Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 77827 times)

drew · « **Reply #960 on:** January 07, 2010, 04:09:49 PM »

MY HAIR IS A DEMON

demi · « **Reply #961 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:04:33 PM »

My hated enemies:

The boats - usually off in BFE launching rockets and lasers at you, requiring you to jump over and beat it up in close range, meaning if you fall you lose health i mean wtf

The stingrays - Comes in groups, launches orbs at you, tough to hit because aerial combat isnt bayonettas strong suit, dodging in mid air usually results in the shitty Crow form which i really wish i didnt buy

Ichirou · « **Reply #962 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:10:55 PM »

I've never fallen while fighting a boat.

You can deactivate techniques if you don't like them, including the crow form.

demi · « **Reply #963 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:11:29 PM »

HOW, OH MY GOD I HATE IT SO MUCH

Beezy · « **Reply #964 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:12:29 PM »

Those are my two most hated also, especially those fucking stingrays.

Ichirou · « **Reply #965 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:13:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 07, 2010, 07:11:29 PM

HOW, OH MY GOD I HATE IT SO MUCH

Go into the menu in the part where your techniques are. You can turn them "on" or "off" at any time.

Ichirou · « **Reply #966 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:14:43 PM »

I only used the crow form for some witch's tombs that are unreachable otherwise, and for a particular boss that likes to destroy the platforms you're standing on. It's otherwise not that useful. Jaguar form is way more awesome.

demi · « **Reply #967 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:19:35 PM »

Jaguar is good cause you can use that swipe attack when you run back to them. Bat is useful if you spam RT and it sometimes works, saves a hit. Crow... absolutely NOT useful

Ichirou · « **Reply #968 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:21:50 PM »

You need it for some witch tomb locations, I think that's the only reason to buy it. Well, that and the achievement for buying all techniques.

EDIT: There's also an Alfheim challenge where you have to stay in the air for twenty seconds. It's beyond easy if you have the crow form. Otherwise you have to jump on decorations and it can be kind of tricky.

demi · « **Reply #969 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:34:07 PM »

The water fight... easily the best one. But I kept getting eaten near the end and im like WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

Fuckin got a Stone in damage because of it. Platinums on Combo and Time too

drew · « **Reply #970 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:42:01 PM »

dodge demi DODGE

demi · « **Reply #971 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:42:22 PM »

i was spammin RT!

drew · « **Reply #972 on:** January 07, 2010, 07:48:22 PM »

youre talking about the part where he dives down then comes back up where you are right? just surf around after he dives then spam RT when you see the vortex that signifies that he is about to surface

the attack i had trouble with was when he falls down and punches the water, the trick there is to spam dodge to the right and youll just6 clear him by the time he lands

demi · « **Reply #973 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:07:03 PM »

No, the very end with the giant vortex you're in

Ganhyun · « **Reply #974 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:40:12 PM »

just got this today. gonna play it some tonight and this weekend.

demi · « **Reply #975 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:47:37 PM »

How the fuck do you dodge that cannon attack on Chapter 15? I tried

- dodging
- running away from him, behind a wall

I still get hit. Am I missing something painfully obvious?

And I fucking died on Jeanne with a QTE. No way I'm replaying that boring, horribly controlled, hard to see, shooting part just to reach that again. Shits bonkers.

drew · « **Reply #976 on:** January 07, 2010, 08:57:55 PM »

reading the gaf thread for this is hilarious, sfags typing books explaining why their version isnt broken, i dont think they know what a joke is

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #977 on:** January 07, 2010, 09:05:18 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 07, 2010, 08:57:55 PM

reading the gaf thread for this is hilarious, sfags typing books explaining why their version isnt broken, i dont think they know what a joke is

Those freaks drive me insane, and I'm a PS3-only owner.

demi · « **Reply #978 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:30:07 PM »

FUCK

THIS

GAME

A game over at the VERY END because I didnt hit the sun? REALLY? REALLY?

You better believe I am FUMING at what I just experienced

Holy mother of God I want to break something

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #979 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:31:31 PM »

That happened to me, too. I didn't catch on that I was in control until I hit the first planet and got the game over screen.

drew · « **Reply #980 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:32:44 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #981 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:12:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2010, 10:31:31 PM

That happened to me, too. I didn't catch on that I was in control until I hit the first planet and got the game over screen.

I knew I was in control, but for some reason I thought you had to destroy all the planets.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #982 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:22:47 PM »

Same here. Hard is very very hard.

demi · « **Reply #983 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:29:49 PM »

Holy shit, whats with this requirement stuff? 3 Torture Attacks in the Prologue? Jesus christ this game

Think I'll just grind Balder and get everything purchased / achievement cleanup first

Beezy · « **Reply #984 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:36:29 PM »

Requirements for what?

demi · « **Reply #985 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:40:46 PM »

To beat the level, on the 2nd verse of Prologue it wouldnt let me win unless I did 3 Torture Attacks

Beezy · « **Reply #986 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:25:15 AM »

Just tried it. After getting my ass kicked 3 times in a row, my 360 froze. $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #987 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:42:43 AM »

Or I could just chew up some magic lolipops and do TAs that way. Thanks for your shitty suggestion though.

drew · « **Reply #988 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:11:58 AM »

fuck i keep getting pulled into this damn vortex FUCK

demi · « **Reply #989 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:23:03 AM »

[youtube=560,345]zRmYETHLvos[/youtube]

Well this shouldnt take long

Beezy · « **Reply #990 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:36:01 AM »

Quote from: drew on January 08, 2010, 01:11:58 AM

fuck i keep getting pulled into this damn vortex FUCK

beast form, noob

drew · « **Reply #991 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:37:10 AM »

beat it

Beezy · « **Reply #992 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:40:46 AM »

Ji3eezy

Add me, not enough people on my leaderboard for this game.

drew · « **Reply #993 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:43:59 AM »

BEST

CREDITS

EVER

MCD · « **Reply #994 on:** January 08, 2010, 02:50:26 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 07, 2010, 08:47:37 PM

How the fuck do you dodge that cannon attack on Chapter 15? I tried

- dodging
- running away from him, behind a wall

I still get hit. Am I missing something painfully obvious?

And I fucking died on Jeanne with a QTE. No way I'm replaying that boring, horribly controlled, hard to see, shooting part just to reach that again. Shits bonkers.

Quote from: demi on January 07, 2010, 10:30:07 PM

FUCK

THIS

GAME

A game over at the VERY END because I didnt hit the sun? REALLY? REALLY?

You better believe I am FUMING at what I just experienced

Holy mother of God I want to break something

Quote from: demi on January 07, 2010, 11:29:49 PM

Holy shit, whats with this requirement stuff? 3 Torture Attacks in the Prologue? Jesus christ this game

Think I'll just grind Balder and get everything purchased / achievement cleanup first

glad i didn't buy this game.

drew · « **Reply #995 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:13:49 AM »

this is the best action game since ngb, id put it right next to it, actually, how does it feel to be missing out?

MCD · « **Reply #996 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:15:54 AM »

feels great just like my master ninja run man.

how does that make you feel?

iconoclast · « **Reply #997 on:** January 08, 2010, 04:22:10 AM »

okay, does anyone know how the hell you can complete Alfheim #10 (chapter 5) on Hard? You have to stay in the air for 30 seconds, but the devil bringer whip doesn't work on the enemies you fight (the fire/electric dogs). I must have just killed over 10 dogs in the last 2 minutes of the challenge and they just keep spawning over and over. Maybe I'm just not killing them fast enough to get to another wave of enemies, but I doubt that...

Don't know what I should be doing to juggle these things or whatever.

demi · « **Reply #998 on:** January 08, 2010, 04:42:33 AM »

Did the prologue and blazed chapter 1.

The Durgas kick move (hold B) is so broken... lmao. Plus I'm using the Rosary that makes orbs when you dodge, combined with the "witch time when hit".

Penny Arcade is having a contest where the first 500 people to email a photo of them w/ gamertag showing they beat the game on Hard gets a custom Bayonetta t-shirt (dont think its official Capcom though).

iconoclast · « **Reply #999 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:16:34 AM »

I think you're supposed to jump on this dog's head and then parry his jump attack for 30 seconds... problem with that is the camera is GARBAGE and the dog will random jump 30 feet away from you to god knows where.

There's way too much trash littered throughout the game like that and it really brings it down. Everything about the combat is superb... it's just everything else that is abysmal.

Beezy · « **Reply #1000 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:18:53 AM »

The shirt is nothing special. I'll try anyway, but I'm guessing that all the importers won't give me a chance to even attempt this.

demi · « **Reply #1001 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:19:35 AM »

Couldnt you just use Crow?

demi · « **Reply #1002 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:21:53 AM »

Also why are you doing Alfheims on hard? Unless you're going for a good score theres no point. Saves me a whole lot of trouble, since the Alfheims are usually the most difficult things in the game.

iconoclast · « **Reply #1003 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:27:22 AM »

You can use the crow but it runs out after like 10 seconds or so.

I figured I'd do the Alfheims and finish collecting the rest of the stuff I missed on hard but this challenge is just distinguished mentally-challenged. Not gonna waste my time with it anymore, I'll come back later.

demi · « **Reply #1004 on:** January 08, 2010, 05:29:34 AM »

That is what I'm doing but not with the Alfheims, just the Tombs and any hidden stuff I missed.

iconoclast · « **Reply #1005 on:** January 08, 2010, 06:19:23 AM »

Chapter 8 is perhaps the worst level I've ever seen in an action game.

HEY LET'S FIGHT 3 BLITZ'S THAT DISABLE WITCH TIME WHILE HAVING CARS SMASH YOU FROM OFF SCREEN LOL!

MCD · « **Reply #1006 on:** January 08, 2010, 07:15:16 AM »

no one listened tee hee

maxy · « **Reply #1007 on:** January 08, 2010, 08:46:42 AM »

UK launch trailer,

Bayonetta

http://www.eurogamer.net/videos/bayonettas-uk-launch-trailer?size=med

Had to take a rest after finishing it on hard,no accessories used and now i am ready for Climax mode.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1008 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:08:28 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on January 08, 2010, 06:19:23 AM

Chapter 8 is perhaps the worst level I've ever seen in an action game.

HEY LET'S FIGHT 3 BLITZ'S THAT DISABLE WITCH TIME WHILE HAVING CARS SMASH YOU FROM OFF SCREEN LOL!

learn to dodge/dodge offset/use bat form/parry etc. etc. etc.

but I'm sure off screen projectiles aren't a problem for an NG2 veteran

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1009 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:22:58 PM »

Jeanne on hard is so difficult. It's like a completely different fight.

iconoclast · « **Reply #1010 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:24:17 PM »

If an IS gets stuck in you from off screen in NG2 you can easily dodge it with the invincible frames with the dash or any number of ways. That section is more like playing the street stage in DoA4 with the camera spinning around so you can't see where the cars are coming from. It's not hard (it's actually a pretty easy game), it's just incredibly bad.

iconoclast · « **Reply #1011 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:49:43 PM »

The weapon you get for beating hard is disappointing.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yet another pallet swap $:-\$ at least it has lasers this time

[close]

And protip: RT + Back during cutscenes to skip them quickly. Wish I knew this before!

edit: It even skips the startup to that stupid minigame between chapters!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1012 on:** January 08, 2010, 12:52:01 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on January 08, 2010, 12:24:17 PM

If an IS gets stuck in you from off screen in NG2 you can easily dodge it with the invincible frames with the dash or any number of ways. That section is more like playing the street stage in DoA4 with the camera spinning around so you can't see where the cars are coming from. It's not hard (it's actually a pretty easy game), it's just incredibly bad.

I just gave you 10 ways to dodge offscreen stuff in this game

NG2 = fair and balanced

Bayonetta = broken/incredibly bad

this thread sucks

iconoclast · « **Reply #1013 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:12:20 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on January 08, 2010, 12:52:01 PM

Quote from: iconoclast on January 08, 2010, 12:24:17 PM
If an IS gets stuck in you from off screen in NG2 you can easily dodge it with the invincible frames with the dash or any number of ways. That section is more like playing the street stage in DoA4 with the camera spinning around so you can't see where the cars are coming from. It's not hard (it's actually a pretty easy game), it's just incredibly bad.

I just gave you 10 ways to dodge offscreen stuff in this game

NG2 = fair and balanced

Bayonetta = broken/incredibly bad

this thread sucks

have you even played chapter 8 on hard?

MCD · « **Reply #1014 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:15:55 PM »

kamiyafags are in full force i see.

bork · « **Reply #1015 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:26:30 PM »

Quote from: MCD on January 08, 2010, 01:15:55 PM

kamiyafags are in full force i see.

I'm very disappointed in you, MCD. $:-\$

MCD · « **Reply #1016 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:27:47 PM »

i'm just happy trolling, lyte edge-sama.

i am buying this, just need time.

maxy · « **Reply #1017 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:29:08 PM »

Quote from: MCD on January 08, 2010, 01:15:55 PM

kamiyafags are in full force i see.

Pussy...

MCD · « **Reply #1018 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:37:00 PM »

all i see is your ass here.

archie4208 · « **Reply #1019 on:** January 08, 2010, 02:35:05 PM »

The Good:

Incredible combat system.

The bad:

Motorcycle and missle riding stages.

The ugly:

Technical issues abound. If the 360 version is this bad, I'd hate to see the PS3 one.

QTEs. So fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Amazing game. Kamiya does it again. Every other action game annihilated.

News:

Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 77827 times)