Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Philip Cardgage]

Oh wiat i found the leendsey pic,

hawt mama

[CajoleJuice]

like 100 people had forwarded that fucking email already too

jesus christ people are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

[fistfulofmetal]

is it weird that i set the leendsey pic as my phone backround?

[Cindi Mayweather]

[Philip Cardgage]

is it weird that i set the leendsey pic as my phone backround?

Anything's better than that picture you had from The Girl Next Door*

*Not the Elisha Cuthbert one

[chronovore]

is it weird that i set the leendsey pic as my phone backround?

Yes.

[Beezy]

Good looking chick? On my internets?

But she doesn't have a dump truck hanging off her back so how can she be hot, beezz?

I can't tell from those pics, but she's cute and seems to have a badonkachest.

[Philip Cardgage]

I woulda married Leendsey

[CajoleJuice]

I woulda done that to her face

[Beezy]

I'm surprised that fistful likes her. She's not skinny enough for his tastes.

[Robo]

evilbore has been way too hetero lately. 

[lennedsay]

It's because I look all woman, but I'm all man at heart. 

[CajoleJuice]

and in pants

[Madrun Badrun]

where are these images

[lennedsay]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

How do you know it's not really willco?    No, he told me in his movies, Rachel McAdams will play me though, nothing about Portman.

My husband Rocko is pretty lucky (because I love the shit out of him and will do pretty much anything for him), but I'm damn lucky. He makes me laugh to the point where I'm exhausted, and he's been taking care of me and the dogs and the house with my recent health triple whammy. We're definitely "that couple"... We tone it down around our friends so they're not disgusted being around us, but yea... I think it's the only lucky thing that happened to either one of us, but it was definitely the jackpot.

that's the gayest shit i've ever read. 

How gay is that shit now? 

[Solo]

where are these images

On fistful's harddrive

C:\Documents and Settings\Pictures\Creepy obsessive 5 gigs minimum exlusive club\lennedsay

[fistfulofmetal]

hey lennedsay can you pm me the pic of yourself in the blue sun dress?

[Madrun Badrun]

you know what, I don't think I want to see these picture anymore.

[Van Cruncheon]

ugh total, it's het day on the bore

[CajoleJuice]

i'll fuck you til you love me taco

[bud]

lennedsay's so pretty omg

you know how sometimes when you see a beautiful woman walk by, you don't think about dirty things, but about stuff like making her breakfast in bed

that's how i feel about her



this sounds really gay but whatever

[CajoleJuice]

you love that line

[bud]

i love you

[CajoleJuice]

i love leo

[bud]

where is that from

[CajoleJuice]

some pic cheebs posted. inception premiere somewhere, i presume

[BlueTsunami]

lennedsay's so pretty omg

you know how sometimes when you see a beautiful woman walk by, you don't think about dirty things, but about stuff like making her breakfast in bed

that's how i feel about her



this sounds really gay but whatever

This is also me but Gerry Rafferty's "Right Down the Line" is playing in the background. Almost like a love filled breakfast in bed montage.

[fistfulofmetal]

whenever i'm feeling down. feeling blue. feeling like the world just is too much for me. whenever i feel like life just isn't worth living, i get a grip of my phone and see the caked face and it all melts away.

[ManaByte]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[CajoleJuice]

whenever i'm feeling down. feeling blue. feeling like the world just is too much for me. whenever i feel like life just isn't worth living, i get a grip of my phone and see the caked face and it all melts away.

[BlueTsunami]

[fistfulofmetal]

i have a way with my words dont i

[Philip Cardgage]

[Madrun Badrun]

Did that cat rob the Green Goblin of his hood?

[Philip Cardgage]

Did that cat rob the Green Goblin of his hood?

Close, but the correct answer is Genghis.

[Madrun Badrun]

Well at least Genghis glasses were so ugly that the cat didn't steal those too.

[lennedsay]

lennedsay is definitely very attractive but if my wife spent all her time on the internet flirting with vidya game nerds I'd probably get a divorce lawyer.  At least cloud is pretty aloof with us, only coming on to post pictures of her latest European adventure. 

This is my life at home too, btw. Only my real life guy friends get cupcakes, but get hit on less (because they're hetero and that's awkward). LAN parties and cupcakes every single weekend at my house. 

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lennedsay's so pretty omg

you know how sometimes when you see a beautiful woman walk by, you don't think about dirty things, but about stuff like making her breakfast in bed

that's how i feel about her



this sounds really gay but whatever

This is also me but Gerry Rafferty's "Right Down the Line" is playing in the background. Almost like a love filled breakfast in bed montage.

Oh you two... 

[Van Cruncheon]

is lennedsay flirting? rather, i think the inane chatter comes primarily from the lovelorn nerdlinger set commenting on her looks ON TEH INTERNET. nothing wrong with her humoring that if she isn't instigating. personally, i just think SOME of you -- and you know who y'all are -- are a little TOO eager to talk to a GURL ON TEH INTERNETZ

[Fresh Prince]

I'm trying to be nice to make up for electricluv running away
Though lennedsay is less stupid than her anyway.

[Van Cruncheon]

who is electricluv and what was this drama? i swear i miss all the good times. maybe if y'all motherfuckers would put "LOLI SIDEHUGGING INSIDE" in the thread titles i wouldn't miss it

[lennedsay]

You guys can talk about anal around me, and I won't call you a rapist. 

No offense, Lila, where ever you may be... 

[BlackMage]

8====D  (|)

[Van Cruncheon]

8=========D (  *  )

[BlackMage]

ahh yes being immature rocks

[Van Cruncheon]

:-P(|)

[BlackMage]

:-P(|)

is that ass to mouth? 

edit: oops no this is :-P (  *  )

[demi]

who is electricluv and what was this drama? i swear i miss all the good times. maybe if y'all motherfuckers would put "LOLI SIDEHUGGING INSIDE" in the thread titles i wouldn't miss it

Elektrikluv is a limp wristed woman. You comment on her nice tits and she gets all offended.

Well, sorry. There, did you want me to say that elektrickluv? Sorry. I think you have nice fucking tits and I'd love to touch them.

[Fresh Prince]

 O O
|_/_\
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sidehuggin'

[BlackMage]

I just realized Electrikluv removed me from her facebook 

[lennedsay]

 

Edit: I thoroughly enjoy your sidehugging, FP. 

[BlackMage]

 

[Joe Molotov]

who is electricluv and what was this drama? i swear i miss all the good times. maybe if y'all motherfuckers would put "LOLI SIDEHUGGING INSIDE" in the thread titles i wouldn't miss it

Elektrikluv is a limp wristed woman. You comment on her nice tits and she gets all offended.

Well, sorry. There, did you want me to say that elektrickluv? Sorry. I think you have nice fucking tits and I'd love to touch them.

You should have just told her the truth that she has nasty, saggy tits. Why do you have to ruin everything with your lies, demi?

[Brehvolution]

O O
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sidehuggin'

:sh

[Eel O'Brian]

:-P(|)

is that ass to mouth? 

edit: oops no this is :-P (  *  )

that's not what ass to mouth is at all

[BlueTsunami]

Here is ass to mouth

8===(==*  )

8=====D (  *  )

8=====D O-:

8=====|:

8=====D :santocry

[lennedsay]

Ahhhahahahaha!!!

P.S.

[Joe Molotov]

:-P(|)

is that ass to mouth? 

edit: oops no this is :-P (  *  )

ATM is when you put your peener in the poo hole and then in the pie hole.

[lennedsay]

Kids these days. 

Btw Rocko, girls have 3 holes down there.

[Robo]

Here is ass to mouth

8===(==*  )

8=====D (  *  )

8=====D O-:

8=====|:

8=====D :santocry

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Can we go back to calling Amirox fat?