Author Topic: E3 Love thread (Read 7732 times)

demi · « **on:** May 29, 2009, 04:49:33 PM »

So many new trailers, release dates, boners in my pants

Crushed · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:55:17 PM »

nsfw image

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:56:10 PM »

People post at work... have to remove that pic

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:58:41 PM »

:demiboner

MCD · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:02:26 PM »

square enix so far:

drakengard 3 + armored mission 5.

not sure if want.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:03:08 PM »

Front Mission = 3rd person shooter developed by the guys who are making the new GI Joe game = LULZOMGWTFLULZINFINITEIHATEYOUSQUEENIX

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:03:53 PM »

FFIV Chapter 1 on Monday yeeee

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:04:29 PM »

Argh. I don't want to buy a Wii, but I want FFIV The After.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:05:59 PM »

Once again I will hope for a Frequency 3, and once again I will be dissapointed because Harmonix are souless.

Veidt · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:06:58 PM »

Wat? E3's started?!??!

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:07:32 PM »

Seems so

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on May 29, 2009, 05:06:58 PM

Wat? E3's started?!??!

Nope, but everyone is blowing their load early it seems.

Veidt · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:09:28 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on May 29, 2009, 05:07:40 PM

Quote from: Veidt on May 29, 2009, 05:06:58 PM
Wat? E3's started?!??!

Nope, but everyone is blowing their load early it seems.

goddam. I feel like Desmond, I've been having instances of time travel.

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:48:03 PM »

wasn't there a rumor of a Lost Planet 2 demo on XBL also?

next week is going to be awesome. Uncharted 2 beta, Lost Planet 2 demo (potentially), Red Faction Guerilla and the shit ton of stuff shown at E3.

The main thing I want to see is the new PSP.

Oblivion · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:48:35 PM »

You goin to E3, demi?

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:57:04 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 29, 2009, 05:48:35 PM

You goin to E3, demi?

Yeah I'm in my hotel right now. Want to come have sex?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on May 29, 2009, 05:07:40 PM

Quote from: Veidt on May 29, 2009, 05:06:58 PM
Wat? E3's started?!??!

Nope, but everyone is blowing their load early it seems.

Which happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR. It only serves to get the masses so riled up that when nothing new of note is revealed at the show proper everyone is all OMG DISAPPOINTMENT TOTAL WORST E3 EVAR

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:35:35 PM »

lots of good stuff this year

mostly looking forward to some hl2 episode 3 info, anything will do

that new front mission screen looks interesting, despite not being an srpg which tons have already bitched at it could be good like armored core or something

MECHU

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:36:47 PM »

mechuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:40:40 PM »

I'm 100% sure a new Gears of War title will be coming to PS3 exclusively.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:42:53 PM »

I want my Half-Life 2: Episode 3 dammit

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:43:49 PM »

Don't you just want Half Life 3 by now?

drew · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:47:52 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:49:50 PM »

I wasn't asking you.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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drew · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:51:36 PM »

i dont give a fuh lying fuck

how bout them beans mr man?

ManaByte · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:57:38 PM »

Since I can't create posts, the only E3 game that matters: Doom Classic for iPhone/iPod Touch

http://www.idsoftware.com/iphone-doom-classic-progress/

Quote

The music is all stored as mp3, performed on a high quality synthesizer. For Wolf, we used ogg, because that's what was in the Redux codebase that I started with, but I don't have all that CPU performance margin anymore, so it was necessary to use the iPhone's audio decompression hardware through the AudioQueue services. The music is the largest part of the application, but everything else is still well over the 10 meg cellular app transfer limit, so I'm not tempted to try and squeeze it under like we did with Wolfenstein. Maybe being able to get an app over 3G really isn't very important to its success. The fact that people are downloading Myst on the iPhone is heartening -- I have ideas for leveraging our high end idTech-5 content creation pipeline for a future iPhone game, if people will go for a few hundred meg download.

idTech 5 on an iPhone game?

Carmack

drew · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:00:06 PM »

looks distinguished mentally-challenged

buy a blackberry

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:01:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 29, 2009, 05:57:04 PM

Yeah I'm in my hotel right now. Want to come have sex?

You're in LA and we have no plans to meet? Shit could've been epic.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »

Front Mission: Gun Hazard was the best Front Mission game, people hatin' on this new Front Mission game can suck it.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #29 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:03:32 PM »

can't wait for the meltdowns

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #30 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:12:18 PM »

I want them to finish the trilogy for Half-Life 2, Methodis. These three games together are basically Half-Life 3 anyway.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:37:19 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 29, 2009, 08:12:18 PM

I want them to finish the trilogy for Half-Life 2, Methodis. These three games together are basically Half-Life 3 anyway.

Oh okay I was just wondering. I'm at like the last chapter of HL2 now (my first time ever) and it's pretty good. I got it back in 2004 and couldn't play it cause I got sick, but for some reason it doesn't make me sick or bored anymore so i'm playing it through :O

Purple Filth · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:57:39 AM »

Splinter Cell Conviction poster

Hobo Fisher is gone now?

cool breeze · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:48:21 AM »

um, Sly Cooper 4 is more or less confirmed. It might be shown at E3. Apparently the engine for infamous was considered C+ by Sucker Punch and Sly Cooper 3 is the real deal game for the PS3.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:47:45 AM »

Mini-Ninjas

The rest $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:49:14 AM »

WTF do you see in mini ninjas? I saw the bear video and it was as shitty as any other child game i've played.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:50:53 AM »

It looks fucking awesome, and it's made by IO. And it's not a fucking typical war game, so I guess the sociopaths directing this industry will shun it.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:54:29 AM »

Though, that split/second racing game looks alright. So I guess this E3 is won by cartoony bears and passive car combat.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:55:25 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 30, 2009, 02:50:53 AM

It looks fucking awesome, and it's made by IO. And it's not a fucking typical war game, so I guess the sociopaths directing this industry will shun it.

Kane and Lynch was made by IO too. Did you like that? Cause it's certainly better than this poopfest

duckman2000 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:56:11 AM »

That's probably why they are making this much more awesome game. E3 won by IO before the event has even started, yikes at the other poor sods.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:09:05 AM »

I got Haze mints at E3 and look how that turned out. Be careful... IO is on a slippery slope...

duckman2000 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:15:01 AM »

Nah see, these guys actually got the game together before I even found out about it. They're safe.

MCD · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:25:24 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 29, 2009, 05:53:19 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on May 29, 2009, 05:03:08 PM
Front Mission = 3rd person shooter developed by the guys who are making the new GI Joe game = LULZOMGWTFLULZINFINITEIHATEYOUSQUEENIX

Have you played the GI Joe game? No? Okay then, don't start casting out judgment. Homecoming was one of the best Silent Hill games yet in terms of actual gameplay.

Quote from: MCD on May 29, 2009, 05:02:26 PM
square enix so far:

drakengard 3

Well, that's a series I could have lived without seeing return. Didn't Ubisoft publish the second one?

yes.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:16:00 AM »

He looks like Sam Fisher now, super pumped.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:00:29 PM »

[youtube=560,345]aGejBtXAzYQ&feature=channel_page[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]AoxewgX9scQ[/youtube]

Purple Filth · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:03:09 PM »

Holy shit at these leaks

duckman2000 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:19:35 PM »

I hope that's how fast Altaïr will actually move.

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:19:41 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on May 30, 2009, 02:03:09 PM

Holy shit at these leaks

those cant even be considered leaks :|

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2009, 06:35:19 PM »

[youtube=560,345]if2j6Hqivvw[/youtube]

poop trailer. wtf is this

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:29:09 PM »

Leaving tomorrow for Cali. This'll be my first time attending E3.

The last 2 have been a bit underwhelming, I hope this one delivers.

cool breeze · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:36:16 PM »

apparently there is a new Halo game called Reach or something

duckman2000 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:48:51 PM »

They aren't shying away from the Halobox thing, are they? I like Halo so it doesn't bother me, but it's funny nonetheless. I suppose this is the game that Frankie is involved with, then? Thankfully the story for Reach is already written, so hopefully the game isn't clouded by another absurd yet oddly bloody serious story.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:54:19 PM »

Halo isn't going away.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:11:29 PM »

A Halo game based on Reach sounds sofucking awesome.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:17:22 PM »

[Some number higher than MAG] multiplayer for sure

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #55 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:49:28 PM »

I have never been less interested in an E3 (or videogames as a whole) since....well, ever. I honestly wasn't even aware E3 was taking place next week until last Thursday or whenever the hell it was when I saw this thread.

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** May 31, 2009, 12:08:06 AM »

ur cool

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #57 on:** May 31, 2009, 12:11:50 AM »

totally.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #58 on:** May 31, 2009, 12:14:40 AM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 30, 2009, 11:49:28 PM

I have never been less interested in an E3 (or videogames as a whole) since....well, ever. I honestly wasn't even aware E3 was taking place next week until last Thursday or whenever the hell it was when I saw this thread.

He's all grown up now. :'(

Bocsius · « **Reply #59 on:** May 31, 2009, 12:18:48 AM »

Well I haven't been this disinterested in E3 since the last E3.

I know, I'm cool, too.

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Author Topic: E3 Love thread (Read 7732 times)