Author Topic: Tonight I will try an unholy combination of pizza and my favorite dim sum dish. (Read 8544 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 01:21:51 PM »

I have a particular sweet spot for a certain kind of dim sum, and I will meld it with the ultimate male food product -- pizza. The result could disastrous or perhaps... amazing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:26:45 PM »

Are you pregnant?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:30:12 PM »

I AM FEEDING FOR EIGHT.

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:58:02 PM »

Pizza and chicken feet. Sounds yum!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:59:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 01:30:12 PM

I AM FEEDING FOR EIGHT.

PRE NUP

TheOMan · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:12:27 PM »

I would like to thank CrystalGemini for laying the catalyst for Willco's new foray into combining foods into new dishes. She is a pioneer for us all. I would also like to welcome Willco into this brave new world. Welcome Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:33:48 PM »

I have not tried chicken feet. On one our first dates, CrystalGemini took me out to dim sum and I was not feeling well. I had some food and got pretty ill, and got out of eating those crazy looking chicken feet (nothing is more attractive than a woman slurping down chicken feet - psyche!). A day later, I threw up for like 24 hours straight.

Chicken feet are the devil.

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:37:32 PM »

I don't eat fatty foods

But BUT I will try to put a slice of pizza in the blender...I always wanted to see how that would taste.

heavy liquid · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:03:04 PM »

What kind of dim sum?

Pizza dipped in congee? Perhaps topped with har gao (shrimp dumplings)?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:11:00 PM »

SIEW MAI.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:13:14 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on August 08, 2006, 02:37:32 PM

I don't eat fatty foods. My body's too important

I'm SOOO hot oh look at my biceps. You fuck me? I'd fuck me har har har

I hope you get fat

:p

heavy liquid · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2006, 03:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 03:11:00 PM

SIEW MAI.

DOH! I was so close with the har gao!

FnordChan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:00:24 PM »

Mmmmmmmmmm. I expect a full report!

FnordChan

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:15:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 02:33:48 PM

I have not tried chicken feet. On one our first dates, CrystalGemini took me out to dim sum and I was not feeling well. I had some food and got pretty ill, and got out of eating those crazy looking chicken feet (nothing is more attractive than a woman slurping down chicken feet - psyche!). A day later, I threw up for like 24 hours straight.

Chicken feet are the devil.

Just because you're weak, you don't have to blame the food, duderz. There's nothing wrong with a sensitive stomache.

That just means you can't do anything I can do. :pacman :pinky :blinky :inky :clyde

Diablos · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:17:05 PM »

Chicken feet? Ewww

I recently went to a Chinese restaurant and had some really good tofu soup. It was delicious.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:17:10 PM »

"How are you feeling, Willco?"

"Like I want to eat pancakes off of my head

"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:17:15 PM »

My stomach is not weak or sensitive and you know it!

Diablos · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 05:17:15 PM

My stomach is not weak or sensitive and you know it!

I would throw up for 24 hours if I had some chicken feet, too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:19:31 PM »

I was sick before the chicken feet. She knows it! She had to go out and get me Sprite and Pepto Bismol!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 05:17:15 PM

My stomach is not weak or sensitive and you know it!

Oh....HUH?! OH, YEAH OF COURSE, HONEY!!! You're meanest pirate on the internet.

Diablos · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:21:24 PM »

Yeah, honey.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:22:00 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 05:17:51 PM

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 05:17:15 PM
My stomach is not weak or sensitive and you know it!
I would throw up for 24 hours if I had some chicken feet, too.

WEAK. On a similar note, pigs feet is also delicious. Asians are the original breed of feet enthusiasts.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:23:35 PM »

I'll eat any weird looking thing that comes out of the ocean but there's something about chicken/pork/beef i just can't stand. $:-\$

Christopher · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:26:12 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:23:35 PM

I'll eat any weird looking thing that comes out of the ocean but there's something about chicken/pork/beef i just can't stand. $:-\$

ew so basically you dont like good food.

PhoenixDark:

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:26:31 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:23:35 PM

I'll eat any weird looking thing that comes out of the ocean but there's something about chicken/pork/beef i just can't stand. $:-\$

BUT...BUT...FISH SWIM IN THEIR OWN FECES!!!!!

(It's like a zesty marinade and that's neat.)

Diablos · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:26:50 PM »

Of the three, I like chicken best... pork and beef, I could live without, and don't eat it very often. Have you ever had boca burgers/chicken? They're not bad.

CrystalGemini: You've never seen the PETA vid of chickens in a slaughterhouse in their own blood, poop, vomit, etc.?
$:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:27:11 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:23:35 PM

I'll eat any weird looking thing that comes out of the ocean but there's something about chicken/pork/beef i just can't stand. $:-\$

WHAT?! You're passing over some of the best food on earth for sea creatures?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #27 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:28:51 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:27:11 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:23:35 PM
I'll eat any weird looking thing that comes out of the ocean but there's something about chicken/pork/beef i just can't stand. $:-\$
WHAT?! You're passing over some of the best food on earth for sea creatures?

Don't judge sea creatures! LOBSTERS and SASHIMI come from the sea.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #28 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:29:30 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 08, 2006, 05:26:31 PM

(It's like a zesty marinade and that's neat.)

Diablos · « **Reply #29 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:30:13 PM »

FISH POOP!!!!!!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:31:02 PM »

This thread has crushed my soul. Thanks alot, now I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep and then join in on the groundbreaking discussion of which MMORPG is better in IRC $:-\$

Diablos · « **Reply #31 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:31:27 PM »

haha, MMO discussion can get pretty hilarious.

But why is it bothering you? Eat what you want! She's one person! More beef for you.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #32 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:32:04 PM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 08, 2006, 05:27:11 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:23:35 PM
I'll eat any weird looking thing that comes out of the ocean but there's something about chicken/pork/beef i just can't stand. $:-\$
WHAT?! You're passing over some of the best food on earth for sea creatures?

dat's cwazy

The best foods are stuff like grilled salmon, sushi, mussels, oyster, lobster, crab! All of my dad's ancestors were fishermen, it's in my blood.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #33 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 05:26:50 PM

Of the three, I like chicken best... pork and beef, I could live without, and don't eat it very often. Have you ever had boca burgers/chicken? They're not bad.

CrystalGemini: You've never seen the PETA vid of chickens in a slaughterhouse in their own blood, poop, vomit, etc.?
$:-\$

Nope. But my family used to raise chickens, geese,..etc. You stick them in small cages so they can only eat. That's how you get them nice and tender. Then once they got nice and fat, we'd stick 'em in boiling water, pluck 'em, then eat 'em for dinner. Sure they'd shit all over themselves, but that's what the boiling water's for.

Then once the water's cool, you water plants with it. Nothing's wasted! It's totally GREEN.

Diablos · « **Reply #34 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:34:19 PM »

Who likes sushi? I tried some late last year. It wasn't bad.
I know it's a total n00b favorite, but I really did like the california rolls.
Also, tuna is very good.
I didn't like the spider roll. Never again, meh.

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 08, 2006, 05:32:55 PM

Sure they'd shit all over themselves, but that's what the boiling water's for.

That made me laugh.

heavy liquid · « **Reply #35 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:35:53 PM »

I love sushi. Sushi, sashimi, nigiri... it's all good.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #36 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 05:34:19 PM

Who likes sushi? I tried some late last year. It wasn't bad.
I know it's a total n00b favorite, but I really did like the california rolls.
Also, tuna is very good.
I didn't like the spider roll. Never again, meh.

Eat salmon or toro (fatty tuna) sashimi. It's amazing. Also try spider rolls. Mouthgasm.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #37 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:38:09 PM »

Toro is my favourite.

Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:41:10 PM »

Not letting chickens movie is mean. They were meant to flutter free.

Savages.

Diablos · « **Reply #39 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:42:01 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 08, 2006, 05:36:52 PM

Quote from: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 05:34:19 PM
Who likes sushi? I tried some late last year. It wasn't bad.
I know it's a total n00b favorite, but I really did like the california rolls.
Also, tuna is very good.
I didn't like the spider roll. Never again, meh.
Eat salmon or toro (fatty tuna) sashimi. It's amazing. Also try spider rolls. Mouthgasm.

I didn't like the spider rolls, they were kinda gross. $:-\$
I tried salmon and toro. Very good.
I will have to go again.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #40 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:42:07 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:38:09 PM

Toro is my favourite.

Holy cow, cloudwalking. If you're ever in the Bay Area we have to hit up Kiralas. One of my all time favorite Japanese restaurants!

Even Will likes it! XD

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:43:01 PM »

Even I like it!

heavy liquid · « **Reply #42 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:43:21 PM »

The one sushi I can't eat is Uni (sea urchin). Urk. Too slimey.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:43:38 PM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #44 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:44:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 05:43:01 PM

Even I like it!

ANSWER MY PMs DAMNIT!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:45:23 PM »

I just sent you a new one - LRN TO USE A COMPUTER PLZ

Diablos · « **Reply #46 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:45:28 PM »

Quote from: heavy liquid on August 08, 2006, 05:43:21 PM

The one sushi I can't eat is Uni (sea urchin). Urk. Too slimey.

Eww, no thanks.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #47 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 05:45:23 PM

I just sent you a new one - LRN TO USE A COMPUTER PLZ

I didn't get anything. :'(

cloudwalking · « **Reply #48 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:47:45 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 08, 2006, 05:42:07 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:38:09 PM
Toro is my favourite.
Holy cow, cloudwalking. If you're ever in the Bay Area we have to hit up Kiralas. One of my all time favorite Japanese restaurants!

Even Will likes it! XD

I should come visit. The midwest isn't exactly known for its stellar seafood.

Diablos · « **Reply #49 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:48:22 PM »

Minneapolis is a pretty cool city. Skywalks ftw.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:49:09 PM »

cloudwalking, Willco and CrystalGemini live in San Francisco for a limited time engagement! Book your tickets now!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #51 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:50:05 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 05:48:22 PM

Minneapolis is a pretty cool city. Skywalks ftw.

I do love it,

but I have this problem where I hate living in one place for more than a few years. I think it has something to do with being moved around like crazy as a kid.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #52 on:** August 08, 2006, 05:50:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 08, 2006, 05:49:09 PM

cloudwalking, Willco and CrystalGemini live in San Francisco for a limited time engagement! Book your tickets now!

WE COULD HAVE OUR OWN SITCOM

Diablos · « **Reply #53 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:08:19 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 08, 2006, 05:50:05 PM

Quote from: Diablos on August 08, 2006, 05:48:22 PM
Minneapolis is a pretty cool city. Skywalks ftw.

I do love it, but I have this problem where I hate living in one place for more than a few years. I think it has something to do with being moved around like crazy as a kid.

That's nothing to be ashamed of... it's a lot more interesting than being in the same place all the time. I'd personally love to move, and would seriously consider it if I ever have enough money to make it happen. The midwest, New England or somewhere in the Pacific Northwest (well, basically the state of Washington), it'd be fun.

Of course, it would also be really nice to live in another country, I think. UK or Canada would be pretty awesome.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #54 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:11:01 PM »

I want to live in Los Angeles, prefferably near Hollywood. Makes it easier to push your wares, plus I could visit the CityWalk and have Carl's Jr. whenever my heart desires $:-\$

Diablos · « **Reply #55 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:12:53 PM »

I have lots of respect for people who can live in/near a city like, say, LA, NYC, or London. I could never do that, I'd go crazy.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #56 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:16:39 PM »

I loved living in NYC as much or more than I do currently living in quaint suburban LI :'(

cloudwalking · « **Reply #57 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:20:11 PM »

The biggest city I've lived close to is Toronto, but I was really young.

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #58 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:11:31 PM »

In hong kong, you can actually get pizza topped with siu mai and other dim sum stuff.

I'm going next week, want me to mail you one?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** August 08, 2006, 07:15:21 PM »

Why go to Hong Kong when I am creating such a monstrocity(sp?) tonight! Mwuhahahaha!

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