Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Madrun Badrun]

Being able to drink out of a glass is way fucking cooler.

Worst week ever. 

Straws > not having Bell's palsy.

[TakingBackSunday]

My sergeant told me today if I liked my new m4 with a m203 on it. So now I'm the grenadier. just means more kills for me. .....awesome.

fucking disgusting.

[Cindi Mayweather]

what is this about having bell's palsy

when did this happen

[BlackMage]

yeah Himu, first I have heard of it   

[Chinner]

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He should have been drowned shortly after birth.

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[Cindi Mayweather]

Who is this Nirolak guy who's now a mod at gaf? I recognize the name but never thought he stood out. 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

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Been watching old NFL videos on YouTube and came across Ditka scratching his balls.  Hypnotic.

[lennedsay]

what is this about having bell's palsy

when did this happen

yeah Himu, first I have heard of it   

Do you guys not know what it is, or did you just not know I had it?

I only told Wrath, and that was just because I knew he had it too. It was brought on by stress a month ago.  I didn't want to say anything because I was scurred you guys would think I looked really bad or something, but I went into the doctor so early (right when it started feeling numb) that he didn't even label it Bells at first, because all the symptoms weren't there yet. I felt totally wiped out by the whole ordeal, but never really looked bad, thank god.

[archie4208]

Who is this Nirolak guy who's now a mod at gaf? I recognize the name but never thought he stood out. 

He copy/pastes nearly every piece of news at GAF.  He seems like a nice guy, but is fairly unremarkable.

[BlackMage]

what is this about having bell's palsy

when did this happen

yeah Himu, first I have heard of it   

Do you guys not know what it is, or did you just not know I had it?

yes i know what bell's palsy is.. I know someone who had (has actually  ) it.

[BlackMage]

I only told Wrath, and that was just because I knew he had it too. It was brought on by stress a month ago.  I didn't want to say anything because I was scurred you guys would think I looked really bad or something, but I went into the doctor so early (right when it started feeling numb) that he didn't even label it Bells at first, because all the symptoms weren't there yet. I felt totally wiped out by the whole ordeal, but never really looked bad, thank god.

to be fair, I think you look bad anyway..    just kidding i dont remember what you look like its been a long time.. you know what that means?! pic time!!! 

[lennedsay]

to be fair, I think you look bad anyway..    just kidding i dont remember what you look like its been a long time.. you know what that means?! pic time!!! 

Just google "Two Face." 

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Just to refresh any memories...

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg889102#msg889102

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[BlackMage]

no wonder i dont remember what you look like! I've never seen those pics MOAR

[lennedsay]

Let's play a game.

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Is it cake or is it...

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[Phoenix Dark]

Fistfull is gonna be devastated

[lennedsay]

Fistfull is gonna be devastated

Why's that?

[Akala]

good luck lennedsay  

[Phoenix Dark]

Fistfull is gonna be devastated

Why's that?

smh

[lennedsay]

God damnit.

[Phoenix Dark]

she sort of looks like Natalie Portman

GOSH 

[lennedsay]

Bubububut I'm too curvy!!!

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My nicknames in high school were Natalie and Padme...  Thought I grew out of all that when I grew tits and hips.....

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[BlueTsunami]

lennedsay

[Phoenix Dark]

wait, that's your? 

I didn't know you were white 

[lennedsay]

BT

Thank you all for looking past the white creamy stuff btw. (It really is cake [I think.].)

wait, that's your? 

I didn't know you were white 

You really didn't think that was her did you?  Oh PD...

Yea, no I'm total honky, bro. A little Native American, and a whole lot of white honky. 

Me being white is like me being a girl. Yes, physically I'm a girl and white, but mentally I'm a man of color.

[Phoenix Dark]

I could have sworn you posted a pic and looked brown 

oh well, I don't discriminate. 

[BlackMage]

this is what lennedsay's soul looks like

[lennedsay]

I could have sworn you posted a pic and looked brown 

oh well, I don't discriminate. 

I think I did, because someone else said the same thing after I posted those those two pics I just linked. I just get really fucking tan. I'll look for the pic, but I look hispanic or mixed in the summer because of the Cherokee and other American Indian tribes.

[Barry Egan]

this is what lennedsay's soul looks like

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you're high

[lennedsay]

Thanks. 

[TEEEPO]

me and you, we'd make a great couple 

[Cindi Mayweather]

right click save as Lennedsay's pics

jo material

[lennedsay]

It already has spunk on it too.

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[fistfulofmetal]

Let's play a game.

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Is it cake or is it...

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she does look like Nat a little bit. i liked you better when you where brown tbh

[lennedsay]

Let's play a game.

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Is it cake or is it...

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she does look like Nat a little bit. i liked you better when you where brown tbh

My husband said we look almost identical when we cry (like her in Episode 3 at the end).

Me being brown, though... Man, those were the good ol' days. 

[fistfulofmetal]

take vid and post it on youtube pls

[lennedsay]

Yea, right on it. 

If I'm crying, I'm too busy crying to think, "Hey, get the fucking camera! Let's see this Portman-esque shit!" But if I do, I'll PM you immediately, kay

[fistfulofmetal]

thank you 

[fistfulofmetal]

fyi i put your pic in my folder. close enough i say

[lennedsay]

Which subfolder There's so many!

[Bebpo]

wow, you look great lennedsay 

[lennedsay]

Geez guys... Thanks   

Better watch out or I may turn into that stuck up cunt Costanza told me I was. My ego's inflating by the minute. 

[Phoenix Dark]

yea, totally hijacking a thread that has nothing to do with pics. Costanzati   

[Fresh Prince]

there's the bukkake shot but no cleavage shot 

[lennedsay]

There's a little cleavage in there too. Can't hide those girls, bro.

[Fresh Prince]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

[cool breeze]

Get into acting.  You can be the Jesse Eisenberg to Portman's Michael Cera.  You know, the one with some talent.

[lennedsay]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

How do you know it's not really willco?    No, he told me in his movies, Rachel McAdams will play me though, nothing about Portman.

My husband is pretty lucky (because I love the shit out of him and will do pretty much anything for him), but I'm damn lucky. He makes me laugh to the point where I'm exhausted, and he's been taking care of me and the dogs and the house with my recent health triple whammy. We're definitely "that couple"... We tone it down around our friends so they're not disgusted being around us, but yea... I think it's the only lucky thing that happened to either one of us, but it was definitely the jackpot.

[Fresh Prince]

somewhere blackmage hanged himself with his mullet.

[Madrun Badrun]

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[lennedsay]

RIP BlackMage

alternative: RIP my husband after BM's murder plot is complete

[Diunx]

Someone should move len pics to the nsfw thread

[Beezy]

Good looking chick? On my internets?

[fistfulofmetal]

Good looking chick? On my internets?

But she doesn't have a dump truck hanging off her back so how can she be hot, beezz?

[Philip Cardgage]

Aw man, did I miss a Leendsey pic

[CajoleJuice]

[Brehvolution]

somewhere blackmage hanged himself with his mullet.

Beautiful pics Lennedsay.

[BlackMage]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

How do you know it's not really willco?    No, he told me in his movies, Rachel McAdams will play me though, nothing about Portman.

My husband is pretty lucky (because I love the shit out of him and will do pretty much anything for him), but I'm damn lucky. He makes me laugh to the point where I'm exhausted, and he's been taking care of me and the dogs and the house with my recent health triple whammy. We're definitely "that couple"... We tone it down around our friends so they're not disgusted being around us, but yea... I think it's the only lucky thing that happened to either one of us, but it was definitely the jackpot.

that's the gayest shit i've ever read. 

[Fresh Prince]

 

[CajoleJuice]

Got this email today:

Imagine this IN HUGE GREEN FONT

FW: FW: PLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE REEAADDD! IT WAS ON GOODMORNING AMERICA

Ok guys, my lawyer's paralegal sent this one to me and if it doesn't work, they are aware that we all will be coming to visit them for a law suit for false advertisement! J



THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL


To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, but this is from my friend Pearl Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by Pepsi Co against General Electric not too long a go.

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact
you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey Genera l Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332  1-800-842-2332 Ext.. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085



Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and for warding it on..
Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a check for $24,800.00 .
You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill Gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00

We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time.
My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid In Full'.

[Phoenix Dark]