SOCIALISM

[Phoenix Dark]

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[Tieno]

Fucking commies

[BlueTsunami]

FoC is on Google right now, looking for a partially relevant but wholly inaccurate response to copy

[The Fake Shemp]

just wait till obama is forcing you to work 18 hours a day killing your grandparents

"GRANDMA NOOOOOOOO!"

[recursivelyenumerable]

just wait till obama is forcing you to work 18 hours a day killing your grandparents

i already do this.  it's not so bad.

[Brehvolution]

"KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY MEDICAID!!!"

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Typical conversation with a liberal.

Me: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are evil and we should do more to stop them.
Me: How do you feel about monopolies?
Liberal: We should break up monopolies. Monopolies are evil.

Me: Why do you support the largest organization in the world having a monopoly on healthcare?

Liberal's head asplodes.

[Barry Egan]

you've never actually had that conversation.

[Van Cruncheon]

FoC: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are fine as long as they pay their taxes and are properly regulated, and return something to the society that created them and supports them.
FoC: <sputter> Well, what about monopolies?
Liberal: Depends on the market they are serving or the greater social value proposition they address. Nothing is inherently evil; the context sets the parameters for evaluating the best form of an institution, and what the limiting factors for properly serving the public need are.
FoC: <shrieks, thumps the fountainhead, fouls self> SOCIALIST!!!!!!!!!

[Mandark]

FoC's dialogue is like a lolbertarian take on The Atheist Professor and The Chalk.

We should give them their own AaTh numbers.

[Great Rumbler]

Typical conversation with a liberal.

Me: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are evil and we should do more to stop them.
Me: How do you feel about monopolies?
Liberal: We should break up monopolies. Monopolies are evil.

Me: Why do you support the largest organization in the world having a monopoly on healthcare?

Liberal's head asplodes.

.

[Tauntaun]

if i lived in a fantasy world where nothing i ever said would ever have any relevance to the real world i'd rather wish for magic powers or a dragon or some shit rather than limited government.

More like magical powers AND a dragon to ride on.  That'd be tits. 

[Tieno]

Typical conversation with a liberal.

Me: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are evil and we should do more to stop them.
Me: How do you feel about monopolies?
Liberal: We should break up monopolies. Monopolies are evil.

Me: Why do you support the largest organization in the world having a monopoly on healthcare?

Liberal's head asplodes.

Why did you stop using the words "large company" and change it for the words "large organization"? Are they the interchangeable? 

[demi]

COMMIES, ALL OF YOU

How does it feel to pay for my health and well-being in the near future, honey boo?

[The Fake Shemp]

When we have government run healthcare, I'm going to go to the doctor's office twice a week just to screw with FoC.

[demi]

We should get physicals every DAY. It's not gay if a doctor does it 

[The Fake Shemp]

And flu shots twice a year!

[The Fake Shemp]

Let's get needless prescriptions so we can max out our prescription healthcare benefits before next tax season!

[Mr. Gundam]

free abortions

"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."

[The Fake Shemp]

Is it possible to abort my illegitimate child and euthanize my grandparents... simultaneously?

[Tauntaun]

COMMIES, ALL OF YOU

u mad? 

[Diunx]

So if Kosma becomes a us citizen FOC will be paying for his AIDS drugs?

[Oblivion]

Typical conversation with a liberal.

Me: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are evil and we should do more to stop them.
Me: How do you feel about monopolies?
Liberal: We should break up monopolies. Monopolies are evil.

Me: Why do you support the largest organization in the world having a monopoly on healthcare?

Liberal's head asplodes.

THEY DON'T AND WON'T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON HEALTH CARE WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING THIS

[Tauntaun]

COMMIES, ALL OF YOU

u mad? 

Never with you.

[The Fake Shemp]

I think we should all take turns getting unnecessary, elective surgery every month on Flame's tax dollars.

[The Fake Shemp]

I am going to get a third nipple that squirts pomegranate juice.

[Phoenix Dark]

Hopefully the death panels will allow participation from tax paying, young Americans so we can vote on who lives/dies, preferably through an American Idol type completion

Pat Buchanan vs Henry Kissinger gooo

[demi]

FoC dont work mayne. I think this plan will backfire.

[Himu]

I'm proud to be a communist.

[Tieno]

Is it possible to abort my illegitimate child and euthanize my grandparents... simultaneously?

It will all be possible! A land of plenty awaits you!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm proud to be a communist.

*submits your name to death panel*

[Van Cruncheon]

you see? foc, as any devout libertarian must, views society as inherently sinful and which needs the FREE MARKET JESUS to punish the weak of spirit and faith! perhaps he and his christian brothers are not so different after all.  

for we, like him, are weak and must be saved :buddychrist

a laying on of invisible hands, plz

[Tauntaun]

I want wolverine claws. 

[Oblivion]

black muslim commie...sounds like a certain "president" (where's the birth certificate?) i know...

stole my joke


just like obama is stealing our freedoms ;_;

[Tauntaun]

done.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think I'll spend my heath care tokenz on skin whitening, and get my hair straightened  :sp0rsk1

[Don Flamenco]

FoC:

Typical conversation with a liberal.

Me: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are evil and we should do more to stop them.
Me: How do you feel about monopolies?
Liberal: We should break up monopolies. Monopolies are evil.

Me: Why do you support the largest organization in the world having a monopoly on healthcare?

Liberal's head asplodes.

Me: You never had that conversation

[The Fake Shemp]

Where do we sign up to become RoboCop?

[Brehvolution]

I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
getting denied coverage by private insurance companeeeeeeeees

 

[Barry Egan]

Kranz Fafka:

FoC:

Typical conversation with a liberal.

Me: How do you feel about large companies?
Liberal: They are evil and we should do more to stop them.
Me: How do you feel about monopolies?
Liberal: We should break up monopolies. Monopolies are evil.

Me: Why do you support the largest organization in the world having a monopoly on healthcare?

Liberal's head asplodes.

Me: You never had that conversation

Me: I already had this conversation!

[Oblivion]

Can we have FoC's taxes fund rape rooms as well?

[Dickie Dee]

How House Bill Runs Over Grandma
By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Friday, July 31, 2009 4:20 PM PT

Rationing: In the recesses of the House health care "reform" bill is a provision for end-of-life counseling for seniors. Don't worry, granny, they're from the government and they're here to help.

At a town hall meeting at AARP headquarters in Washington, D.C., President Obama was asked by a woman from North Carolina if it was true "that everyone that's Medicare age will be visited and told they have to decide how they wish to die."

At first, the president joked that not enough government workers existed to ask the elderly how they wanted to die. The idea, he said, was to encourage the use of living wills and that critics were misrepresenting the intent of the "end of life" counseling provided for in the House bill. He did not say, "No, they wouldn't be contacted."

This administration, pledging to cut medical costs and for which "cost-effectiveness" is a new mantra, knows that a quarter of Medicare spending is made in a patient's final year of life. Certainly the British were aware when they nationalized their medical system.

The controlling of medical costs in countries such as Britain through rationing, and the health consequences thereof are legendary. The stories of people dying on a waiting list or being denied altogether read like a horror movie script.

The U.K.'s National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) basically figures out who deserves treatment by using a cost-utility analysis based on the "quality adjusted life year."

One year in perfect health gets you one point. Deductions are taken for blindness, for being in a wheelchair and so on.

The more points you have, the more your life is considered worth saving, and the likelier you are to get care.

People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.

The British are praised for spending half as much per capita on medical care. How they do it is another matter. The NICE people say that Britain cannot afford to spend $20,000 to extend a life by six months. So if care will cost $1 more, you get to curl up in a corner and die.

In March, NICE ruled against the use of two drugs, Lapatinib and Sutent, that prolong the life of those with certain forms of breast and stomach cancer.

The British have succeeded in putting a price tag on human life, as we are about to.

Can't happen here, you say? "One troubling provision of the House bill," writes Betsy McCaughey in the New York Post, "compels seniors to submit to a counseling session every five years (and more often if they become sick or go into a nursing home) about alternatives for end-of-life care (House bill, Pages 425-430)."

One of the Obama administration's top medical care advisers is Oxford- and Harvard-educated bioethicist Ezekiel Emanuel. Yes, he's the brother of White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and has the ear of his brother and the president.

"Calls for changing physician training and culture are perennial and usually ignored," he wrote last June in the Journal of the American Medical Association. "However, the progression in end-of-life care mentality from 'do everything' to more palliative care shows that change in physician norms and practices is possible."

Emanuel sees a problem in the Hippocratic Oath doctors take to first do no harm, compelling them "as an imperative to do everything for the patient regardless of cost or effect on others," thereby avoiding the inevitable move toward "socially sustainable, cost-effective care."

During the June 24 ABC infomercial on health care broadcast from the White House, Obama confessed that if "it's my family member, if it's my wife, if it's my children, if it's my grandmother, I always want them to get the very best care."

Not, apparently, if it's your grandmother.

[Himu]

black muslim commie...sounds like a certain "president" (where's the birth certificate?) i know...

we have larger numbers than you think.

[Phoenix Dark]

black muslim commie...sounds like a certain "president" (where's the birth certificate?) i know...

we have larger numbers than you think.

numbers as in your wrap sheet?

[Mandark]

Argh, someone tell me how to embed a starting point when posting a youtube video. 

[Tieno]

Argh, someone tell me how to embed a starting point when posting a youtube video. 

add #t=0m0s

[Mandark]

I think we should all take turns getting unnecessary, elective surgery every month on Flame's tax dollars.

#t=8m22s

[jiji]

How House Bill Runs Over Grandma
People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.

oh dear 

[Van Cruncheon]

I think we should all take turns getting unnecessary, elective surgery every month on Flame's tax dollars.

#t=8m22s

wait, does foc even make enough to be taxed?

[The Fake Shemp]

Maintaining a trust fund is hard work!

[Himu]

black muslim commie...sounds like a certain "president" (where's the birth certificate?) i know...

we have larger numbers than you think.

numbers as in your wrap sheet?

Black Muslim Communists?! Why, I never 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

yeah what the fuck does FoC even do

Goes on digg

[Dickie Dee]

yeah what the fuck does FoC even do

He's gone Galt obviously

[Kestastrophe]

In his defense, Rand novels are quite time consuming

[FlameOfCallandor]

I'm still waiting for socialized magic the gathering. Why can't we have that?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Of course I still think their should be a public option for magic the gathering. But it's totally ridiculous that in the 21st century we have citizens that do not play magic the gathering.

[Phoenix Dark]

So you're saying magic the gathering=prostrate exam?

[Kestastrophe]

FoC analogies