Author Topic: Peeing in the sink? WTF? (Read 6307 times)

Ellrick · « **Reply #60 on:** August 19, 2009, 10:13:40 AM »

Quote from: MCD on August 19, 2009, 06:54:55 AM

i fapped in a sink once...

I had to shit in the sink once. I had swallowed an 8ball after getting pulled over once, and had to comb through my doodie for it.

Dont judge me.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #61 on:** August 19, 2009, 10:33:35 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2009, 03:21:42 AM

I remember having explosive shits once and someone was in the only bathroom (using the toilet already). Shit went mission critical, I had to pull up one of those midsize waste baskets (which was still a little above my waist line), duck into a closet and shit in it. I had to tilt the basket so that lined up with my asshole and back. Worse moment of my life.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #62 on:** August 19, 2009, 10:36:16 AM »

Quote from: Ellrick on August 19, 2009, 10:13:40 AM

Quote from: MCD on August 19, 2009, 06:54:55 AM
i fapped in a sink once...

I had to shit in the sink once. I had swallowed an 8ball after getting pulled over once, and had to comb through my doodie for it.

Dont judge me.

Omg, please tell me this is true. But why even bother swallowing it unless he had reason to search the car?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #63 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:20:01 AM »

I have done this, when I lived in a house that (due to construction projects) for several weeks had no bathroom.

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:40:57 AM »

Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:18:40 PM

you're right...

it'll probably be himuro because he too seems to love hugging trees.

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
real men pee in the shower to save water
what a pussy.

You're a tree hugger? Eeee yuck.

twerd · « **Reply #65 on:** August 19, 2009, 01:34:37 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 19, 2009, 11:40:57 AM

Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
you're right...

it'll probably be himuro because he too seems to love hugging trees.

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
real men pee in the shower to save water
what a pussy.

You're a tree hugger? Eeee yuck.

no, sonny bono was.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #66 on:** August 19, 2009, 03:45:49 PM »

I piss in the bathroom's sink of my one bedroom apartment. Feels good, man.

Kara · « **Reply #67 on:** August 19, 2009, 04:21:22 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on August 19, 2009, 06:25:12 AM

With 'sink' most of these people refer to the bathroom sink, not the kitchen sink. Jesus christ.

I pissed in someone's kitchen sink once. Straight into the drain and they had no dishes in there. I also pissed into like 7 beer bottles on that guy's balcony once.

Bildi · « **Reply #68 on:** August 19, 2009, 08:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 19, 2009, 06:04:16 AM

IVOR THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Also sink-pisser.

Pissing in the kitchen sink is pretty gross guys. Bathroom and laundry are fair game (although why you'd piss in the bathroom sink when the shower is right there is beyond me).

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #69 on:** August 19, 2009, 08:13:49 PM »

Peeing in the shower is also great.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #70 on:** August 19, 2009, 09:09:04 PM »

Pissing during my morning shower is a must.

demi · « **Reply #71 on:** August 19, 2009, 09:24:09 PM »

peeing on yourself is even better

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #72 on:** August 19, 2009, 09:25:40 PM »

Referenced once, but still needed:

Tauntaun · « **Reply #73 on:** August 19, 2009, 10:08:27 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #74 on:** August 20, 2009, 02:19:47 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 19, 2009, 08:07:07 PM

(although why you'd piss in the bathroom sink when the shower is right there is beyond me).

Water conservation! 1.6 gallons per flush. Or something.

Rman · « **Reply #75 on:** August 20, 2009, 03:37:53 AM »

@ the comic

Beezy · « **Reply #76 on:** August 20, 2009, 04:36:07 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on August 19, 2009, 07:44:06 AM

White people! ya'll crazy!

Cyanista · « **Reply #77 on:** August 20, 2009, 11:15:16 PM »

This thread is gross

chronovore · « **Reply #78 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:14:03 AM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 20, 2009, 11:15:16 PM

This thread is gross

THE VOICE OF THE TOILET-SEAT-RAISING DEMANDING OPPRESSOR IS REVEALED!

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(OPPRESSTRIX?)

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #79 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:16:33 AM »

I thought the sexes were pretty much in agreement that the toilet seat should be RAISED before use.

Another myth shattered

Tauntaun · « **Reply #80 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 20, 2009, 11:15:16 PM

This thread is gross

Female, pee no her!

Cyanista

Take that internet womanz!

twerd · « **Reply #81 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:49:30 PM »

i had parked next to some bushes last night and some drunk guy tried to piss on the side of my car and had pulled his dick out before i knocked on the glass notifying him that people were in the car and he ran off scared.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #82 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:06:02 PM »

A couple of weeks ago I was going to a blues club in NYC and there was some guy, had to have been drunk out of his mind because he was pissing on the side of the road behind some car but still in full view.

twerd · « **Reply #83 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:50:08 PM »

one of the people on the floor of my dorm last year drunkedly peed IN FRONT of the cops. like, his pee stream interrupted their walk. needless to say, he was arrested.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #84 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:04:08 PM »

Ellrick · « **Reply #85 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:35:43 PM »

I once pulled over to the side of the very desolate northern stretch of I95 in Maine to pee, after I had started I noticed some weird white structure on the ground not far from me. It took me a while to realize it was a giant ribcage of some sort, I guessed moose, and it was gnarly. I start feeling kinda anxious knowing now that ive stuck my dick into a kill zone, but I tell myself the bones are partly bleached, and its so huge it had to die of natural causes, there are no grizzly bears in Maine, Im fine.

Then I hear a crack and rustle in the woods before I had totally calmed myself down, it was fucking loud, and I was in the middle of nowhere. It was a stretch where there are no towns within 45mins driving 80mph. So I flipped into flight mode while my dick was still set to pee, and I stumble backwards spritzing the fuck out of my shoes and pants in a panic to save my dick from the phantom forest monster.

I wasnt even halfway back up the embankment before I realized what a douchebag I am.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #86 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:51:56 PM »

Having experienced those stretches of nothing in Maine/New Hampshire/Vermont I would have done the same

chronovore · « **Reply #87 on:** August 23, 2009, 11:28:21 AM »

EPIC LOL at Ellrick's pisscapades.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #88 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:40:43 PM »

LOL at "pisscapades"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #89 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:18:53 PM »

i had a drunk roommate piss up a corner of our dorm room, and MAN he had a fuckin' firehose going on because i swear a good 8th of the carpet was flooded. god it reeked so bad

Barry Egan · « **Reply #90 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:25:26 PM »

I once had the bed sheet I was wearing for a toga party unfurl in to the crossfire. Drunk and forced to think fast, I threw it out the window and attended the rest of the party bare-chested. I feel bad for whoever was on the stoop down below. $:-\$

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