ESCAPE FROM L.A.: Looks like December 23rd will be IT for the Federman era!

[cloudwalking]

I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?

Ya, she's only 19, your parents making you move doesn't really equal "choice", unless you made your parents move, which is just weird.

I haven't lived with my parents all my life, and I sure as hell haven't always done what they told me

[MrAngryFace]

WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO SEATTLE!

[The Fake Shemp]

I haven't lived with my parents all my life, and I sure as hell haven't always done what they told me

That's why you're moving in with me!

[cloudwalking]

My parents never wanted me to move away and they bitched whenever I wanted to move back in with them, now they don't want me to move again. They are so weird

[TVC15]

White Man's offered me to live in his place, as long as I clean.

I dunno. Why do people want me to live with them? The fuck.

No one wants me to live with them.  Actually, I don't know why I'm thinking about leaving, I'm probably a couple months away from my ladyfriend finalizing her divorce, getting her own place (she's staying with friends now) and then having a full blown sugar mama.  Why would I want to fuck that up?  I dunno, but I still want to get out of Atlanta.  I've always wanted to live in Big Sur, too.

I'll tell you the same thing I told Willco and demi:  you can move in with me if you'll be my butler.  My sex butler.

I don't think I'd make a very good bottom, tho.

I'm not really into anal.  We can just get naked and kick the shit out of each other and then choke each other with belts til we cum

Awesome.  I'm hairy like a bear, though.

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Pro-tip: do NOT google image search "gay bear", folks.

This can work.  Do you still have the beard?  I like that.

Demi, I know you have a predisposition for bears, so you can move in and be my second sex butler.

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, I've still got the beard.  Will I get to play Viva Pinata when I'm not choking you with a belt?

[The Fake Shemp]

Triumph - next week is last call for those wanting in the EVILBORE house.

[demi]

You should do it, Triumph. I'm in no position to make such a move, I probably won't do it.

[Human Snorenado]

While I would love to kids, unless I can sell my car it's probably not an option.  Although I would make a GREAT grouchier uncle type figure to you and Cloud. 

Sadly I'm just too damn broke right now, and whatever I do is probably going to be after a six month "work a couple of shitty jobs to amass capital" phase here in Atlanta. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

[Human Snorenado]

Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car.  If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg. 

[Saint Cornelius]

demi probably can't believe that I wasn't the one who posted that pic 

[TVC15]

Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car.  If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg. 

Move in with me.  Bring your car.  Instead of my butler, you can be my chauffeur.  My sex chauffeur.

[The Fake Shemp]

Nobody wants to move in with you, Buffalo Bill.

[TVC15]

Nobody wants to move in with you, Buffalo Bill.

Move in with me, Willco.  You can be my Andy Milonakis.  My sex Andy Milo. . .what the fuck am I saying?

[G The Resurrected]

I'd like to move to the bay area, but i'm not welcome. No one wants a loser in the house. But at least i could be a fun drunk one.

[drozmight]

I've done started over dozens of times.

I know what you're saying White Man. Though, Willco, as Andy Milonakis, would make for a better house boy, not a... now I don't know what I'm saying either.

[Human Snorenado]

Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car.  If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg. 

Move in with me.  Bring your car.  Instead of my butler, you can be my chauffeur.  My sex chauffeur.

Oh, alright.  But it's a beat up Corolla, so it's not like we'll be riding in style.  Ha!  I just remembered, it's got a Nader bumpersticker on the back- you're gonna love that, filthy libertarian.

I'll leave in a couple of minutes, I'll probably be there on like Tuesday or Wednesday.

[DJ_Tet]

Nobody wants to move in with you, Buffalo Bill.

Would you fuck him?  I'd fuck him.

I'd love to move in with the White Man 

[cloudwalking]

I'd gladly move in with White Man

[TVC15]

Who needs a car when you've got scooters?

I probably WOULDN'T need one, but in Atlanta you kind of have to have a car.  If I could sell it for a couple of grand, that plus the meager remainder of my savings would make for a nice "starting over" egg. 

Move in with me.  Bring your car.  Instead of my butler, you can be my chauffeur.  My sex chauffeur.

Oh, alright.  But it's a beat up Corolla, so it's not like we'll be riding in style.  Ha!  I just remembered, it's got a Nader bumpersticker on the back- you're gonna love that, filthy libertarian.

I'll leave in a couple of minutes, I'll probably be there on like Tuesday or Wednesday.

Awesome.  I shall be your Dirty Miss Daisy. 

Cloud and DJ Tet are welcome, too.  I'm all for setting up a perv commune in Bellevue.

[DJ_Tet]

Do I have to shower?  Or can we get Bear to wash me 

[TVC15]

Whatever works with you.  I imagine the living situation being like something out of Pink Flamingos.

[cloudwalking]

Sweet, now I have a male harem

[drozmight]

THis sounds awesome... sex cult awesome.

[DJ_Tet]

Damn, now I really want to go.  Would that be the weirdest thing to happen on a message board in internet history?  15 people up and moving in together, from various walks of life.

I'm sure we could spin this into some sort of reality tv show, Willco needs to cash in on some connections.

[Human Snorenado]

Do I have to shower?  Or can we get Bear to wash me 

Oh, I'll wash you alright.  But it ain't gonna be gentle and I will be using the LONG handled brush, you hear me???

[TVC15]

Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia.  They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

[Human Snorenado]

Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia.  They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

What the fuck ever, man.  We go in on the first day and pistol whip those fucking slugs into shape, put hoods over their heads and fit them for saddles.  Show them who the BOSS is.  Make them say please and thank you, cure them of their hippiedom.

[Mr. Gundam]

WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO SEATTLE!

All the cool kids are already in Seattle.

[donkey]

WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO SEATTLE!

All the cool kids are already in Seattle.

word.

...why are so many of us Seattle people on here anyways?

[donkey]

Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia.  They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

i thought this happened years ago?

[whiteACID]

I wanna go to Cali

Me too.  Roadtrip. 

We would have so many adventures...but we would be too high to remember them

[whiteACID]

I move to a new city like every 2 years or less. Fuck staying in one place. I don't know how people do it.

Part of the excitement of LIFE is being adventurous and moving to a city where you have no car and very little money and have to find a job and a way to get there, but you manage anyway because you have to, and when it's all said and done you say "wow I'm glad I made this choice"

Um aren't you still a teenager?

Ya, she's only 19, your parents making you move doesn't really equal "choice", unless you made your parents move, which is just weird.

I haven't lived with my parents all my life, and I sure as hell haven't always done what they told me

How did you get an apartment or house or anything? You can't do that until you are 18 here.

[TVC15]

Actually Orange Twin Records is opening a commune outside Athens, Georgia.  They're hippies and probably have awesome drugs, and they're looking for people to move in.

They probably frown on leather though, so we'll have to use pleather or vinyl as replacements.

i thought this happened years ago?

Yeah I remember hearing about it at least a year ago, but it looks like the county or the state or whatever just gave them the go-ahead recently.