Author Topic: SO HOW'S EVERYONES MARRIAGE GOING? and other overly personal questions thread (Read 12799 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** August 17, 2009, 05:48:01 PM »

SO? Are you two getting along well? Any recent lulls to speak of? When is the last time you masturbated behind her back? Was she involved in the fantasy?

Please feel obligated to respond.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:50:54 PM »

My marriage with Jinfash is stressful; I think he's seeing other men.

All he does is go to work and come home with dinner - that I make - on the table, while I slave away keeping after his many children.

I'm really stressed out and I wish Jinfash would give me the attention I deserve.

There's obviously another man.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:51:59 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:53:11 PM »

That's nice Himu. What's your social security number?

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:54:18 PM »

739-52-4782

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:55:10 PM »

I think Jinfash is seeing BlackMage behind my back.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:55:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2009, 05:54:18 PM

739-52-4782

i just looked up your credit report

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:02:31 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:05:56 PM »

Now that EB owns Himuru's identity, we can finally move forward with our plans.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2009, 05:50:54 PM

My marriage with Jinfash

You son of a bitch

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:29:15 PM »

I only wear nice things for you when you're good to me!

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 17, 2009, 06:13:03 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2009, 05:50:54 PM
My marriage with Jinfash

You son of a bitch

I told you I found another man, Juice. You never got the message, apparently.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:50:36 PM »

my marriage to Visual Studio 2008 is kinda stressful atm too :'(

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:57:02 PM »

Muckhole and I get along rather well.

Oblivion · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2009, 08:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 17, 2009, 06:05:56 PM

Now that EB owns Himuru's identity, we can finally move forward with our plans.

Turning him in to Homeland Security?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2009, 08:17:32 PM »

just had my 12th anniversary!

me and my beezy

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2009, 08:21:42 PM »

As long as I pay my half I can stay.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 17, 2009, 05:48:01 PM

When is the last time you masturbated behind her back? Was she involved in the fantasy?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:56:58 PM »

I don't have a marriage, but I do have a new roommate. I was gonna make a thread about how much he's like me, then he committed major SMH Sins.

Last night I got home from a stressful day of working for my parents and I noticed music was being blasted uber high upstairs. Naturally I went up to see my new roommate shirtless in his room listening to it. I didn't pay it much mind, even though he seemed startled I was home and turned it down a bit. But when I got into my room and settled down I started hearing the lyrics of said music. He was bumping Christian rap :'(

Then I was watching Magnolia last night in the basement and he came down to get some food. He heard Tom Cruise's respect da cock speech and asked me if I was watching an X rated film $:-\$

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 17, 2009, 08:06:56 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on August 17, 2009, 06:05:56 PM
Now that EB owns Himuru's identity, we can finally move forward with our plans.

Turning him in to Homeland Security?

...yes, but only after we've blackmailed him in to "socializing" his puckerhole.

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2009, 09:56:58 PM

I don't have a marriage, but I do have a new roommate. I was gonna make a thread about how much he's like me, then he committed major SMH Sins.

Last night I got home from a stressful day of working for my parents and I noticed music was being blasted uber high upstairs. Naturally I went up to see my new roommate shirtless in his room listening to it. I didn't pay it much mind, even though he seemed startled I was home and turned it down a bit. But when I got into my room and settled down I started hearing the lyrics of said music. He was bumping Christian rap :'(

Then I was watching Magnolia last night in the basement and he came down to get some food. He heard Tom Cruise's respect da cock speech and asked me if I was watching an X rated film $:-\$

I don't think I could deal with living with a roommate ever again.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:20:11 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 17, 2009, 08:17:32 PM

just had my 12th anniversary!

me and my beezy

your interpersonal skills

so the question everyone's dying to know: what is the secret to a successful marriage? (two sentences or less)

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:24:23 PM »

Also what's the pin number of your ATM card?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:53:03 PM »

What Maurice described aren't even real roommate issues.

chronovore · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:56:41 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 17, 2009, 10:20:11 PM

so the question everyone's dying to know: what is the secret to a successful marriage? (two sentences or less)

Don't just get married because your friends are doing it.
Don't get married out of fear of being alone.
Don't marry anyone who tolerates your own bullshit.
Don't listen to anyone who thinks a marriage success plan can be written in two sentences or less.

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:02:27 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2009, 09:56:58 PM

I don't have a marriage, but I do have a new roommate. I was gonna make a thread about how much he's like me, then he committed major SMH Sins.

Last night I got home from a stressful day of working for my parents and I noticed music was being blasted uber high upstairs. Naturally I went up to see my new roommate shirtless in his room listening to it. I didn't pay it much mind, even though he seemed startled I was home and turned it down a bit. But when I got into my room and settled down I started hearing the lyrics of said music. He was bumping Christian rap :'(

Then I was watching Magnolia last night in the basement and he came down to get some food. He heard Tom Cruise's respect da cock speech and asked me if I was watching an X rated film $:-\$

Your roommate sounds fine. You dweeb.

Bildi · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:06:22 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 17, 2009, 11:56:41 PM

Quote from: Chipopo on August 17, 2009, 10:20:11 PM
so the question everyone's dying to know: what is the secret to a successful marriage? (two sentences or less)

Don't just get married.
Don't get married.
Don't marry anyone.
Don't listen to anyone.

I deleted some redundant parts of your sentences.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #26 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:29:55 AM »

jeez, i haven't been married quite as long as Prole but i have been with the same woman (living together, then married) for over 14yrs now. Good news is we only have 16yrs to go before we're rid of this kid

Barry Egan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:34:53 AM »

what do you hate most about your child?

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:36:10 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 17, 2009, 10:24:23 PM

Also what's the pin number of your ATM card?

last 4 digits of ss#

Bildi · « **Reply #29 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:36:25 AM »

Chipopo

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:37:43 AM »

lol @ only having 1 kid.

No wonder white people are becoming the minority.

Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:39:13 AM »

When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #32 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:41:33 AM »

we already pull the race card. They actually send you the card in the mail if you're registered Republican. Have YOU ever actually pulled the race card?

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:42:55 AM »

Nope

Can't wait for Mexicans to take over the country.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:43:07 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 12:39:13 AM

When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?

Have you seen fox news?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #35 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:43:17 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 18, 2009, 12:37:43 AM

lol @ only having 1 kid.
No wonder white people are becoming the minority.

Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".

I have sinned doubly by having a kid that is only half-white!

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:43:59 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 18, 2009, 12:43:07 AM

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 12:39:13 AM
When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?

Have you seen fox news?

I try my hardest to ignore fox news :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #37 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:44:52 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2009, 12:43:17 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 18, 2009, 12:37:43 AM
lol @ only having 1 kid.
No wonder white people are becoming the minority.

Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".

I have sinned doubly by having a kid that is only half-white!

I'm going to go ahead and assume that this response also applies to my question.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:46:07 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2009, 12:43:17 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 18, 2009, 12:37:43 AM
lol @ only having 1 kid.
No wonder white people are becoming the minority.

Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".

I have sinned doubly by having a kid that is only half-white!

One drop rule works this way too.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:46:42 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 12:43:59 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 18, 2009, 12:43:07 AM
Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 12:39:13 AM
When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?

Have you seen fox news?

I try my hardest to ignore fox news :'(

Good man!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #40 on:** August 18, 2009, 02:55:20 AM »

tmi Borys. tmi.

chronovore · « **Reply #41 on:** August 18, 2009, 03:17:53 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 18, 2009, 02:55:20 AM

tmi Borys. tmi.

I don't think he meant "Paris Hilton," so no worries.

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I'm spending our anniversary in Olivia Munn.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2009, 06:19:26 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 17, 2009, 10:53:03 PM

What Maurice described aren't even real roommate issues.

Sure he's not a filthy slob like my last roommate but he IS weird. right...? :'(

bork · « **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2009, 06:23:30 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2009, 06:19:26 AM

Sure he's not a filthy slob like my last roommate but he IS weird. right...? :'(

Dunno; he isn't the one posting about roommates in a marriage thread.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:57:01 AM »

Is there even a reason to get married these days?

chronovore · « **Reply #45 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:14:07 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on August 18, 2009, 08:57:01 AM

Is there even a reason to get married these days?

Try that one on your GF and see how it goes over.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:29:38 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 18, 2009, 10:14:07 AM

Quote from: T EXP on August 18, 2009, 08:57:01 AM
Is there even a reason to get married these days?

Try that one on your GF and see how it goes over.

It will only prove his point. Then her plan falls apart and she can't demand half of everything

Tauntaun · « **Reply #47 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:40:11 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on August 18, 2009, 10:34:34 AM

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what do you hate most about your child?

his adept cock blocking skills.

That's what chloroform is for.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** August 18, 2009, 03:58:23 PM »

That's not what I read on Facebook!

twerd · « **Reply #49 on:** August 18, 2009, 04:59:52 PM »

is tauntaun always so alluring yet frightening?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #50 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:12:26 PM »

Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 04:59:52 PM

is tauntaun always so alluring yet frightening?

It's sort of like this

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Then like this

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Then you make the 'O' face, like this

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** August 18, 2009, 05:55:36 PM »

You forgot to add "feeling gooooooooood" to the end of that sentence.

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I see you need more time in the dumpster wine boi.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:20:29 PM »

tauntaun only hurts the first time

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and every subsequent time as well :'(

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lennedsay · « **Reply #53 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:24:54 PM »

Our first wedding anniversary is at the end of the month. He's still alive, so it's going pretty well.

chronovore · « **Reply #54 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:33:30 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 18, 2009, 10:29:38 AM

Quote from: chronovore on August 18, 2009, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: T EXP on August 18, 2009, 08:57:01 AM
Is there even a reason to get married these days?

Try that one on your GF and see how it goes over.

It will only prove his point. Then her plan falls apart and she can't demand half of everything

My wife made me a French Toast breakfast before heading out for work this morning. How did your day start? :moresmug

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:35:07 PM »

Took a shit, jerked off in the shower, made some eggs. Played some Onechanbara. Pretty good.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #56 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:36:43 PM »

Was the shit the most satisfying part?

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:37:22 PM »

Not really.

drew · « **Reply #58 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:12:10 PM »

woke up at 10 am, peed, filled out a university of toledo application, called the university of cincinnati for a fax, took application over to ut, napped until 5:30, jerked off, peed, watched daytime tv, drank beer, watched mad men season 1 on ninjavideo, drank beer, watched more mad men, drank beer, watched weeds, drank beer, bought beer, bought cigarettes, drank beer, and am currently watching more mad men

Bildi · « **Reply #59 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:14:50 PM »

Sounds like more peeing is on the cards, drew.

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Author Topic: SO HOW'S EVERYONES MARRIAGE GOING? and other overly personal questions thread (Read 12799 times)