Author Topic: Ubisoft Conference. (Read 4583 times)

cool breeze · « **Reply #60 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:49:36 PM »

Pele

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #61 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:49:43 PM »

Pele still looks great.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #62 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:49:59 PM »

What a failue

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #63 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:50:55 PM »

Poor Joel...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #64 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:51:29 PM »

hey dumb bitch you're supposed to translate

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #65 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:51:41 PM »

It's the James Cameron Effect. You're not allowed to show games, you just ramble on about shit for hours.

cool breeze · « **Reply #66 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:51:44 PM »

price is right fail noise

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #67 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:52:17 PM »

I hope Joel gets to make fun of this on The Soup Friday night.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #68 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 01, 2009, 09:47:15 PM

looks incredible

haters annihilated

yup

Barry Egan · « **Reply #69 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:53:39 PM »

THIS IS BORING

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #70 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:53:53 PM »

Im going to play Infamous. Fuck this boring shit.

demi · « **Reply #71 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:55:00 PM »

ubisoft's conferences are as wellbuilt as their games... lmao

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #72 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:56:22 PM »

harry potter soccer

cool breeze · « **Reply #73 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:57:07 PM »

soccer meets harry potter

yeah

demi · « **Reply #74 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:57:39 PM »

harry potter soccer? lmao

Diunx · « **Reply #75 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:58:02 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #76 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:59:12 PM »

She tried to translate while he was talking and failed

Barry Egan · « **Reply #77 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:59:28 PM »

THANKS PELE. JESUS.

Crushed · « **Reply #78 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:01:03 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 01, 2009, 09:54:23 PM

Has M+ been tested by the media? The game looks gud but I'm still concerned about the responsiveness controls if what we saw just now is of any indication.

Like, last year's E3. Worked fine with the Wii Sports Resort sword fighting games.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #79 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 01, 2009, 09:54:23 PM

Has M+ been tested by the media? The game looks gud but I'm still concerned about the responsiveness controls if what we saw just now is of any indication.

Last year a bit with Resort, but it's been tested more recently with the updated tech of M+ in Grand Slam Tennis, and it gets nothing but glowing praise.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #80 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:03:28 PM »

I didn't believe in WII M + until they showed GST and the tennis guy was really enjoying himself.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #81 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 01, 2009, 10:03:04 PM

Quote from: Crushed on June 01, 2009, 10:01:03 PM
Like, last year's E3. Worked fine with the Wii Sports Resort sword fighting games.

I thought so, it's just that what I saw today wasn't very promising. It's ~~hard~~ impossible to judge though from the feeds.

Try watching the IGN walkthrough of it, it's a bit more enlightening. Also, I mean, they kinda have to develop a lag for these things, because apparently M+ is a little too precise.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #82 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:06:54 PM »

HOly shit SC looks awesome and I hate SC.

drew · « **Reply #83 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:07:41 PM »

INFILTRATE THE MANSION

SO AWESOME

demi · « **Reply #84 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:12:13 PM »

god i want splinter cell so bad

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #85 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:12:46 PM »

why the fuck is it exclusive

pilonv1 · « **Reply #86 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:13:34 PM »

lol they showed the pele soccer shit?

SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #87 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:15:53 PM »

Can't wait to play this in 200never

demi · « **Reply #88 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:19:27 PM »

Joel is really flopping this. He should probably stick to youtube video commentary

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #89 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:19:40 PM »

"You, uh, want the undercoating with that? I'll throw in the, uh, fuzzy dice if yous buys it now."

wtf. Are they getting paid by the word?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #90 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:21:45 PM »

sounds like he doesnt have much material

if only there was a tyra game

Barry Egan · « **Reply #91 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:25:02 PM »

I'm glad the tween market is flourishing so that this guy can nourish his alcoholism

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #92 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:25:43 PM »

i didn't even bother watching this one

cool breeze · « **Reply #93 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:26:34 PM »

this is fucking awful

bring back the cool guy with the beard and cane

Oblivion · « **Reply #94 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:26:50 PM »

Where da Assassin's Creed 2 at?

cool breeze · « **Reply #95 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:30:26 PM »

I think Cohen just fed Joel a joke

Crushed · « **Reply #96 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 01, 2009, 10:34:19 PM

Do the Raven Rabbids games still attach "Rayman" to their titles or did they break off?

This new game breaks off.

Vizzys · « **Reply #97 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:46:44 PM »

co a bunga

Bildi · « **Reply #98 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:49:13 PM »

So no AC2 yet?

They must be saving it until the end because they know they have GOTY2009 on their hands.

But after all the shit they've shown nobody will be there to see it.

BG&E2 would be nice also.

cool breeze · « **Reply #99 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:49:30 PM »

I zoned out for a while there until I heard Assassin's Creed

Bildi · « **Reply #100 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:53:59 PM »

About frickin' time.

demi · « **Reply #101 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:54:48 PM »

gunwrists, sweet

cool breeze · « **Reply #102 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:55:46 PM »

knife gun is awesome

and is it over?

Bildi · « **Reply #103 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:58:29 PM »

Boy am I glad I didn't sit through their whole conference for that tiny pre-rendered snippet.

BORING.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #104 on:** June 01, 2009, 11:01:15 PM »

I'm fast forwarding through the conference right now.

Would it kill them to make a new Rayman game?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #105 on:** June 01, 2009, 11:01:52 PM »

No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #106 on:** June 01, 2009, 11:28:30 PM »

That was the most horrible 1+ hour of my life.

You know what's crazy? Nfags actually have Rabbids Go Home and TMNT Smash in their list of amazing third-party Wii games this year.

I mean, really? Do these people have stock in Nintendo? It's unbelievable.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #107 on:** June 01, 2009, 11:43:42 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 01, 2009, 11:01:52 PM

No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

this was known for a while though.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #108 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:03:36 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 01, 2009, 11:43:42 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 01, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

this was known for a while though.

Alright, but what about no fucking Ghost Recon?

Bildi · « **Reply #109 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:11:33 AM »

I think Ruse is indeed a RTS based on the first announcement trailer I saw. Haven't seen anything from E3 though.

I just watched some of the IGN walkthrough for Red Steel 2. I had zero interest in the first and never played it but the sequel looks a lot better. The movement of the gun in front of you looks less distinguished mentally-challenged for a start and it seems you can turn properly. Sword stuff looked interesting too.

treythemovie · « **Reply #110 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:12:10 AM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 01, 2009, 11:28:30 PM

That was the most horrible 1+ hour of my life.

You know what's crazy? Nfags actually have Rabbids Go Home and TMNT Smash in their list of amazing third-party Wii games this year.

I mean, really? Do these people have stock in Nintendo? It's unbelievable.

Of all the games you could attack people for listing, you choose Rabbids and TMNT? Two of the few Wii games that have an ounce of effort? Com'n.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #111 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:34:50 AM »

Quote from: treythemovie on June 02, 2009, 12:12:10 AM

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 01, 2009, 11:28:30 PM
That was the most horrible 1+ hour of my life.

You know what's crazy? Nfags actually have Rabbids Go Home and TMNT Smash in their list of amazing third-party Wii games this year.

I mean, really? Do these people have stock in Nintendo? It's unbelievable.

Of all the games you could attack people for listing, you choose Rabbids and TMNT? Two of the few Wii games that have an ounce of effort? Com'n.

That TMNT game looked absolutely terrible, bro. I don't know what to tell you. If a game like that dropped on 360 or PS3, it wouldn't even warrant a thread (on any forum). Don't let that stop Nintendo fans from hyping it up for 50 pages and garnering 100,000 views in the process.

chronovore · « **Reply #112 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 01, 2009, 11:43:42 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 01, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
No BG&E 2, son of a bitch

this was known for a while though.

It was known that it would not show at E3? I mean, even with that supposed gameplay/target-render video that leaked?

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Author Topic: Ubisoft Conference. (Read 4583 times)