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drew

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #60 on: September 11, 2009, 01:34:37 AM »
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The best character in the film is Tucker's friend Drew, because he looks like he was just dropped in from another movie, and can't wait to get back. Drew is a misanthropic video game nerd who goes to strip club and meets a hot stripper who is also a video game nerd and falls for him and they rush home and sleep together and Drew instantly bonds with her son and they become a couple immediately. This is as close to a plausible male-female interaction sequence as this movie gets.

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twerd

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2009, 11:44:24 AM »
that irony was delicious.
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tehjaybo

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #62 on: September 11, 2009, 12:37:32 PM »
Movie was funny, Tucker ripped on people in the crowd just to be Tucker, but when he signed stuff for people, he was really cool to them. 

Evilbore annihilated. 
HURR

The Fake Shemp

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #63 on: September 11, 2009, 01:07:46 PM »
Movie was funny, Tucker ripped on people in the crowd just to be Tucker, but when he signed stuff for people, he was really cool to them. 

Evilbore annihilated. 

:rofl
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #64 on: September 11, 2009, 01:11:24 PM »
This is why you can't keep a girlfriend.

...well, that and the ginger thing.
yar

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #65 on: September 11, 2009, 01:12:19 PM »
You're assuming Kentucky works like the real world!
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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2009, 01:14:30 PM »
Well, with the ginger thing it does, because that's an instinctual revulsion.

...kidding!  Put that gun down, jaybo.
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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2009, 01:20:48 PM »
A local article from the same screening as tehjaybo - I wonder if it was written by him:

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This is the Tucker Max persona – the image we see on screen and create in our minds. When sitting on his bus, he flips gears and his law school background comes out. He is undoubtedly one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals I have ever met...

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Tucker Max is one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals you have ever met ?

Sweetheart, you need to get out of Kentucky.

:lol

I wonder if tehjaybo went down on him after the movie.
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drew

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2009, 01:27:43 PM »
Tucker ripped on people in the crowd just to be Tucker, but when he signed stuff for people, he was really cool to them. 

someone was cordial to his fans when he was signing autographs for them, wow this totally makes him not an asshole!

almost makes you forget about his unbearable fratfag persona and scat fetish.  ALMOST.

Tauntaun

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #69 on: September 11, 2009, 03:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Broseph
Tucker Max is one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals you have ever met ?

Sweetheart, you need to get out of Kentucky.

:lol

I wonder if tehjaybo went down on him after the movie.

New Tucker article:

"So this ginger went down on me and I wasn't about to stop him....does this make me gay?"
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #70 on: September 11, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »
 :lol

tehjaybo

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #71 on: September 11, 2009, 04:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Broseph
Tucker Max is one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals you have ever met ?

Sweetheart, you need to get out of Kentucky.

:lol

I wonder if tehjaybo went down on him after the movie.

New Tucker article:

"So this ginger went down on me and I wasn't about to stop him....does this make me gay?"

Like you'd stop me either.   :-*

HURR

Tauntaun

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #72 on: September 11, 2009, 04:41:40 PM »
:shh

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Shuri

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Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2009, 06:23:00 PM »
isnt he like 35  ???