 PM

So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.

I think is ok because murdering people is fun as fuck, dumpster rapes are pretty amazing too.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2013, 05:07:23 PM »

Kent, you're 30 or close to it, you should know death threats are totally cool.

Boogie · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2013, 05:09:32 PM »

Bro, if the Bore wanted you dead, you wouldn't be having this conversation.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2013, 06:01:31 PM »

Thor has an entire briefcase filled with various sexual instruments, all classified as deadly weapons in the state of Kentucky. One is so long he had to fold it three times just to close the lid.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2013, 09:11:50 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2013, 10:37:57 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2013, 04:06:38 PM

The Fake Shemp is no longer affiliated with this forum and has been banned for his violent, inappropriate rhetoric.

someone send him this link on twitter, I'm sure he'd enjoy it

also what was the original topic?

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** January 01, 2014, 01:56:40 AM »

This is the original topic.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

No "off"

[close]

In the second pic, he looks like Van Cruncheon....

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:09:08 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 01, 2014, 01:56:40 AM

This is the original topic.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No "off"
[close]

In the second pic, he looks like Van Cruncheon....

glad I'm not the only one

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:10:36 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 01, 2014, 01:56:40 AM

In the second pic, he looks like Van Cruncheon....

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:25:21 AM »

If you rearrange the letters in Kent Lundblad it spells Andrew Vestal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:29:59 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 01, 2014, 02:25:21 AM

If you rearrange the letters in Kent Lundblad it spells Andrew Vestal.

"Wolverine is the event of the aughts, so far"
- MAF

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:31:12 AM »

I can get Anddu Benktal. Close enough.

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:05:50 AM »

Some dink was egocruising google, made some connection with TheFakeShemp's 4 year old post, and wanted to draw additional attention to himself here.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #39 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:01:58 PM »

This thread.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #40 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:48:52 AM »

Like Willcos and Drinkys illegitimate lovechild

Takao · « **Reply #41 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:38:58 PM »

I figured Greg Miller would've been used to death threats by now ...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on January 02, 2014, 01:45:57 PM

dude looks a bit like roger ebert (pbuh)

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 02, 2014, 01:55:23 PM

Quote from: Ruzbeh on January 02, 2014, 01:45:57 PM
dude looks a bit like roger ebert (pbuh)

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I appreciate you quoting that post, thus allowing us to like it without directly liking a Ruzbeh post.

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Author Topic: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off? (Read 3259 times)