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GilloD

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Evilbore Dudes and Dudettes,

I graduated college in May. Over the last 6 months, I've swing back down to the ol' haunt for a weekend, oh, twice now. I drink and break things that don't belong to me, insult school officials and generally cause a boatload of mayhem for those around me. It's a nice way to escape the city. The last time I went down there I bumped into my old friend. We'll call her, uhm, Murray. Wait. That sounds gay-tastic! We'll call her Susan.

Anyway, Susan and I really hit off. She's beautiful, a total grade A, certifiable fucking genius, well-read, great taste in music and film, blah blah. We made out for awhile, slept in a tent that had no poles, watched the sunrise and then I had to get back to New York.I had sort of figured, begrudgingly, that that was that (Mattress man). A few days later she shot me an e-mail about this and that, about economics and politics and philosophy and odds and ends. I replied and it's been back and forth 2 or 3 times a day since. These are long e-mails, ladies and gentleman. 1500+ words a pop. I don't want you to think I'm getting worked up over "oh hey herez a picture of a dog sniffing his butt lolz".

She has a little coffeeshop thing this Friday and she asked me to be there. Did I mention she's an astoundingly decent songwriter? She is. So, long story short, I'm headed there on Friday. Part of me is completely whacked out that I've somehow made this out to be more than it is and the rest of me is obviously excited. I know this isn't going anywhere: She moves to another state in, oh, 2 or 3 weeks for grad school and I'll probably see her very intermittently from there. So I'm not getting too worked up about it, but, really. What does this sound like to you? Why am I so freaked out about i?
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MrAngryFace

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Sounds like potential. *shrug*

Either its worth it to you or its not. I dont have the proper context to judge the situation.
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Saint Cornelius

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Travelling a long distance to be with someone is kinda sweet, in my book

Unless you arrive unexpectedly, in which case you would look rather Olimarioish; stalkerish, shall I say
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GilloD

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Sounds like potential. *shrug*

Either its worth it to you or its not. I dont have the proper context to judge the situation.

I mean. I'm bummed that it's kind of D.O.A., but I'd just like to see her before she's out of my life. I have no idea why I'm so worked up about this, I don't usually get this way.

And I won't be arriving unexpectedly. That would be totally fucking weird. But she did invite me.
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MrAngryFace

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If she invited you its perfectly normal. Just go and enjoy the company if you feel its worth it. Generally anything someone sincerely wants to do is worth it, at least to them.

Life is amazingly self-centered ;)
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The Fake Shemp

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I'm moving to a new city for one, so I think this is tame in comparison.
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MrAngryFace

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Well you also cross the country every weekend or some shit too. I've moved a gajillion times so it's like breathing at this point :(
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Prost

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I'm moving to a new city for one, so I think this is tame in comparison.
psssh, LOSER!
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Sounds familiar.
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When are you making the move demi?

GilloD

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This thread is about me  :'(
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Saint Cornelius

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Dude there's not a thread in the world that Demi can't make his.
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GilloD

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I'm secretly honored.
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Lonestar

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Sounds like a winner; go for it.   :heartbeat

GilloD

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Sounds like a winner; go for it.   :heartbeat

You motherfuckers are so sweet. I'll be sure to post an update. God. I hope it works out. I just want some human contact, a little comfort.  :gun :elephant
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Have fun with it, duder.  And remember, even if it doesn't work out in the short term because of geography, sooner or later everyone ends up in NYC.
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GilloD

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Have fun with it, duder.  And remember, even if it doesn't work out in the short term because of geography, sooner or later everyone ends up in NYC.

That's wat I thought. My friends keep moving to nowheresville Texas. I don't get it. Assholes! Fuckfaces! I think I might actually end up in Africa or something by the time this year is over so LOLZOREL>SZ  :chicken
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Have fun with it, duder.  And remember, even if it doesn't work out in the short term because of geography, sooner or later everyone ends up in NYC.

This is true, except everyone I know is in either San Francisco or Washington D.C.
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The Fake Shemp

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Oddly enough, I'll be in both those areas for the next two months.  We were meant to be.
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GilloD

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Well, gentleman, I'm leaving work and then taking off tommorrow. Look for my post on Sunday which will either be hopelessly lovestruck or completely dejected and on the edge of suicide! Hooray! Just kidding! I won't kill myself! Wish me luck, dudez.
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Imagine if you go to this Coffee shop and shes got two Female friends and 3 Male Friends sitting down conversing and all look at you as you walk in.

lol
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The Fake Shemp

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought she was Phoebe :lol
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Takuan

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You're freaked out 'cause you like her, but you know nothing can happen because she's going away.

I say relish the moment.

GilloD

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I still have not left PA, as said lady is coming to NYC for a few days

GREATER VICTORY FOR THE 'BORE.
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GilloD

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Just by means of an update:

So, I got there on Friday and the entire way there I'm thinking, "This is going to be a disaster, I'm going to be 250 miles from home, alone and bored and heartbroken". I ended up pulling into town a little ahead of schedule. She was finishing up finals, so I didn't wanna  barge right in and distract her as I'd been for the last 2 weeks or so. So, I did some liquor shopping, grabbed a new toothbrush and shot her a text message.

H-Town is a real one horse kind of town, there's not much to do, well, before OR after 6. I sat in the parking lot of a Walmart for a little while and then sucked down some frozen custard over the new issue of Harper's (Ever since Lapham left, Harper's has been better and worse; That is, it's turned into a total liberal wet dream, but the rest of the content is much bolder) when the text came back: We'd meet in 30 minutes. I was a total wreck, I wasn't sure how to behave. The last time I'd seen her in person there was a tender goodbye, some kisses on the steps, but. It'd been 2 weeks. We'd been tossing e-mails back and forth, but I couldn't shake the feeling of complete doom. The first 8 hours or so were completely hectic. She had this coffeehouse thing and she had CDs and liner notes and whatnot, but they were completely unassembled in the half hour or so leading up to the show. We spent an hour or so running around printing labels and assembling CDs, it was great. Completely the kind of thing I love, I'm a very last minute dude.

So, she played her set and it was predictably beautiful. She had this song at the end that was my total favorite of the evening and I was thinking, "It would be the greatest thing in the world to have a girl sing that song about you". Boy. This is a completely unorganized and poorly written post. Lemme cut to the chase: Later that evening, when we were in bed, I said: "That last song was great, I think it's my favorite" and she replies, "That's good, it's about you". I skipped 3 days of work this week. I could be fired.. I don't care.

'bore, I've been with a lot of girls in my time. None of them felt anything like this, not even close. Who else will have sex in the kitchen and then discuss East/West German identity and the crisis of imagined nationalisms? She's just a complete fucking brain. We went to the Met yesterday and I've never had as much fun there as I just did. I'm very, very careful with the "I love you", but I couldn't not say it. I know it was, perhaps, a bad idea, but it never felt quite so right. She's just a phenomenal inspiration.

Ugh. Time to go drown my sorrows in Oblivion :(
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Tigerriot

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That sounds hot man.  Go you.  :D


Sex in the kitchen?  Hmm.......

CrystalGemini

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PSSSSHHHHH.....  My boyfriend is moving over 350 miles to be with me!   And I was willing to move almost 10,000 miles for a guy before!



A LOSER ARE YOU!  Bow your head in shame for even thinking about starting this thread.
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GilloD

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That sounds hot man.  Go you.  :D


Sex in the kitchen?  Hmm.......

I always thought that height difference between partners would be a problem, but it turns out that the greater the height difference, the more the sexual possibilities open up!

It was more than hot, though. I mean, it was totally sexy, but it was way more than that. It was an incredibly deep and fulfilling communion. I'm ruined! RUINED! I'll never love again! Oh my. Just kidding. Kind of :(

And if it was even remotely plausible, I would pack my shit up right now and move in with her. No question. I could use a hundred years of days with this girl.
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I thought Willco was moving for more reasons than just being close to CG.

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No, she is the reason.  There are other factors involved, but let's cut to the chase - I'm ducking out of Los Angeles prematurely and the only reason why is because of her.
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 :whip

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Y'know, after hearing that from everyone - from parents to friends to family members, I don't need to hear it from you too!
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GilloD

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Y'know, after hearing that from everyone - from parents to friends to family members, I don't need to hear it from you too!

 :interracial
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Bacon

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Y'know, after hearing that from everyone - from parents to friends to family members, I don't need to hear it from you too!

Sometimes the truth is the last thing a person wants to hear.