Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 77826 times)

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #660 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:47:13 PM »

NG2 is not worth playing on mentor or master ninja. just like GoW isn't worth playing on harder difficulties either...because neither game is fun on account of shitty difficulty balancing that limits your options to practically nothing in combat except the safest moves. NGS2 is barely worth playing on any difficulty because it's boring as shit drying on Madeline Albright's chest.

demi · « **Reply #661 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:48:07 PM »

Yikes, sounds like that Wii has got to you. Plugging my ears at this casual talk

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #662 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:49:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 30, 2009, 11:48:07 PM

Yikes, sounds like that Wii has got to you. Plugging my ears at this casual talk

there are games worth my time and there are others that aren't. just sayin'.

NGB is hard as fuck on harder difficulties, but you won't hear me complain about it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #663 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:49:24 PM »

Bayonetta is all about Witch Time. Himumu fails.

drew · « **Reply #664 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:52:40 PM »

demi made his only ng2 run with just the dragon sword iirc

thats just not the way the game is suppossed to be played

plugin my ears at this achievement whoreing nigg@

demi · « **Reply #665 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:59:07 PM »

You mean I'm not supposed to spam Flying Swallow? Nobody's praising NG2 as a GOOD game, here...

drew · « **Reply #666 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:03:38 AM »

ok good

just checking

MCD · « **Reply #667 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:04:51 AM »

yeah man, you were supposed to abuse the Scythe UT all the way.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #668 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:21:03 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 09:54:13 PM

Quote from: Himuro on December 30, 2009, 06:17:10 PM
Played the demo. It was alright. Seems offensive is more important than defense, though, based on the demo; yawn. Enjoyed the NGS2 demo more. Gonna rent.

Wow, Himuro has absolutely NO FUCKING UNDERSTANDING of Witch Time and the battle system.

I was able to beat the demo without any of this.

What is witch time again? The thing where you twirl the analog stick and tap the button so you can shoot rapidly in a circular area? Or that part where shit gets purple?

I played the ps3 demo.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #669 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:25:08 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 12:21:03 AM

What is witch time again? The thing where you twirl the analog stick and tap the button so you can shoot rapidly in a circular area? Or that part where shit gets purple?

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MCD · « **Reply #670 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 12:21:03 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 30, 2009, 06:17:10 PM
Played the demo. It was alright. Seems offensive is more important than defense, though, based on the demo; yawn. Enjoyed the NGS2 demo more. Gonna rent.

Wow, Himuro has absolutely NO FUCKING UNDERSTANDING of Witch Time and the battle system.

I played the ps3 demo.

witch time is always on there.

drew · « **Reply #671 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:26:01 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 12:21:03 AM

I played the ps3 demo.

it all makes sense now

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #672 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:28:04 AM »

Serious? No wonder.

Ichirou · « **Reply #673 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:28:29 AM »

Holy fuck, Himu :usavich :usavich :usavich

Witch Time is when you SLOW DOWN TIME when dodging after being attacked. I mean, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Ichirou · « **Reply #674 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:29:04 AM »

Quote from: MCD on December 31, 2009, 12:25:42 AM

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 12:21:03 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 30, 2009, 06:17:10 PM
Played the demo. It was alright. Seems offensive is more important than defense, though, based on the demo; yawn. Enjoyed the NGS2 demo more. Gonna rent.

Wow, Himuro has absolutely NO FUCKING UNDERSTANDING of Witch Time and the battle system.

I played the ps3 demo.
witch time is always on there.

rofl, I see what u did there.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #675 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:30:20 AM »

Yeah.

Didn't do that.

drew · « **Reply #676 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:31:27 AM »

goddammit himuro

just goddammit

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #677 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:35:00 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #678 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:38:16 AM »

praising Prince of Persia and knocking Bayonetta $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #679 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:42:58 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 12:30:20 AM

Yeah.

Didn't do that.

Get out of this thread and don't come back until you do.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #680 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:44:23 AM »

I'm almost done with Uncharted 2. Got 2 more chapters. Plan on beating it tonight, but I'll give the Bayonetta another whirl.

Quote from: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 12:42:58 AM

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 12:30:20 AM
Yeah.

Didn't do that.

Get out of this thread and don't come back until you do.

Hopefully the full game requires me to. If I'm good enough to not have to use it, it's not such a great feature, now is it?

Ichirou · « **Reply #681 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:47:39 AM »

Now you're just trolling.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #682 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:49:39 AM »

Yeah, I was right. Witch time is that part in the tutorial when shit gets purple. Yeah, didn't use that in the demo. I'll play it this time with witch time in mind.

Quote from: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 12:47:39 AM

Now you're just trolling.

No shit.

Ichirou · « **Reply #683 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:56:58 AM »

Play the demo on 360 instead.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #684 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:07:42 AM »

I've got it so can activate witch time after most attacks now. The highlight of the demo, of course, is the boss. Air rolling, witch timing his attacks are pretty fun.

In the final game is hard mode unlocked from the get go? Y/N.

Ichirou · « **Reply #685 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:27:12 AM »

No, you have to go through normal first. The stages in the demo are really easy compared to the rest of the game, though. Difficulty keeps ramping up progressively.

And hard mode difficulty is insane.

maxy · « **Reply #686 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:24:43 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on December 31, 2009, 12:38:16 AM

praising Prince of Persia and knocking Bayonetta $:-\$

Himuro is the worst gamer ever.

On topic,

How are you doing Ichi?I am on chapter 3 and i am kicking some serious ass,even getting platinum awards at impossibly insane places.
Stick with the game...my tip,use environment to your advantage whenever you can.
Bayonetta is a very capable girl

Ichirou · « **Reply #687 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:04:36 AM »

You playing it on hard now?

I finished chapter 1, but I'm stuck in the opening battle of chapter 2 against Jeanne in which you don't have access to your regular equipment and accessories.

Now I'm trying to do all the Alfheim challenges to complete my witch hearts and magic pearls. Earning money at the same time (though I'm wasting it all on the extra costumes, hahah).

maxy · « **Reply #688 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:29:11 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 09:04:36 AM

You playing it on hard now?

I finished chapter 1, but I'm stuck in the opening battle of chapter 2 against Jeanne in which you don't have access to your regular equipment and accessories.

Now I'm trying to do all the Alfheim challenges to complete my witch hearts and magic pearls. Earning money at the same time (though I'm wasting it all on the extra costumes, hahah).

Yes i am playing it on hard.
A little tip for that battle,

spoiler (click to show/hide)

climb onto ceiling,she can't follow you,blast her with guns,position near the big white light source,it will take some time and be ready to dodge

[close]

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #689 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:23:23 PM »

stupid chicago, no early bayonetta anywhere

bork · « **Reply #690 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:29:33 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on December 31, 2009, 12:38:16 AM

[Himuro is] praising Prince of Persia and knocking Bayonetta.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #691 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:30:54 PM »

I'm not knocking Bayonetta.

I'm knocking Bayonetta's ps3 demo, which Lyte has confirmed to be a poor representation of the final game. The final game, however, is probably as good as he says it is (although I have my doubts).

Plus, riling up you man babies is always as fun as ever.

demi · « **Reply #692 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:32:25 PM »

Suddenly, Himuro is mature

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #693 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:34:39 PM »

Shut up and let me lick your taint, Demi.

demi · « **Reply #694 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:35:52 PM »

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #695 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:36:25 PM »

That looks like this kid who used to go to my church.

His name was Prince (yes I am serious).

Like the price tag on his jersey. nicca stole dat.

demi · « **Reply #696 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:39:01 PM »

I found it on Beezy's facebook.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #697 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:49:07 PM »

bork · « **Reply #698 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2009, 05:30:54 PM

I'm not knocking Bayonetta.

I'm knocking Bayonetta's ps3 demo, which Lyte has confirmed to be a poor representation of the final game. The final game, however, is probably as good as he says it is (although I have my doubts).

Plus, riling up you man babies is always as fun as ever.

This sounds familiar...where have I seen that response before?

Oh yes, in the Super Mario 64 thread. http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32680.180

Quote from: Borys on December 15, 2009, 09:04:05 AM

Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2009, 08:27:04 AM
This thread

Get all the reactions I want!

Like putty in my hands

Trash talk nostalgia fan favorite + say B-game is better than mario + = profit

No reason to post at EB anymore! My work is done!

You can't even lie

Quote from: Borys on December 10, 2009, 11:26:31 AM

Revoke Himumu's gamer license now.

Beezy · « **Reply #699 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:15:30 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 31, 2009, 05:39:01 PM

I found it on Beezy's facebook.

lies

drew · « **Reply #700 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:25:34 PM »

im surprised demi even knows what facebook is let alone knows how to work it

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #701 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:14:18 PM »

UNCE UNCE UNCE

Beezy · « **Reply #702 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:50:24 PM »

http://videogamesnewyork.com/

They just got Bayonetta in today. Hopefully, I get a chance to go there tomorrow.

drew · « **Reply #703 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:00:11 PM »

where did you get that

WHERE

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #704 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:08:38 PM »

Go to bestbuy and ask for it...they'll get it out of the back room.

drew · « **Reply #705 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »

edit: theyre closed fml

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #706 on:** January 01, 2010, 01:50:41 AM »

Game: Bayonetta
System: Xbox 360
Vsync: No
Review by: Kranz "the fafkanator" Fafka

Bayonetta - the deepest witch action you will find all year

Bayonetta is a video game that is really good. I really like the art style and presentation of it. From the second you press "start", the action is ratcheted all the way up through 10. Bayonetta is the name of the main character and also the game. She is a witch who has forgotten her memory. People help her try to remember her memories but she recalls things through the game that help jog it.

I like the character and story a lot and I can really relate. My girlfriend practices wicca and wears glasses, so in a way bayonetta is like my real life. The story of the game is really the main draw here. I started the game on normal but it was cheap, so I went for the easiest mode, which takes away the hassle of controlling the characters every movement and makes it so you only need one hand on the controller to play (and for as hot as this witch is, this is very important #1!) I recommend this to most players because it is really the easiest way to quickly get through the game while watching lots of cool action. It becomes like the upcoming PS3 game Heavy Rain except its more like watching an cool anime than a soap opera.

Overall, the sound is very great and has lots of good music.

7/10

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #707 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:00:46 AM »

evilbore has the best reviews

bork · « **Reply #708 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:08:50 AM »

It would be a much better game if it were on the Wii.

drew · « **Reply #709 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:13:31 AM »

ive been tracking you get dem cheevs all night

Beezy · « **Reply #710 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:23:19 AM »

MCD · « **Reply #711 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:54:05 AM »

Quote

Vsync: No

lmao

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #712 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:37:21 AM »

I see you lurking Kranz. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LURKING WHEN YOU COULD BE PLAYING BAYONETTA. I FUCKING HATE YOU

Ichirou · « **Reply #713 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »

I'm taking a break from it. Probably will start playing it again when all the USBoreans here get it and start posting about it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #714 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:13:48 PM »

I'd like to get the game but there is no way I can walk into a store and buy it.

maxy · « **Reply #715 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:36:49 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on January 01, 2010, 12:13:48 PM

I'd like to get the game but there is no way I can walk into a store and buy it.

Throw your gamer card immediately and buy a Wii

...if you don't have it already

Bayonetta is an excellent,brilliant challenging fighting game literally like no other.It will test your focus,concentration,reflexes like no other game.

drew · « **Reply #716 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:12:51 PM »

im about to try best buy

kranz if this doesnt work i am holding you personally responsible and expect you to paypal me some gas money

edit: no dice, the girl went in the back and came out giving me the whole shpeel about the street date. me: "i heard someone got it here though, cant you just grab it?" fuck my life

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #717 on:** January 01, 2010, 04:28:32 PM »

Sorry to hear that...try more bestbuys!

If it's any consolation, Kamiya deserves a nobel peace prize for this game.

Only complaint is when a fucking QTE kills you and screws up your chapter score. Look out for those. Otherwise, it's fucking perfect. Look out for all the capcom/clover references too. good fan service there.

drew · « **Reply #718 on:** January 01, 2010, 04:53:33 PM »

yeah, i think i should have looked for the fattest most neckbearded worker there, i had this girl that was my age that didnt even know how to spell bayonetta, i think if i ask someone whos interested in the game theyd just grab it for me, finding someone like that is going to be like looking for a needle in a haystack though, maybe ill just wait for four days

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #719 on:** January 01, 2010, 04:56:07 PM »

WAITING IS THE HARDEST THING TO DO.

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Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 77826 times)