Author Topic: The Official Evilbore MLB '09 Regular Season Thread of Bleeding Ulcers (Read 18278 times)

pollo · « **Reply #180 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:40:53 PM »

yahoo is fucking stupid. either they think it's a 'tribute' or they couldn't easily delete him from the database, i think it's probably the former.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #181 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:26:37 PM »

Cuz Dombrowski has a hard-on for Renteria from his Marlin days?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #182 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 20, 2009, 01:35:44 AM

Really impressed with Porcello today.

I'm not going to make excuses and say that our hitting is terrble. Porcello pitched an outstanding game yesterday.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #183 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:01:11 PM »

Off days are torture. I'm so glad that BASEBALL IS BACK TONIGHT!! WOOHOO!!!

Rman · « **Reply #184 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:05:21 PM »

The sawx have really surged of late. That division is going to be tough.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #185 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:13:06 PM »

This Braves team sucks, lost 2 of 3 to the Pirates and one to the Nats, time to pack it in boys.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #186 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:25:47 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 21, 2009, 05:13:06 PM

This Braves team sucks, lost 2 of 3 to the Pirates

Now hold on, you're overracting.

Quote

and one to the Nats

Nope, you're right. It's all over. Might as well pack it up and hope for a good draft pick.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #187 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:01:12 AM »

Atlanta.

Gonna get swept by the NATINALS

pollo · « **Reply #188 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:55:26 AM »

well that first loss was guaranteed considering they were facing the future- Zimmerman

Kawakami needs to stop being a limp dick asshole though.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #189 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:04:28 AM »

We beat the Rays with another outstanding performance from Washburn... what's that about?!?

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #190 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:39:14 AM »

The Braves are well on their way to repeating their statistical anomoly 1-run loss season of last year.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #191 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:48:32 AM »

The team has no fire or balls, and I blame Bobby for it. Always having your players' back can cut both ways- it can turn them into coddled little bitches that aren't motivated to win. Hire Ozzie Guillen, I say.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #192 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:58:12 AM »

yea, I watched the last part of the 9thinning of that game last night, the only spark I seen was Kelly Johnson looking pissed that he didnt hit the ball deeper, but he also looked as if he didnt really care THAT much. Escobar looked like he was just practicing when he grounded out to end the game.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #193 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:56:29 PM »

Kelly Johnson's problem is that he sucks.

Yunel hit that ball hard. It was just right at him.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #194 on:** April 22, 2009, 01:11:38 PM »

KJ doesn't suck, he's just super streaky.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #195 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:15:13 PM »

This season reminds me of 2005. Texas and Baltimore were in first at the end of May and the Brewers were hanging around first place in on the NL side. Then, reality set it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #196 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:51:42 PM »

Got a call from a buddy earlier today, we're gonna head down to Safeco Field and get last minute tickets for tonight's game against Tampa Bay.

BASEBALL!!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #197 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:54:43 PM »

Well, I guess you take a win any way you can get one if you're the Braves at this point, but it's pretty sad that our game winning rally consisted of a bases loaded walk.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #198 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:33:38 AM »

Yeah, but a win is a win is a win. JJ looked fantastic.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #199 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:27:22 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on April 22, 2009, 09:51:42 PM

Got a call from a buddy earlier today, we're gonna head down to Safeco Field and get last minute tickets for tonight's game against Tampa Bay.

BASEBALL!!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!

Well that was a bad idea. The M's have lost both games I've been to this year. I don't think I'm allowed to go to a game for a while.

Kara · « **Reply #200 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:32:46 PM »

would you like season seats

i'll pay

maybe

Ganhyun · « **Reply #201 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on April 23, 2009, 12:32:46 PM

would you like season seats

i'll pay

maybe

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #202 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:34:35 PM »

You know what's really sad? Even though we suck and are currently sitting at 7-8... we're in 2nd place in our division.

lol mets

lol phillies

Ganhyun · « **Reply #203 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:41:35 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on April 23, 2009, 11:34:35 PM

You know what's really sad? Even though we suck and are currently sitting at 7-8... we're in 2nd place in our division.

lol mets

lol phillies

I'm thinking, if the MArlins cool off some, that the NL east will be like the NL west this year

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #204 on:** April 24, 2009, 06:18:42 PM »

Anyone in the EB Loose Balls' league want Aaron Hill?

Kara · « **Reply #205 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:11:26 PM »

I gave up already and am tanking for draft picks even though there are none.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #206 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:43:39 AM »

Brian Tallet pitched 6 shutout innings in Chicago? The Blue Jays are going to the World Series.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #207 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:50:30 AM »

* Malek is planning the parade from Winnipeg

In Gaston we trust.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #208 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:10:42 AM »

Saw this in an LL thread. WTF

Kara · « **Reply #209 on:** April 25, 2009, 03:29:12 AM »

Quote from: Malek on April 25, 2009, 12:50:30 AM

* Malek is planning the parade from Winnipeg

In Gaston we trust.

how can you trust the bad guy from beauty and the beast he's the BAD GUY

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #210 on:** April 25, 2009, 11:06:24 AM »

Two one-run wins in a row.

Still can't believe Volquez walked the pitcher with the bases loaded.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #211 on:** April 25, 2009, 11:42:12 AM »

LOL @ Zack Greinke

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #212 on:** April 25, 2009, 11:47:58 AM »

MARINERS

ANGELS

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #213 on:** April 25, 2009, 01:50:10 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 25, 2009, 01:10:42 AM

Saw this in an LL thread. WTF

(Image removed from quote.)

It's from a celebrity match in Korea. They were parodying baseball brawls.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #214 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:24:41 PM »

Branyan

Kara · « **Reply #215 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:58:03 PM »

The Angels keep starting pitchers I've never heard of in my life (exaggeration). At this point I think it's just an elaborate practical joke.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #216 on:** April 26, 2009, 03:13:25 PM »

Hey now, you guys almost came back and beat us last night.

Kara · « **Reply #217 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:11:22 AM »

Washburned

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #218 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:06:14 AM »

Quote from: Karakand on April 27, 2009, 03:11:22 AM

Washburned

Yeah, he looked like himself yesterday.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #219 on:** April 29, 2009, 08:08:53 AM »

Sorry PC, I just had to post this from your Scout thread:

One major league scout from a top-tier organization is so high on Atlanta Braves outfielder Jason Heyward that he said he would be willing to give the Braves anyone on his team’s 25-man roster to get him. “The best young hitter I’ve seen in years,” the scout said. “He’ll be leading the league in home runs for 10 years once he gets here.” Heyward, 19, was the Braves’ No. 1 draft pick in 2007, the 14th player taken overall. He’s strong, disciplined, and smart – his parents, Eugene and Laura, are both Dartmouth graduates. “Let me put it this way,” another major league executive said of the 6-4, 220-pound left-handed hitter. “He’s a cross between Dave Parker, Darryl Strawberry and Fred McGriff. How’s that put it? He’s got a chance to be a real superstar.”

pollo · « **Reply #220 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:23:15 PM »

Probably the Mets.

Jesus Montero looking good...he's got a 1.1 OPS overall but his splits are ridiculous...he's got a .603 OPS in Tampa and 1.2 away. Tampa is a ridiculous pitcher's park.

Hollywood · « **Reply #221 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:13:01 PM »

Oh ARod ...

More details from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts' book "A-Rod" were released Wednesday by the New York Daily News. The book alleges Rodriguez did not stop using steroids when he was traded to the Yankees in 2004, and he might have been using as far back as high school, the Daily News reports.

Roberts broke the story that A-Rod failed a steroid test in 2003. Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez "Bitch Tits" in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason that resulted in round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.

Rodriguez put on 25 pounds of muscle between his sophomore and junior years. Former high school teammates told Roberts that A-Rod was using steroids back then and his coach knew it -- an allegation the coach, Rich Hoffman, denied.

• A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.

• A-Rod's off-the-field antics including his poker habit; his divorce from his wife, Cynthia; his relationship with Madonna; and his other affairs are detailed.

However, Roberts said on the radio show that she did not address those elements. "I never wrote anything about his bedroom life," Roberts told Patrick. "That was pure speculation on other people's part."

• A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4114292

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #222 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:56:23 PM »

[sigh]

No Mariners game today.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #223 on:** May 03, 2009, 10:44:26 PM »

Hell yeah!

It took a little over five hours, but we finally beat Oakland and took the series!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #224 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:19:08 PM »

Looks like Boras will requesting $50 million for Stephen Strasburg rights.

Does he think this is the NFL draft?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #225 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:49:51 AM »

Quote from: Malek on May 03, 2009, 11:19:08 PM

Looks like Boras will requesting $50 million for Stephen Strasburg rights.

Does he think this is the NFL draft?

Its Boras, he'll go for high prices for all his clients.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #226 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:55:40 PM »

Ouch.

Manny suspended until July 3rd due to testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #227 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:05:11 PM »

Only Chipper is clean, unless of course herpes suppressing drugs are going to show up.

Also, Canseco vindicated again.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #228 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:19:13 PM »

lmfao.

Seriously, I'm not surprised about that one. Guess "Manny being Manny" involves getting a shot in the ass before the game.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #229 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:28:37 PM »

good ole manny

E-DuB · « **Reply #230 on:** May 07, 2009, 01:49:08 PM »

Just read about this

I mean wow....Let's take bets on who's next!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #231 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:10:35 PM »

It's times like these when I wish that The Dugout was still around in a non gimped format.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #232 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:00:18 PM »

Quote from: E-DuB on May 07, 2009, 01:49:08 PM

Just read about this I mean wow....Let's take bets on who's next!

It would be oh so delicious if Jeter was revealed to have been a user or got caught using.

E-DuB · « **Reply #233 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:47:13 PM »

I'm on the verge of not watching another baseball game ever again. My hope in all of this is Griffey is clean. To my knowledge his name has never come up in any of this and I hope it never does.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #234 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:58:10 PM »

Quote from: E-DuB on May 07, 2009, 03:47:13 PM

I'm on the verge of not watching another baseball game ever again. My hope in all of this is Griffey is clean. To my knowledge his name has never come up in any of this and I hope it never does.

See, none of this really bothers me at all. I just don't give enough of a shit. The Braves sucking causes me to care about baseball less, not who is injecting horse roids into their ass.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #235 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:22:25 PM »

Quote from: E-DuB on May 07, 2009, 03:47:13 PM

I'm on the verge of not watching another baseball game ever again. My hope in all of this is Griffey is clean. To my knowledge his name has never come up in any of this and I hope it never does.

Griffey is clean. He doesn't work out and isn't very good at taking care of himself. His name has never come up.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #236 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:34:35 PM »

There's been what ... about 20 new stadiums built since Camden Yards debuted in 1991?

Yet only the two New York teams get to have an insignia on their hats to "celebrate" the occasion. Gimme a break. Fucking New York.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #237 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:37:41 PM »

LOL Yankees
LOL Teixeira
LOL Burnett

Great game by Doc.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #238 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:50:33 PM »

Blown call on the steal by Beltran costs the Braves the game.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #239 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:53:15 PM »

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i'd really rather have soriano closing right now

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