Holy crap, that Kanye pic is genius! 

I chose Garrus over Jacob, way to make feel like a racist. 
I did too, but only because I thought I could have my female Shephard lez out with Miranda.
At the end Garrus was the only one left for me to have a relationship with and get that achievement.
Yeah, exactly what happened to me... I was hoping that you'd be able to lez out with Miranda or Kelly... Bioware is usually pretty good at having lesbian relations in games (I remember doing that in Jade Empire too when I played the chick, and in the first game I put Kaiden in the friendzone and did Liara), surprised there aren't any in this one (Samara?).
Game has some very funny dialogue, although a complaint I have with it is that many of the NPC dialogues are either jokes, or a token reference to an ME1 mission. The convo where the "nice guy" Turian tries putting moves on the Quarian was kinda funny, as was the whole 'bachelor party', both at the bar in Ilium. And of course the Gamestop guy parody
