Author Topic: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES (Read 6005 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 27, 2009, 03:52:24 PM »

If I die of pig flu, demi will be in charge. If we both die, then Tauntaun is in charge.

If Tauntaun dies, then members of the Icon board will have to play a special, forum-sanctioned Magic: The Gathering tournament to find out who will run the board.

If all the Icons die, then CajoleJuice is in charge.

If he is dead already and not coming back - then Bloodwake is in charge.

If the Kentucky members die, since they not only eat pig but fuck them, then I have left it in my will for the forum to be razed and a new forum called "Thunderfuckers!" to be built in our memory.

At no time is PhoenixDark to be left in charge.

Mandark · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:53:38 PM »

Shit, I gotta dig up all those double-colored lands from middle school.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:54:18 PM »

Yeah, I'd start brushing up now since Triumph has been playing as of late.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:55:44 PM »

am I allowed to play with a borrowed deck? cause one of my coworkers is tournament-level and shiz

alternatively, can I name tehjaybo as my second and have him play in my stead, as all good gentlemen may

Eric P · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:56:37 PM »

req Netrunner alternate.

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:57:08 PM »

If you die of the swine flu, your body will be most unclean and you can't be buried in the Secret Jew Graveyard.

What will you do?

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:57:37 PM »

I also accept nudes in exchange for ownership

The raunchier the better

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:58:05 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 03:57:08 PM

If you die of the swine flu, your body will be most unclean and you can't be buried in the Secret Jew Graveyard.

uh, i think everyone knows about dachau now

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 03:58:05 PM

Quote from: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
If you die of the swine flu, your body will be most unclean and you can't be buried in the Secret Jew Graveyard.

uh, i think everyone knows about dachau now

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:01:41 PM »

from 0 to inappropriate in eight words

T234 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:01:53 PM »

HAHAHA oh god

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:02:36 PM »

Can I take over the front page? I have some cool chubby girls pic I can put in there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:06:20 PM »

I'm making pork chops, coleslaw, and macaroni & cheese tonight.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:07:21 PM »

TRAGEDY STRIKES MICHIGAN AS MENTALLY HANDICAPPED COED DIES FROM SWINE FLU AFTER EATING PORKCHOPS AND LISTENING TO "CREED"

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:08:49 PM »

not a good way to go

Bloodwake · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:16:58 PM »

Already planning for when I am in charge. I have a feeling lots of people are going to die before this is all said and done with.

Bocsius · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:20:16 PM »

I'll take my pork chop fried and topped with bacon.

Crushed · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:23:04 PM »

Eating pork is perfectly safe, no way to get flu from it.

Jews and Muslims remain owned.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:39:52 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 27, 2009, 03:55:44 PM

am I allowed to play with a borrowed deck? cause one of my coworkers is tournament-level and shiz

alternatively, can I name tehjaybo as my second and have him play in my stead, as all good gentlemen may

I accept your nomination and prepare my wizard hat and robe, along with my power nine deck that kills everyone on turn one.

Together, we will rule with iron fists, and black lotuses.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:43:32 PM »

It's been nice knowing y'all.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:52:07 PM »

You guys are screwed total, I've been practicing.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:56:00 PM »

I'm gonna cascade PD into the banstick.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 27, 2009, 04:47:53 PM

I will send out all my old decks to those who need them, if you win I expect Icon status in return.

Dibs am total.

Quote from: Fragamemnon on April 27, 2009, 04:56:00 PM

I'm gonna cascade PD into the banstick.

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:58:39 PM »

I am eating cheddarwurst.

edit: like right now

edit2: it is very yummy

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM »

If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head? This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

Crushed · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:02:01 PM »

To be fair to Drinky, shouldn't we hold a separate Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh! competition?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:02:43 PM »

god damn jew flu

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:04:21 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 27, 2009, 04:59:58 PM

Eat some Kielbasa polack.

The wurst was cheaper this week. We gave shelter to the Jews for generations, I think it's OK to learn some lessons from them.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:04:56 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM

If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head? This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

i'd imagine he'd do it for twenty

T-Short · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:06:02 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:06:32 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM

If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head? This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

yes but with what?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 05:06:32 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head? This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

yes but with what?

"Yes ... the bullet has entered my brain ... I can feel the warm and sticky blood trickling down the back of my ... wait a minute."

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 27, 2009, 05:04:56 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head? This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

i'd imagine he'd do it for twenty

i'd imagine he'd pay for the opportunity

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:14:12 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:29:59 PM »

Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

Reb · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:30:37 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2009, 05:29:59 PM

Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

MAF was patient zero. :'(

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on April 27, 2009, 05:30:37 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2009, 05:29:59 PM
Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

MAF was patient zero. :'(

Is that the Major from MGS4? The game threw out too much crap for me to remember all the details.

Reb · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:37:07 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2009, 05:35:52 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on April 27, 2009, 05:30:37 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2009, 05:29:59 PM
Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

MAF was patient zero. :'(

Is that the Major from MGS4? The game threw out too much crap for me to remember all the details.

No mang, patient zero is the first guy to get the crazy virus in the zombie/outbreak movies.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:38:49 PM »

1. Play guitar
2. Paint warhammer models
3. Kill willco and demi
4. Get swine flu vaccine
5. ??
6. Profit

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 27, 2009, 06:02:32 PM

Oh boy! I have a chance to be queen of evilbore!

You will be tested against your worst nightmare - my filing cabinet

T234 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:11:36 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 04:57:54 PM

Quote from: Kosma on April 27, 2009, 04:47:53 PM
I will send out all my old decks to those who need them, if you win I expect Icon status in return.
Dibs am total.

Quote from: Fragamemnon on April 27, 2009, 04:56:00 PM
I'm gonna cascade PD into the banstick.

Tehjaybo, we must defeat the rest of post-apocolyptica 'Bore. I do hereby demand a trading session, when our collections are updated.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:28:06 PM »

surely i am inline before green man

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:29:20 PM »

Don't get your hopes up gentlemen; the forum will always be in the control of an icon. In order to get this flu, I'd have to leave the apartment. And we all know that won't be happening.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:29:49 PM »

Since this flu attacks the stronger immune systems of people, I have no doubt that TVC will outlive us all.

Demi owned again.

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:33:48 PM »

i think you got that twisted.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #45 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:37:38 PM »

Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:39:11 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 27, 2009, 09:29:49 PM

Since this flu attacks the stronger immune systems of people, I have no doubt that TVC will outlive us all.

Demi owned again.

how? he wont have any contact with anyone who has it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:03:30 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2009, 09:37:38 PM

Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

Who will deliver me pizza and chinese in this world?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:12:30 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2009, 09:37:38 PM

Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

but, pretending the internet went down, how would we ever find out whether others survived?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #49 on:** April 28, 2009, 12:57:40 AM »

Quote from: Malek on April 27, 2009, 11:12:30 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2009, 09:37:38 PM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

but, pretending the internet went down, how would we ever find out whether others survived?

Speak not such blasphemy, Brother Malek. The internets will always be with us..

drozmight · « **Reply #50 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:13:26 AM »

If anything like this happens, I'll side with TVC15 in the inevitable power struggle that comes about as a result. I own several firearms.

If we win, I want to be head of secret police.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:14:24 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on April 28, 2009, 12:57:40 AM

Quote from: Malek on April 27, 2009, 11:12:30 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2009, 09:37:38 PM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

but, pretending the internet went down, how would we ever find out whether others survived?

Speak not such blasphemy, Brother Malek. The internets will always be with us..

I hear the internet is sustained on social anxiety.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:47:24 AM »

UPDATE: the chops were a bit drier than I wanted them to be, but so far I feel nothing except a full stomach.

drozmight · « **Reply #53 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:48:13 AM »

We should actaully make a leper our king should the EB government fall.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #54 on:** April 28, 2009, 01:51:55 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on April 28, 2009, 01:48:13 AM

We should actaully make a leper our king should the EB government fall.

Isn't Shake some uber-leper?

pollo · « **Reply #55 on:** April 28, 2009, 11:52:06 AM »

Swine flu, what a fucking joke.

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:15:02 PM »

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #57 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:22:16 PM »

I remember when Drinky and TVC called me a dirty poor for loving ham over turkey for thanksgiving. I still think death by swine flu is ultimately worth avoiding that dried buzzard they call 'turkey.'

Swine flu >>> bird flu also

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:23:19 PM »

I could fix you up some good turkey that's not dry dj tet.

Hand your folks the recipe, sounds like they suck at making turkey.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #59 on:** April 28, 2009, 03:48:39 PM »

Yeah I'm just messing around Himu lol

I did hate turkey growing up but like you said, turns out my mom just cooked the everloving shit out of it.

I've come to like a good moist turkey

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Author Topic: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES (Read 6005 times)