Author Topic: What's up with this whole "hour long" shit i keep hearing from some dudes?  (Read 7811 times)

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Tristam

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Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?


Saint Cornelius

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Ah, I too mistook what someone was saying
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Kestastrophe

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For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
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Much better than the ole hotdog/hallway so to speak.
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Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure.  :P

translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool

:bow :swiss cock :bow2

Saint Cornelius

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I don't know what's going on all of a sudden but I'm going to masturbate, regardless
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 :nsfw
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Tristam

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Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure.  :P

translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool

:bow :swiss cock :bow2

Pics plz.  :teehee

tehjaybo

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Besides, who the fuck keeps a bottle of lube around for vaginal intercourse?
i do  :-\  :-[

doesn't matter how wet and how much foreplay, there's no going in without lube. just doesn't work.

For reals? The vagina can naturally expand to accept huge organs and objects. Are you packing a 12-inch dong?
anatomically speaking, length has very little to do with it. without going into too much detail, it's just a combo of proportions that are on the verge of being incompatible. which isn't to say that it doesn't to some extent also add to the pleasure.  :P

translation: thick cock, tight pussy :teehee :drool

:bow :swiss cock :bow2

Pics plz.  :teehee
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Saint Cornelius

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Google "Angel Jay" and pretend.
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Tristam

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Google "Angel Jay" and pretend.

SC is good for something.

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I was talking about Jarosh.  :hyper
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DJ_Tet

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I just came.  Now I'm ready to go for the long haul  :-*
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Kara

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okay fine but still, the hysteria level is pretty fucking high in here. "good luck finding a girl that will stay wet" was a doozy from page one; um, that's why you keep a bottle of lube around?

EB: missionary for ten minutes with the lights off. In bed by 11.

Saint Cornelius

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EB: missionary for ten minutes with the lights off. In bed by 11.

 :lol

Alcohol and I wont come at all by the way.

You know, it didn't really bother me when I was younger, but within the last year or two I've discovered that I can't even finish myself off when I'm drunk. I just start to cry and curl up into a ball.
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recursivelyenumerable

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don't we have a PDA rule here at the bore
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Saint Cornelius

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I don't REALLY cry and curl up into a ball ;)

I just give up and move onto something else
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Bildi

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Sounds like a mental block more than a physical one.  They've got super thin ones nowadays too!  I find it much easier to climax knowing that there will be no babies as a result.  Babies are a boner killer.

In my case it's stimulation issue - I can't get enough stimulation from a vagina.

It's called "distinguished mentally-challenged ejaculation" and yeah, I "suffer" from it. Since I've been "dealing" with it for nearly 18 years, I can tell you that some women love it, others don't. Almost all of them get frustrated with the fact that they can't make me cum, even though it's not their fault.

for some reason I can never come during sexual intercourse, I guess its multi-tasking or something. so yeah I can go for an hour no sweat. Then its JO all over her time  8)

We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat

Never had to use lube for vaginal intercourse. I only need to use (lots of) lube for anal.

I've never needed it even for anal.  Maybe I just have super-spit. :tophat

Kara

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We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat

We need a better name. "distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation" is an epithet created by the mundanes to make themselves feel better about being inferior.

Reb

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I tried to fake an orgams once.

It didn't work.

 :'(

*girl tugging*
- Kosma fake moaning
girl: "Oh no you don't!"
*girl keeps tugging it till it bleeds*

I dunno why my imagination only allows for a tugjob.
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The Sceneman

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We should form a distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation Borito club. :heartbeat

We need a better name. "distinguished mentally-challenged Ejaculation" is an epithet created by the mundanes to make themselves feel better about being inferior.

Im not sure if its inferiorty, it just something Ive got going on *shrug* some girls have been upset cos they thought they were the problem and didnt turn me on but generally I dont mind. The visual aspect of my orgasm is quite important to me anyhow so Im cool with it
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